Projects: Crib canopy -- Small pink bolster -- Book clock -- Family photo mobile -- Flower hat rack -- Framed and stenciled blackboard -- Floral tapestry.
Following his first book of hilarious essays in My Custom Van, Michael Ian Black expands his commentary to the subject that has made him one of the most-followed celebrities on Twitter: his irreverent take on the joys of suburban family life. In the tradition of Christian Lander’s hipster/yuppie-friendly bestselling catalog of observations in Stuff White People Like, Michael Ian Black delivers his unique brand of quirky, deadpan humor in this new collection of comedic essays. Now that Black has become the guy he swore he’d never be—a Yuppie A-Hole—he has a lot to say about his family life in suburbia, and he shares his incisive yet absurd observations with readers in Clappy as a Ham. Chronicling his adventures from cruising the neighborhood for his inevitable future “divorce house” (despite being happily married) to listening to Lite FM and realizing he loves it, Black delivers his straightfaced musings with the same sardonic humor that has earned him a rabid cult following. Want to know the pros and cons of Kashi GoLean Crunch or why kindergarten recitals are so boring? Looking for tips for lying to your kids about Santa? Clever, dry, and laugh-out-loud funny, Clappy as a Ham will “blow your mind all over your face” just like My Custom Van.
We’re so proud of our new book. And like its older sibling, this all-new edition is sure to be well loved. It’s packed with adorable, inspirational, yet practical ideas, freshly updated for today’s busy parents-to-be. Abundant photo layouts of different decorative styles provide creative starting points and help families take into account their own particular nursery needs. It’s also packed with essential information on safety considerations, stretching budget dollars, and maximizing limited furniture and space resources. Features: * Updated nursery themes include traditional, modern, ethnic, gender-neutral, and many more * Helps families make the most of limited space with creative storage solutions and by combining the nursery with a home office or guest room * Offers helpful advice on special planning for twins and triplets * Up-to-the minute resource guide for everything today’s baby needs
BRIDES of the SEASONS THANKSGIVING DAY BABY With her bundle of joy due in mere weeks, widow Caitlin Andrews thought she had her life on track. Until she ran into handsome businessman Jordan Andrews, the brother of her late husband and the man she should have married once upon a time. The years had not changed Jordan—he was still confident, controlled and irresistible to Caitlin's lonely heart. He questioned her motives for keeping her impending motherhood a secret and demanded to be part of her baby's life. But how could Caitlin let Jordan into her comfortable world without opening herself to heartache? Dare she look to answers from above and voice her hopes of having a baby—and a husband—on the way? There's reason to celebrate when three friends find unexpected holiday love and become three cherished Brides of the Seasons.
A Young Amish Couple Faces Insurmountable Odds It was to be a short trip to Indiana that might help Luke Stoltzfus build a business that will support his young wife. But when Meredith hears that the bus her husband was on burned in a snow-induced accident and his personal effects were found among the rubble, she is left without hope. Harboring a secret she had planned to share when he returned, she must find a way to go on alone. In a Philadelphia hospital, a battered man is brought in from being mugged in a bus station, but his memories have been wiped clean. His caregivers and new friends call him Eddie, but even as his body heals, his soul longs for a missing part locked away in his injured brain. As the seasons pass from winter to spring to summer, Meredith moves in with her parents and slowly allows old friend Jonah Miller to make her smile again. But even while life must go on, Meredith grieves. Follow the journeys Meredith and Eddie take, and see the amazing way their lives are brought together. Originally released in a 6-part serial, now you can have The Discovery–A Lancaster County Saga all in one book.
Based on extensive surveys of local parents, this guide offers comprehensive up-to-date information on the best doctors, hospitals, childcare, and preschools, as well as parents' top picks of pre- and postnatal exercise facilities, parents' groups, baby gear retailers, and kid-friendly restaurants. Illustrations.
Originally released in a 6-part serial, now you can have The Discovery–A Lancaster County Saga all in one book. Meredith and Luke Stoltzfus, an Amish couple who are faced with the greatest challenge of their young lives. Financial struggles. Arguments. A suspected pregnancy. A last-minute trip to Middlebury, Indiana. A drug addict on the run. A deadly encounter at a Philadelphia bus station. Will their love and faith be enough to bring them back together again, against all odds?
Are you expecting a little bundle of joy but worried about the cost of decorating a nursery? Look no further! "Decorating a Nursery on a Tight Budget: Tips and Tricks" is the ultimate guide to creating a beautiful and functional nursery without breaking the bank. With this book, you'll discover a variety of budget-friendly ideas and strategies that will help you transform any space into a dream nursery for your little one. In "Decorating a Nursery on a Tight Budget: Tips and Tricks," you'll find a wealth of information and practical advice to help you plan and execute your nursery design. The book is divided into several sections, each focusing on a specific aspect of nursery decoration. From repurposing furniture to finding great deals online, this book covers it all. The first section, "Plan Ahead," emphasizes the importance of careful planning and budgeting. By thinking ahead and setting a budget, you can avoid overspending and make the most of your resources. The following sections, such as "Repurpose Furniture" and "Painting Techniques," provide step-by-step instructions and creative ideas for transforming old furniture and adding a personal touch to your nursery. "Thrift Store Finds" and "DIY Projects" offer tips on finding affordable and unique items for your nursery. Whether it's a vintage lamp or a handmade mobile, these sections will inspire you to get creative and think outside the box. Additionally, "Shop Sales and Discounts" and "Online Shopping" provide valuable advice on how to find the best deals and discounts when shopping for nursery essentials. To further maximize your savings, "Use Coupons and Vouchers" and "Manufacturer Coupons" offer strategies for finding and utilizing coupons to your advantage. The book also explores the benefits of rewards programs and secondhand items, such as those found on online marketplaces and local buy and sell groups. "Get Creative with Wall Decor" and "Opt for Affordable Bedding" provide ideas for adding personality and style to your nursery without breaking the bank. From free printables to family photos, these sections offer a range of options for creating a beautiful and personalized space for your little one. "Focus on Essential Items" and "Ask for Help" remind readers to prioritize the most important items and seek assistance when needed. Whether it's registering for baby shower gifts or accepting hand-me-downs, these sections offer practical solutions for saving money on nursery essentials. Finally, "Final Touches" provides suggestions for adding those finishing touches to your nursery, such as thrifted This title is a short read. A Short Read is a type of book that is designed to be read in one quick sitting. These no fluff books are perfect for people who want an overview about a subject in a short period of time. Table of Contents Decorating a Nursery on a Tight Budget: Tips and Tricks Plan Ahead Repurpose Furniture Painting Techniques Thrift Store Finds DIY Projects Shop Sales and Discounts Online Shopping Sign up for Newsletters Use Coupons and Vouchers Manufacturer Coupons Rewards Programs Consider Secondhand Items Online Marketplaces Local Buy and Sell Groups Get Creative with Wall Decor Free Printables Family Photos Opt for Affordable Bedding Discount Stores DIY Crib Sheets Focus on Essential Items Crib and Mattress Storage Solutions Ask for Help Baby Shower Registry Hand-Me-Downs Final Touches Thrifted Decorations DIY Mobiles Frequently Asked Questions Have Questions / Comments?
This book is the first complete study of the life and work of the 17th-century Dutch painter Anthonie Palamedes (1602-1673). Palamedes was active in Delft, one of the most important cities during the Dutch Golden Age, alongside Vermeer. Unlike his famous compatriot Vermeer, Anthonie Palamedes was a successful painter. He was socially acceptable, was recognized and appreciated by his colleagues, painted hundreds of pictures and achieved financial success that allowed him to live comfortably. Palamedes is therefore the embodiment of the successful painter in the Dutch "Golden Age". The book includes a biography of the painter as well as a systematic and comparative iconographical and stylistic study of his work, with an attached critical oeuvre catalogue.