Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-05-29

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 1386336920

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Being a criminal super genius isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire. On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup. Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad? Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy frogs (3 if you include the author). Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). Note: This book is a bit darker than others in the series. It also contains words that are more complicated than the average child’s reading level. While it’s ultimately intended for all ages, little ones might get stuck on a few words.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2020-03-05

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13: 1393516610

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Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life. "The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers." "Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen. "No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu. Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2019-03-09

Total Pages: 482

ISBN-13: 1386945978

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Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 125

ISBN-13: 1393625843

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When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2017-12-11

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1386192422

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One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2022-01-05

Total Pages: 169

ISBN-13:

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DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: Scott Gordon

Published: 2018-09-04

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1386094005

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When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-05-18

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 138635550X

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Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2018-09-09

Total Pages: 91

ISBN-13: 1386492183

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Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).