Revolting Writing for Boys ...and Girls Who Dare!

Revolting Writing for Boys ...and Girls Who Dare!

Author: Jennifer Cabrera

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2019-02-08

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9781721819089

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If you struggle to get your child to write an essay, or even a paragraph, this book is for you! Revolting Writing(c) goes rogue and reaches reluctant writers on their level of interests and was created out of desperation to get kids excited about writing. This 18 week journal program is chocked full of kid-thrilling topics and disgusting humor. (teacher's guide and answer key included) Suggested age/grade level: 9-13 yrs. or grades 5th-8th. The vocabulary list in each lesson is meant to engage, excite, challenge and elicit laughter. Each weekly lesson includes: Revolting or rousing theme Related vocabulary words ] fun slang terms defined Humorous and informative vocabulary exercise Revolting or playful writing prompt discretely encouraging different types of essays An Illustration page to enhance creative expression Hilarious cursive handwriting copywork exercise Example Chapter Titles: Design a Disease, How to Pretend to Clean Your Room, The Art of the Fart, and even more exciting topics! As a homeschool mom of 3 boys I know the struggle to excite boys to write. A miraculous thing happened when, at my wits end, I asked my son to write about the contents of the toilet. It was magical. He was putting words together in sentences and paragraphs without complaining. Through laughter I was able to help him edit his grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. When allowed to write about what interests and excites them, kids are more willing to try. Out of desperation, I reached my child and he learned to write. I hope this book brings laughter and a love of writing to your reluctant writer as well. *Disclaimer: This book contains gross words and potty humor such as "poop, loogie, fart" etc.


Socialize Like a Homeschooler

Socialize Like a Homeschooler

Author: Jennifer Cabrera

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-01-24

Total Pages: 124

ISBN-13: 9781983467073

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A hilarious handbook for the entire homeschool family! Take a break and laugh as the Hifalutin Homeschooler pokes fun of life as a homeschooler. Does your family behave like a homeschool family should? Of course not! We don't have to fit into anyone's mold. As homeschoolers, we know the value of individualism. But what about socialization? Ugh. Homeschoolers are often nagged by ridiculous questions, unwanted advice, and unfair stereotypes. So how should we respond? Lighten up, roll your eyes and laugh out loud! This handbook will take you through a comical list of 100 Homeschool Manners, hilarious unprofessional advice, and inspirational insights to maneuver life as a homeschooler. Whether you are just starting out or have many years of experience with homeschooling, this handbook will go perfectly with a cup of coffee and a sense of humor.


Extraordinary Boys; Extraordinary Stories

Extraordinary Boys; Extraordinary Stories

Author: Benjamin

Publisher:

Published: 2017-01-26

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9781542718370

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Falling in love and playing sports feature in this collection of short stories created by Kids Tales student writers at Operation No Limits.During the week of winter break, eleven extraordinary boys worked hard to create eleven extraordinary stories.This book is not only an anthology of their stories, but also an anthology of their creativity, hard work, and dedication.


Dare to Know

Dare to Know

Author: James Kennedy

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2021-09-14

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1683692616

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“A voraciously readable page-turner of a novel.”—Cory Doctorow “A razor-smart sci-fi corporate noir nightmare. Dare to Know is what happens when Willy Loman sees through the Matrix.”—Daniel Kraus, co-author of The Shape of Water This mind-bending and emotional speculative thriller is set in a world where the exact moment of your death can be predicted—for a price. Our narrator is the most talented salesperson at Dare to Know, an enigmatic company that has developed the technology to predict anyone’s death down to the second. Divorced, estranged from his sons, and broke, he's driven to violate the cardinal rule of the business by forecasting his own death day. The problem: his prediction says he died twenty-three minutes ago. The only person who can confirm its accuracy is Julia, the woman he loved and lost during his rise up the ranks of Dare to Know. As he travels across the country to see her, he’s forced to confront his past, the choices he's made, and the terrifying truth about the company he works for. Wildly ambitious and highly immersive, this thought-provoking thriller explores the destructive power of knowledge and collapses the boundaries between reality, myth, and conspiracy as it races toward its shocking conclusion.


Tell Me Three Things

Tell Me Three Things

Author: Julie Buxbaum

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0553535641

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Sixteen-year old Jessie, still grieving over her mother's death, must move from Chicago to "The Valley," with a new stepfamily but no new friends until an anonymous fellow student emails and offers to help her navigate the school's treacherous social waters.


An Autobiography of the Autobiography of Reading

An Autobiography of the Autobiography of Reading

Author: Dionne Brand

Publisher: University of Alberta

Published: 2020-01-28

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13: 1772125156

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The geopolitics of empire had already prepared me for this...coloniality constructs outsides and insides—worlds to be chosen, disturbed, interpreted, and navigated—in order to live something like a real self. Internationally acclaimed poet and novelist Dionne Brand reflects on her early reading of colonial literature and how it makes Black being inanimate. She explores her encounters with colonial, imperialist, and racist tropes; the ways that practices of reading and writing are shaped by those narrative structures; and the challenges of writing a narrative of Black life that attends to its own expression and its own consciousness.


A Most Clever Girl: How Jane Austen Discovered Her Voice

A Most Clever Girl: How Jane Austen Discovered Her Voice

Author: Jasmine A. Stirling

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1547601124

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For fans of I Dissent and She Persisted -- and Jane Austen fans of all ages -- a picture book biography about the beloved and enduring writer and how she found her unique voice. Witty and mischievous Jane Austen grew up in a house overflowing with words. As a young girl, she delighted in making her family laugh with tales that poked fun at the popular novels of her time, stories that featured fragile ladies and ridiculous plots. Before long, Jane was writing her own stories-uproariously funny ones, using all the details of her life in a country village as inspiration. In times of joy, Jane's words burst from her pen. But after facing sorrow and loss, she wondered if she'd ever write again. Jane realized her writing would not be truly her own until she found her unique voice. She didn't know it then, but that voice would go on to capture readers' hearts and minds for generations to come.


Uprising

Uprising

Author: Margaret Peterson Haddix

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-09-25

Total Pages: 360

ISBN-13: 1416911715

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Newly arrived in New York City in 1910, Bella is desperate to send money home to her family in Italy, and becomes one of the hundreds of workers at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. But one fateful March night, a spark ignites some cloth in the factory, resulting in a fire that will become one of the worst workplace disasters in history.


Gross Anatomy

Gross Anatomy

Author: Mara Altman

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-08-21

Total Pages: 281

ISBN-13: 0399574859

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An honest, funny, neurotic, and totally gross love child of Mindy Kaling and Mary Roach. Mara Altman's volatile and apprehensive relationship with her body has led her to wonder about a lot of stuff over the years. Like, who decided that women shouldn't have body hair? And how sweaty is too sweaty? Also, why is breast cleavage sexy but camel toe revolting? Isn't it all just cleavage? These questions and others like them have led to the comforting and sometimes smelly revelations that constitute Gross Anatomy, an essay collection about what it's like to operate the bags of meat we call our bodies. Divided into two sections, "The Top Half" and "The Bottom Half," with cartoons scattered throughout, Altman's book takes the reader on a wild and relatable journey from head to toe--as she attempts to strike up a peace accord with our grody bits. With a combination of personal anecdotes and fascinating research, Gross Anatomy holds up a magnifying glass to our beliefs, practices, biases, and body parts and shows us the naked truth: that there is greatness in our grossness.


Margaret and the Moth Tree

Margaret and the Moth Tree

Author: Brit Trogen

Publisher: Kids Can Press Ltd

Published: 2012-04

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1554538238

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A poignant story about a plain-looking orphan, small creatures with drab wings and what it means to be truly beautiful. Bookworms, prepare to be enchanted!