"Please Don't Kiss Me at the Bus Stop!"

Author: Merry Bloch Jones

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780836235890

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Parents say and do the darnedest things.That's the stand hundreds of kids all over the country take in the book Please Don't Kiss Me at the Bus Stop! -- a light-hearted and often hilarious look at America's parents through the eyes of their children. Author Merry Bloch Jones has compiled hundreds of quotes from kids ages six to twenty on topics such as ridiculous house rules, privacy (or lack of it), total embarrassment, and romance (yuck!).Before I leave the house to go anywhere, my room yells, Nick, go to the bathroom. -- Nick, 14, Villanova, Penn.Dad never cuts his toenails. I swear, they're three inches long. -- Eric, 9, Toledo, OhioThey have a secret whistle for each other. Instead of calling each other, they tweet. Like a pair of sick lovebirds. -- Al, 14, Cincinnati, OhioPlease Don't Kiss Me at the Bus Stop! has more than 600 insightful, laugh-out-loud anecdotes from children across the country. It gives parents an opportunity to step back and look at silly and frustrating things other morns and dads have said and done -- many of which they've no doubt said or done themselves.

Meet Me at the Bus Stop
Meet Me at the Bus Stop

Author: MJ Ray

Publisher: MJ Ray

Published: 2020-12-01

Total Pages: 169

ISBN-13:

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When you’re desperate to fit in at school, starting a fake relationship with the bad boy will be the answer to your prayers. Right? I hate bullies, but this time, I'm determined to start fresh at a new school. All I want is to fit in and be accepted, but being popular isn't easy. And that's when Liam, the ultimate bad boy, enters the picture, offering me a solution that's hard to resist. But here's the thing—I had no idea that saying yes to pretending to be Liam’s girlfriend would bring its own set of challenges. Suddenly, I become the centre of attention for the resident mean girls, and to complicate matters more, I develop feelings for the very guy my best friend has a crush on. It's a total mess. Now, I'm faced with choosing between friendship and a guy. "Meet Me at the Bus Stop" is an enthralling YA romance by MJ Ray that will transport you into the world of Arrowsmith High, A British High School where you can leave behind the outside world and immerse yourself in the lives of relatable characters for a few blissful hours. If you're a fan of bad boys, fake relationships, and strong female characters, this book is an absolute must-read! Don't miss out on the opportunity to experience the joys, dramas, and emotions of high school without enduring any lasting trauma. Grab your copy of "Meet Me at the Bus Stop" today and get ready for an unforgettable journey!

The Elle Harrison Collection
The Elle Harrison Collection

Author: Merry Jones

Publisher: Oceanview Publishing

Published: 2019-12-10

Total Pages: 914

ISBN-13: 1608093131

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This three-book collection delivers laugh-out-loud moments, but at its core is deadly darkness Elle Harrison, a fourth-grade teacher, has had a life without adversity until her husband's infidelity—and other much worse catastrophes—disrupts her world.In The Trouble with Charlie, Elle's soon-to-be ex-husband has been stabbed to death; she wonders whether she could have done it in one of those “foggy” moments her friends call “pulling an Elle.” When she goes off with her girlfriends to a cosmetic surgery retreat in Elective Procedures, she seems to be a magnet for unexplained deaths. And in Child's Play, on the first day of school, Elle finds the principle in her school murdered, and a second teacher dead not long after.Constant among these three separate, seemingly unrelated, yet intricately tied stories, is Elle's charm, her indomitable spirit, and the huge support she gets from her friends. As they all grapple with their problems, they come to believe that Elle has a dissociative disorder that obscures her reality. The Elle Harrison stories open some dark doors, each one darker than the other, as the vulnerable Elle challenges her deepest convictions about guilt and innocence, childhood and family. Pushed to her limits, she's forced to face her fears and apply all her skills in a deadly fight to save her sanity—and her life.

The Nanny Murders
The Nanny Murders

Author: Merry Jones

Publisher: Merry Jones

Published: 2011-06-13

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 145241680X

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In this exhilarating page-turner, divorced single mom zoe hayes works for an institute for the seriously mentally deranged in philadelphia. she lives in queen village, a close-knit but transitional neighborhood where nannies have been disappearing, one by one. outside playing, her daughter molly makes a grisly discovery. a piece of litter turns out to be a human finger. one of her neighbors seems to be a serial killer, but which one? zoe helps mysteriously scarred and intriguing detective nick stiles in his investigation. and before she knows it, she unwittingly becomes prey...

The Trouble With Charlie
The Trouble With Charlie

Author: Merry Jones

Publisher: Oceanview Publishing

Published: 2013-01-26

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 1608090752

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Elle finds the body of her soon-to-be-ex husband, Charlie on her sofa, stabbed to death with her kitchen knife. Elle's close friends stand by her through the difficult funeral, but Elle alone must face the loss of the man she'd loved. Except that the loss is not total--Charlie is still around. Elle feels his presence, smells his after shave. Hears him accuse her of killing him. And even though she doesn't believe in ghosts, she argues with him, asserting her innocence. Oddly, Elle has a gap in her memory; she can't account for her activity during the time of his murder. As she tries to clear herself by finding out how Charlie died, she discovers that she had plenty of reason to kill him. Charlie had secrets. Infidelity. Unsavory business associates. Involvement with an international organization of sex abusers. The more she learns, the more danger she faces. As unscrupulous people begin to fear she'll expose them, Elle races against time to avoid arrest, fight off attackers, solve the murder, and make peace with Charlie's spirit.

Tips and Tidbits for Parents and Teachers
Tips and Tidbits for Parents and Teachers

Author: Pat Kozyra

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing

Published: 2013-12-03

Total Pages: 489

ISBN-13: 1625169817

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Teacher Pat Kozyra is now acting upon the many requests from family, friends, and colleagues that she write a book about her half century in the teaching profession. This seasoned professional has so many Tips and Tidbits to offer, so much to tell, and so much to share with colleagues! She has taught primary grades, vocal music, art resource, and gifted education, and has been a preschool coordinator, English as a Second Language teacher, and has presented courses in special education at Lakehead University in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. The author felt the time was right to celebrate her milestone by sharing with parents and teachers alike the important Tips and Tidbits she has learned in her distinguished career.

The Porcelain Doll
The Porcelain Doll

Author: Desislava Kaludova

Publisher: Desislava Kaludova

Published: 2021-09-01

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 0578965542

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The Porcelain Doll describes the captivating journey of Gabriella, an infant born in the late 1960s in Eastern Germany. A saleslady in Germany presented Gabriella’s mother with a surprise good-luck gift for her baby—a delicate figurine with deep, dark eyes. An unforgettable porcelain doll. For a typical young woman like Gabby, who grew up in the Communist-ruled country of Bulgaria, the thought of ever moving away from her homeland was beyond imagining. Unexpectedly, in high school, Gabby met and fell in love with Aaron, a young Bulgarian Jewish medical student. Although they parted ways after a brief romance, the two lovers always carried an undying love for each other. When Gabby emigrated to the USA years later to expand her career opportunities in journalism, and to experience life in a free country, she suddenly and unexpectedly met up with her old flame again.

If She Weren't My Best Friend, I'd Kill Her!
If She Weren't My Best Friend, I'd Kill Her!

Author: Merry Bloch Jones

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2013-02-05

Total Pages: 529

ISBN-13: 1449442382

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Bestselling author Merry Bloch Jones lets hundreds of women dish out the good, the bad, and the funny of female relationships. In this collection of more than 500 quotes, we hear from women of all ages on topics ranging from guys and fights to material matters and mirrors. Each of ten chapters has a brief introduction and dozens of clever, telling, and hysterical quotes on the issues at the forefront of women's lives.

I loved seriously 7 times
I loved seriously 7 times

Author: Gautam Soni

Publisher: Gautam soni

Published: 2019-03-19

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1090836465

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I loved seriously 7 times is a bunch of 7 love stories of one guy who fall in love with 7 different girls in different stage of his life ,due to which he experiences lots of lessons and adventure in his life,this book is a combination of love ,passion ,heartbreak ,emotions ,destruction ,obsession and lots of adventure throughtout the 7 times