Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!
THE BOOK EVERY DRIVER SHOULD READ! The #1 new release is now in paperback! A Self-Help Book With A Sense of Humor! A light, quick read to help you drive in peace zen quiet. Take a look at why we do what we do on the road and a few tips on how to not get angry when we do what we do on the road. New insight to seat belts, manners, picking your nose, gestures, smiling, pulling out, tailgating, the left lane, speeding, alternate merge, prison, singing, brights, electronic toll readers, guns and weapons, therapy, blinkers, music, drinking, drugs, left turns, the phone, parking, bad drivers, anger management, and more with funny illustrations! Be happier on and off the road. A perfect gift for those you love and a better gift for those you don't!
Get the entire collection at swearybook.com: * Release Your Anger * Memos to Shitty People * Shit Happens! * Fuck Off, I'm Coloring The book that started it all! A global bestseller, this beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside * 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit * Fucktard * Dipshit * Shit-a-brick * Wanker * Beaver Dam * Cum Guzzler * Cuntcake * Asshat * Gutter Slut * Skank * Prick * Slutbag * Moron * Fuck Off * Idiot * Twunt * Dickhead * Cockbag * Fucknugget * Cunt Muffin Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler". Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Designs Printed on Black Paper * 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, christmas swear word coloring book
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An old trunk containing the tiny bones of a human baby, plus a mysterious visitor to Nikki Starr’s antique shop involve Dr. Gerald, “Road Kill” O’Connor in a pair of mysteries that not only expose Nikki’s hidden past and put her in danger, but expose her friends, Karen and Ian Hunter’s past as well. Romance is in the air for Nikki Starr and Ray Allen, but Nikki has a dark secret that she has not shared with anyone. Ray is frustrated by her refusal to commit to a relationship with him. A sinister visitor to her shop forces her to tell Ray about her past and seek his help. Then her husband, reported as having died in a fiery car crash, shows up threatening her new life and the lives of those she has come to love. As her friends work to protect Nikki, Road Kill O’Connor is digging away to reveal the sad details about those tiny bones.
About the Book What about autism, ADHD, ODD and all the rest? What does it mean? Why now? This book turns autism inside out and examines the subject under the microscope of personal experience. Ever wonder what it’s like to be different? Not to fit in? To wonder at the world around you while trying to understand it? Do you try to conform to society’s norms? To fit in? Or do you embrace your differences and accept yourself just the way you are? A Day is an examination of the autism experience from within the autism world. It’s a philosophical, and perhaps whimsical, examination of the subject, not so much in prose, but as an artistic illustration in the graphic novel genre. Can you follow it? Do you want to see the world in an entirely different way? Can you imagine what the world looks like from an autistic point of view? How did we get here, and where are we going next? The answers may surprise you. About the Author Bee Snow’s artistic ability was first noticed by her parents when she was drawing recognizable figures in an artsy way at two years of age. When she was evaluated for entry into kindergarten, private school officials mistook her advanced artistic ability for academic readiness, resulting in her placement in first grade, rather than kindergarten. The formal classroom environment and academics proved to be difficult for her, and when she told her parents she wasn’t looking forward to second grade because first grade had been so hard, her mother, a former public-school teacher, decided to homeschool her. She was homeschooled through sixth grade, then attended public school through graduation from high school. She always felt herself to be an outsider in a high school of 3,000 students, and never felt she fit in. But she won more local, state, and national art competitions in high school than any other student in school history. She won the “senior” art award in both her junior and senior year of high school. Snow graduated from Indiana State University with honors, majoring in fine art with an emphasis in drawing. Her work was chosen for special honor in a senior art display on campus, where her drawings, paintings, sculptures, pottery, woodwork, and multimedia pieces were recognized. One professor remarked of her achievement in various media, “Is there anything you can’t do?” Snow is married, the mother of four teenagers, and teaches art in a private school. She lives on a farm in rural Indiana.
As parents we want to safeguard our children from the pressures and influences of the world, but also prepare them for age-appropriate realities. How do we find that balance? Jessica Smartt shares ways to be more aware, proactive, and protective, but also adventurous with our kids. A former English teacher and homeschooling mother of three, Jessica Smartt felt the weight of helping prepare her kids for life, seeking to raise her children with a sense of adventure, self-confidence, manners, faith, and the ability to use technology wisely. Let Them Be Kids is Jessica’s offering of grace and confidence to moms, providing practical ideas to meet the challenge of raising children. Part story, part guidebook, every chapter includes doable parenting strategies and encouragement for the journey, equipping moms with ways to provide a safe, healthy, Christ-centered upbringing for our children. Her well-researched, tested methods, woven together with her personal stories and witty humor, deliver wisdom on tough topics, such as: Managing technology and fostering creative playtime Balancing family time versus sports and extracurriculars How and why to let your kids be awkward Protecting innocence and purity Showing grace when kids disobey If you want to conquer fear and find the truth that transforms entire families, Let Them Be Kids will show you that it’s not only possible but essential to enjoy every special moment of building family values together. And it serves as a gentle reminder that, someday, you'll be very glad you did.
Still Singing, Somehow will make you laugh, cry or maybe even angry at times. It is about one man's life as he fights through alcoholism, prison, traveling all around the world, married life and finely peace at the end. It is stranger than fiction; this book will take you beyond your imagination to faraway places and bizarre situations.
Welcome to the adventure! When I was growing up, the idea that being Catholic was an "adventure" was the farthest thing from my mind. You just "were". And, pretty much, memorizing some definitions and what "rules" you had to keep in order to be "saved" completed the picture. Then why would I entitle these challenging reflections to aid our life's journey: FREE AND HOLY WHERE YOU ARE? Perhaps because many Catholics don't feel freed by the "rules", and don't feel they will ever be truly "holy". Only for priests, sisters, or monks could "where you are" possibly promote holiness! Yet the "Daily Life of a Catholic" is exactly where we always are with Jesus as our friend and confidant, and members of his Body, the Church. Be prepared to choose a hundred thoughts or phrases you'll want to remember for the rest of your life. "If you are one of those people who, like me, understand Roman Catholic tradition as a solid foundation meant to encourage, not discourage, intelligent critical moral thought, then this is the book for you. It will make you excited (again) to be a Roman Catholic believer." Msgr. Robert J. Thelen, Seminary Professor and Parish Priest "A MARVELOUS BOOK Having learned that a priest I greatly admire had written a book, I eagerly looked forward to obtaining and reading a copy. When Msgr. Dennis M. Regan's "Free and Holy Where You Are: The Daily Life of a Catholic" arrived in the mail, my first reaction was I wondered if the book had a good title. The format of the book is a collection of two- or three-page essays, a format that I usually don't find attractive, and so I was concerned that I might not like the book. My concerns disappeared quickly as I read the text. Msgr. Regan has written a marvelous book, and the title is perfect. The book was a challenging, instructive and often inspiring experience. In God's incredible and unconditional love for each of us, God invites us to become: Co-creators with God of a redeemed but unfinished world. That will bring enthusiasm and excitement for any Christian believer who accepts the invitation." Rev. Robert E. Lauder, "Arts amd Culture" published in The Brooklyn TABLET, Nov. 30, 2019 A TERRIFIC, WELCOMING VOLUME Regan seeks to highlight what he sees as the more inviting aspects of Catholicism, which some readers may not expect---most prominently its flexibility and humanity....Readers who are familiar with the history of Catholic writings will be struck again and again in Regan's compassionate, empathetic notes, which would have been unrecognizable in Catholic thinkers of an earlier age....Many modern believers, especially young ones, will find a version of Catholicism in these pages that they can embrace. -----Kirkus Reviews
