Pearls Freaks the #*%# Out

Pearls Freaks the #*%# Out

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2012-10-16

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1449423027

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A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips follows the Rat, Zebra, Pig, and the rest of the gang as they offer their opinions on topics ranging from modern technology to the nature of humans and crocodiles.


Pearls Sells Out

Pearls Sells Out

Author: Pastis, Stephan

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2010-04-13

Total Pages: 266

ISBN-13: 0740798642

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Stephan Pastis has done it again with Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury. This edgy comic is the perfect collection of insight and observation on humanity's pitiful plight as seen by an arrogant rat, a half-wit pig, and their insane entourage. Pearls Sells Out gives fans their much-needed dose of humor, wit and biting sarcasm. The book also features thoughts and sly comments from Pastis about the strips in running commentary throughout the book. There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis. --Fort Worth Star-Telegram The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath. --reader complaint, Wichita Eagle


Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2013-02-12

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 144942774X

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"These strips appeared in newspapers from February 28, 2011, to December 4, 2011" -- verso.


Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2015-09-22

Total Pages: 563

ISBN-13: 1449476325

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True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.


Pearls Falls Fast

Pearls Falls Fast

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781449446598

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Enjoy a new treasury of New York Times Best-Selling Pearls Before Swine. In this treasury collection of Unsportsmanlike Conduct and Rat's Wars, the eclectic Pearls Before Swine cast play out their respective roles. Rat is the arrogant know-it-all, taking constant advantage of the naive and simple Pig, with wise and pedantic Goat looking on in detached disapproval. The incredibly inept Crocs still hold hopes of eating their Zeeba neighbors. Throw in cameo appearances by Guard Duck and Snuffles the Cat and you get the full tableau of Pearls comedy. Stephan's personal annotations lend insight and more humor to this Pearls Before Swine rendition.


Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic

Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2004-09

Total Pages: 260

ISBN-13: 9780740748073

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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals--includes commentary from the author.


Pearls Hogs the Road

Pearls Hogs the Road

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2017-04-25

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13: 1449487319

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The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.


Pearls Awaits the Tide

Pearls Awaits the Tide

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2021-11-23

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 152487664X

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Prepare to get swept up in a tidal wave of hilarity, sarcasm, and atrocious puns courtesy of award-winning Pearls Before Swine cartoonist Stephan Pastis. For the past 20 years, Pearls Before Swine has been one of the most popular and consistently hilarious comic strip in newspapers. This treasury packs in 18 months' worth of daily comic strips from 2018-2019, including an introduction, essay, and special commentary by the author.


That Inevitable Victorian Thing

That Inevitable Victorian Thing

Author: E.K. Johnston

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2017-10-03

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 1101994576

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Speculative fiction from the acclaimed bestselling author of Exit, Pursued by a Bear and Star Wars: Ahsoka. Victoria-Margaret is the crown princess of the empire, a direct descendent of Victoria I, the queen who changed the course of history. The imperial tradition of genetically arranged matchmaking will soon guide Margaret into a politically advantageous marriage. But before she does her duty, she'll have one summer of freedom and privacy in a far corner of empire. Posing as a commoner in Toronto, she meets Helena Marcus, daughter of one of the empire's greatest placement geneticists, and August Callaghan, the heir to a powerful shipping firm currently besieged by American pirates. In a summer of high-society debutante balls, politically charged tea parties, and romantic country dances, Margaret, Helena, and August discover they share an extraordinary bond and maybe a one-in-a-million chance to have what they want and to change the world in the process. Set in a near-future world where the British Empire was preserved not by the cost of blood and theft but by the effort of repatriation and promises kept, That Inevitable Victorian Thing is a surprising, romantic, and thought-provoking story of love, duty, and the small moments that can change people and the world. ★ "This witty and romantic story is a must-read.”—SLJ, starred review ★ "Compelling and unique—there's nothing else like it."—Booklist, starred review. ★ "[A] powerful and resonant story of compassion, love, and finding a way to fulfill obligations while maintaining one’s identity."—PW, starred review


Larry in Wonderland

Larry in Wonderland

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2011-10-04

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1449408176

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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.