OMG! I Forgot the Card!

OMG! I Forgot the Card!

Author: Claudean Wheeler

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-09-22

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 1440338779

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Never lose your sense of humor standing in the card aisle again! Did you forget to buy a card? Did you wait until the last minute? Again? Or maybe, just maybe, you absolutely can't stand the monumental time-suck of standing in the greeting card aisle looking for just the right sentiment. Well, whatever your selfish little reason, you need never forget the card again! This handy-dandy book of ready-to-fold-and-mail greeting cards packs enough premeditated thoughtfulness to get you through any occasion. You'll find holiday cards, birthday cards, thank-you cards, get-well cards--everything you need to save face. Sometimes sweet, sometimes snarky, OMG! I Forgot the Card! has something for everyone on your wish list. Suddenly you're the most thoughtful person ever! Special package features a wraparound cover. Cards are pad bound for easy removal and scored so they are easy to fold and mail. Simply pull out your selected greeting card from the book. Fold it. Use the enclosed stickers to seal the card. Affix a postage stamp and pop it in the mailbox. No envelope required!


Geek Merit Badges

Geek Merit Badges

Author: Meghan Murphy

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-04-29

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 1440336768

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Provides a guide to the forty unique merit badges every geek can earn, with quizes and exercises to help readers master necessary skills to navigate fandom from gaming acumen to cosplay expertise.


OMG! Guys

OMG! Guys

Author: Jodi Miller

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2011-02-18

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 144052498X

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He told everyone you slept together (when you didn't) He licked your face like a dog while you were making out He told you he thinks your mom is hot ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this hilarious guide, comedian and coauthor of the WTF? series Jodi Miller offers real-life reactions for the ridiculous (and repulsive) everyday dating dramas you must endure. From forgetting to tell you he has crabs to his baby mama hating your guts, you'll find solutions to the dilemmas that make you say, "Oh My God!" So the next time he asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or you catch him checking out your best friend, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult the OMG!: Guys advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!


Lost in Chaos

Lost in Chaos

Author: Tate Connors

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2015-08-10

Total Pages: 576

ISBN-13: 1504913302

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Loosely based and exaggerated on my move from NYC to Los Angeles. My first 6 months in LA and my first trip back to NYC. It is about trading a way of life for another. After changing to your New Life it is very difficult to go back to your Old Life without further bumps in life. It is about learning how different NYC is from LA and how to adapt in each, while pursuing your dreams.


The Lost Girls

The Lost Girls

Author: Wendy James

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2014-02-26

Total Pages: 313

ISBN-13: 0857972308

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From the bestselling author of The Mistake comes a hauntingly powerful story about families and secrets and the dark shadows cast by the past. Curl Curl, Sydney, January 1978. Angie's a looker. Or she's going to be. She's only fourteen, but already, heads turn wherever she goes. Male heads, mainly . . . Jane worships her older cousin Angie. She spends her summer vying for Angie's attention. Then Angie is murdered. Jane and her family are shattered. They withdraw into themselves, casting a veil of silence over Angie's death.Thirty years later, a journalist arrives with questions about the tragic event. Jane is relieved to finally talk about her adored cousin. And so is her family. But whose version of Angie's story – whose version of Angie herself – is the real one? And can past wrongs ever be made right? The shocking truth of Angie's last days will force Jane to question everything she once believed. Because nothing – not the past or even the present – is as she once imagined.


Landfall

Landfall

Author: Thomas Mallon

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2020-02-11

Total Pages: 498

ISBN-13: 1101971355

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Set during the tumultuous middle of the George W. Bush years—amid the twin catastrophes of the Iraq insurgency and Hurricane Katrina—Landfall brings Thomas Mallon's cavalcade of contemporary American politics, which began with Watergate and continue with Finale, to a vivid and emotional climax. The president at the novel's center possesses a personality whose high-speed alternations between charm and petulance, resoluteness and self-pity, continually energize and mystify the panoply of characters around him. They include his acerbic, crafty mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush; his desperately correct and eager-to-please secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice; the gnomic and manipulative Donald Rumsfeld; foreign leaders from Tony Blair to Vladimir Putin; and the caustic one-woman chorus of Ann Richards, Bush's predecessor as governor of Texas. A gallery of political and media figures, from the widowed Nancy Reagan to the philandering John Edwards to the brilliantly contrarian Christopher Hitchens, bring the novel and the era to life. The story is deepened and driven by a love affair between two West Texans, Ross Weatherall and Allison O'Connor, whose destinies have been affixed to Bush's since they were teenagers in the 1970s. The true believer and the skeptic who end up exchanging ideological places in a romantic and political drama that unfolds in locations from New Orleans to Baghdad and during the parties, press conferences, and state funerals of Washington, D.C.


The Belittled Love

The Belittled Love

Author: SIDDHARTH DEV

Publisher: HSRA PUBLICATIONS

Published: 2020-08-25

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13: 819472161X

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The Belittled Love by SIDDHARTH DEV


Aqua Haze

Aqua Haze

Author: Harry L. Barok

Publisher: Balboa Press

Published: 2019-07-08

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1982228288

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A very pretty and intelligent author has writer’s block! Ginger vacations to the gorgeous island of St. John’s to cure herself. Upon her first morning jaunt, Ginger spies a body washed up on the shore, and she soon finds herself administering mouth to mouth to a handsome dark-haired, but scarred stranger. When he awakes, he can’t recall who he is. His cell phone and other IDs are also missing. Ginger returns to her cottage to get her phone and call the authorities. When she returns with the police, the handsome stranger has vanished. The stranger returns later that night. Ginger, thirsting for romance and adventure, invites him in. The two quickly form a romantic bond amidst the crisis and excitement. A hazardous cat-and-mouse game ensues as the duo lures out the criminals. The clues concerning the stranger, now nicknamed Rob Wilson, begin to mount, but so do the bodies. Our heroes, while tracking down the villains, must also dodge the authorities. As the mystery uncloaks, a kidnapping, hijacking, attempted murder, and drug smuggling are exposed. Back in Miami, Rob discovers he is actually Rod Dexter, a former Navy Seal. He regains most of his memory with help of Ginger. Then with his Seal buddies, Rod tracks down his son and catamaran. He also resolves to expose who has been betraying him, along with his export/import firm. Do Rob and Ginger find future happiness with one another? The author chose this genre because of his love of mysteries, spy, and adventure movies. Mr. Barok has vacationed extensively in the Miami and Virgin Island areas. The author has explored, sailed, snorkeled, and socialized in the region.


Make Me Feel Real

Make Me Feel Real

Author: M. C. Angel

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2022-04-15

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 1662430116

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The story starts with a terrifying sexual attack on the author at her Manhattan apartment. While the attack takes place she “escapes” in her mind by flashing back on her life from her horribly abusive childhood, through her life of fitness and beauty, and on to her romances, marriage and her son, up to the moment she is suffering this horrifying eighty-five-minute-long attack. Once the attack ends, we hear about the aftermath of the attack that leads to her spinning out of control into a high-stakes world of gambling where she quickly gets in way over her head and to survive makes the desperate decision to rob banks. These riveting true-life events culminate in her capture and her being sent to federal prison with an ending that will leave you—FEELING REAL.


OMG!

OMG!

Author: Deborah Baer

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-02-18

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 1440506795

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You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!