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Rude Rhymes

Author: Michael Rosen

Publisher:

Published: 1993-02-01

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 9780451174611

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Really Rude Rhymes

Author: John Foster

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2009-08

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 0007335385

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A collection of wonderfully hilarious, really rude poems put together by a master compiler, well known for his collections with OUP. John Foster is a poet in his own right and is highly-regarded in both the trade and in schools for his brilliant collections. REALLY RUDE POEMS continues a sparkling new collection of nonsense poems which mark the return of Collins Children's Books to poetry publishing. John Foster is a well-known poet, anthologist and teacher who is highly-regarded both in the trade and in schools.

The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren

Author: Iona Opie

Publisher: New York Review of Books

Published: 2000-08-31

Total Pages: 468

ISBN-13: 9780940322691

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First published in 1959, Iona and Peter Opie's The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren is a pathbreaking work of scholarship that is also a splendid and enduring work of literature. Going outside the nursery, with its assortment of parent-approved entertainments, to observe and investigate the day-to-day creative intelligence and activities of children, the Opies bring to life the rites and rhymes, jokes and jeers, laws, games, and secret spells of what has been called "the greatest of savage tribes, and the only one which shows no signs of dying out."

Dirty Beasts

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 0141378891

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The much-loved Roald Dahl collection of hilarious animal rhymes, updated for a whole new generation of readers with an exciting new interior design and cover look. A collection of (mainly) grisly beasts out for human blood, ranging from Crocky-Wock the crocodile to Stingaling the scorpion. Described in verse with all Dahl's usual gusto and illustrated in suitably lurid style by Quentin Blake. Exciting, bold and instantly recognisable with Quentin Blake's inimitable artwork.

Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher:

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 43

ISBN-13: 9780142414828

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Humorous retellings in verse of six well-known fairy tales featuring surprise endings in place of the traditional happily-ever-after.

A Little Book of Limericks

Author: Hugh Morrison

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2015-03-30

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 9781511524124

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There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.

Very Bad Poetry

Author: Kathryn Petras

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 1997-03-25

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 0679776222

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Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

The Rude Moose

Author: Jenna Laffin

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2015-03

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1632902036

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A moose doesn't use his manners with friends, at school, or ever! But he learns why it's important to treat others with kindness in this original song paired with a picture book. This eBook includes online music access.