I’m the guy who never brings a date to a holiday party. But meeting someone at one is a different story, apparently. The bartender I undressed with my eyes? Whose touch ignited a fire in my soul when his fingers brushed against mine? He’s the one I’m prepared to break all my own rules for.
It’s Christmas time at Little Tombstone, a rundown roadside tourist attraction in the tiny town of Amatista, New Mexico, and the annual visit from Santa Claus to the children of the village doesn’t quite go as planned. Edgar Martinez, who’s played Santa every Christmas for the past twenty years, fails to make an appearance. He doesn’t even call. The show must go on, so a substitute Santa takes Edgar’s place. But when Emma decides to investigate why Edgar, who is normally a rock of reliability, didn’t show up for the twenty-first year running to put on his size XXXL crimson crushed velvet Santa suit, she discovers that Edgar seems to have disappeared altogether
“When I’d ditched my cheating husband and stagnant career in the San Francisco PD to open a private investigation agency in Ireland, I hadn’t envisioned ‘purveyor of butt bleach’ being part of my job description.” When ex-cop-turned-P.I. Maggie Doyle scores a lucrative undercover job at the makeup counter at a fashionable Galway department store, she expects discounted lipstick and an easy paycheck. She should know better. After an altercation with a customer leads to a dead body in Maggie’s bathtub, she realizes there’s more to the department store case than missing cash. Can she catch the killer before the holidays? Or will the festive season end in an explosion of tinsel and turmoil? Grab a copy and find out today! ***Includes a recipe for one of Maggie’s favorite cocktails!*** For more murder and mayhem with Maggie and her friends be sure to check out the other Movie Club Mystery books!
MEET SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD CANDYCANE CLAUS. She's the most popular girl at North Pole High, her father is world-famous, and every day is Christmas. What more could any girl want? BOYS! And the new boy, Rudy Tutti, is hot chocolate. But he hates anything to do with Christmas! When Candy and Rudy are forced to work together on a school Christmas-tree project, her world is turned upside down: Her grades start to suffer, she loses her taste for ice cream, and now the two North-Star-cross'd teens must contend with her overprotective father — Santa Claus — before Christmas is ruined for EVERYONE! It's been said many times, many ways; NORTH POLE HIGH is: "Engaging from the first page to the last. Has the makings of a Yuletide classic." - A.O. Bibliophile (aobibliosphere.blogspot.com) "A Christmas favorite to be read year after year." - Alyson LaBarge (SnifferWalk.org) "Filled with genuine teenage angst and drama set in a fantastical land." - Margaret Kerr (thebookhoard.com) "A tasty holiday treat. Guaranteed to put a smile on any Grinch's face." - Maria Durst (queenofallshereads.blogspot.com) "As jingle bell rockin' as you can get!" - Gina R (insatiablereaders.blogspot.com)
Christmas elf Tinklebelle Holly is a screwup. Demoted to a job in the reindeer division after one infraction too many, she hates her job, hates her life, and despises the North Pole. But when a surprise visitor arrives from Elven High Council, and Tink is assigned to show him around, everything changes. Jax Grayson is a dark elf, and unlike anyone she’s ever met. Looking past his obvious hotness, Tink knows he has a secret, and the audit he’s supposedly performing doesn’t feel legit. After an unexpected tragedy occurs, Tink’s life is thrown into even greater turmoil, and it seems like Jax might be the only one Tink can truly trust. Can she help him figure out what’s happening on the North Pole, or will Jax be her worst mistake of all?
Four romance writers. Four failed marriages. Can they create the perfect man? Romance writers should be experts on love, but that’s not the case with Libby Day and her friends. Although they can come up with great stories on the page, their relationships in real life are all miserable failures. While on a writing retreat in the mountains, they decide to try to pen the perfect man—the kind that only exists in a novel. Libby yearns for a rock star. Nicky Knightly wants a motorcycle bad boy. Eliza Penbroke dreams of a Highland warrior (preferably in a kilt). And Jess Harper longs for a hot cop. The four of them burn their wishes and return home, but then something strange starts to happen. The fantasy men begin appearing in their lives, but there is a problem. The right men are ending up with the wrong women. Can each of them recover from the devastation of their past and find their own happily ever after, or is true love something that only occurs within the pages of a book? * This book is told from four perspectives and includes topics like suicide, abuse, and infidelity. Winner of the 2023 Firebird Book Awards in the Chick Lit category. "This is a book which grabs you and won't let you go." ~ Amazon Reviewer "This novel has four friends with four great stories of finding love all intertwined to lead readers through a fun romantic adventure with a hint of mystery!" ~ Amazon Reviewer "Sexy and full of great characters. I loved this book made me laugh and cry and want to meet each of the characters." ~ Amazon Reviewer
Trouble seems to follow Rudy Tutti from every school he gets kicked out of. Caught by the principal with an illicit substance, his latest expulsion gets him more than he bargained for when the only high school left that will accept him is in the North Pole. A brilliant young penguin living in the South Pole has big dreams. His life is changed forever when he is picked to be the personal chef to Santa Claus. The blossoming romance between a teenage Kris Kringle and the girl of his dreams is interrupted by an apocalyptic outbreak of zombie elves. Discover the magical backstories of how Rudy, Chefy, and Mrs. Claus ended up in the North Pole in this collection of short origin stories of characters from North Pole High: A Rebel Without a Claus, the critically-acclaimed memoir by Santa’s daughter, Candace Jane Kringle. Contains additional Christmassy bonus material! For kids from 12 to 92.
To celebrate the earliest arrival of Christmas ever - this September, no doubt - The Little Book of Christmas Jokes is the perfect stocking filler gift for those looking to infuse their family with even more festive cheer than last year. Stuffed with more than 175 Yuletide gems, these jolly jokes are guaranteed to make your family and friends laugh - at least once! From puns to gags, one liners to quips, knock-knocks to OTT farcical silliness of which you can't even begin to imagine, this book - unlike the Inns of Bethlehem - welcomes everyone. So, what better way to start the festive party than with these hilarious greatest hits of Christmas, a gift book which Santa Claus himself approved, claiming it was "Twice the amount of Christmas fun as Michael Bublé's baubles," in his December newsletter. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia! What do the Elves call Santa if he forgets to wear his undercrackers? St Nickerless Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care! The Christmas Cracker was invented by Tom Smith, a London-based confectioner and baker, in 1840. Smith initially called them "Bangs of Expectation" before changing the name. At first, love poems were found inside, though they were replaced by hats and jokes in the 1920s.
ScripTipps are intended to aid aspiring screenwriters in learning the craft of screenwriting through in-depth analyses of select screenplays that exhibit excellence in story structure, character development, and scene construction. Each ScripTipps screenplay study guide analyzes one movie and its story and screenplay in full, scene by scene, from beginning to middle to end, gleaning useful and practical screenwriting tips along the way. THE HANGOVER began as a spec script by established screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore and became the highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time. ScripTipps examines the techniques and tricks the screenplay used to create a $467-million international hit that launched a franchise and made overnight stars of its relatively unknown cast. This ScripTipps screenplay deconstruction mines THE HANGOVER for invaluable screenwriting tips on the use of in media res, character development, misdirection, conflict, subtext, comic set pieces, humor in exposition, and much, much more. NOTE: This ebook does NOT include the actual screenplay being discussed. ALSO AVAILABLE: ScripTipps: Bridesmaids ScripTipps: Carrie ScripTipps: The Descendants ScripTipps: Star Trek ScripTipps: Superman & Superman 2 ScripTipps: Waitress Coming Soon: ScripTipps: Arrested Development ScripTipps: Breaking Bad ScripTipps: Community ScripTipps: The Fault in Our Stars ScripTipps: Sleepy Hollow
When chemist Grace O’Leary finds a book of magic spells hidden in her Aunt Lucy’s run-down magic shop, the scientist in her itches to try them out. She mixes up a batch of love potions as a joke, and has to face the consequences when they actually seem to work. Her dream of becoming a professor is in peril, and time is running out to finish research for her dissertation. She can't handle any more distractions, but the magic shop is on the verge of closing, her aunt has become forgetful and confused, and a handsome reporter named Dario Fontana keeps sniffing around for a story. The last thing she needs is for him to find out about the love potions and expose her as fraud, but she begins to trust him, and the sizzling chemistry between them is soon too powerful to deny. With her personal and professional life in chaos, and her budding relationship with Dario in jeopardy, Grace is faced with a difficult choice. Fixing what is broken means going against every logical bone in her body. Can Grace learn to silence her scientific brain long enough to accept the truth about magic…and also about herself?