Newfie Joke Book

Newfie Joke Book

Author: Natasha White

Publisher:

Published: 2010-06-08

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 9781926677392

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Why are Newfie jokes so dumb? So the rest of Canada can understand them! From an author who hails from none other than the town of Dildo, Newfoundland, this book celebrates the hilarious tradition of the Newfie joke, many of which were likely made up by r


Philogelos

Philogelos

Author: R. D. Dawe

Publisher: B. G. Teubner Gmbh

Published: 2000-06-01

Total Pages: 156

ISBN-13: 9783519015956

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World’s Oldest Joke Book

World’s Oldest Joke Book

Author: Dan Crompton

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011-11

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1402261233

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"Originally published as 'A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum' by Michael O'Mara Books Limited in London, 2010"--T.p. verso.


How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke

Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero

Publisher: Princeton University Press

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 326

ISBN-13: 0691211078

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Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.


The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-07-17

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478119494

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cyclist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cyclist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cyclist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cyclists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cyclist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cyclist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cyclist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cyclists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


The Genius of the Jewish Joke

The Genius of the Jewish Joke

Author: Arthur Asa Berger

Publisher: Transaction Publishers

Published:

Total Pages: 220

ISBN-13: 1412824435

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The Genius of the Jewish Joke focuses on what is distinctive and unusual about Jewish jokes and Jewish humor. Jewish humor is humor by Jews and about Jews, in whatever medium this humor is found. Jokes are defined as short stories, meant to amuse, with a punch line, though Jewish humor exists in many other forms—riddles, comic definitions, parodies—as well. The book makes a "radical" suggestion about the origin of Jewish humor—namely, that Sarah and Abraham's relation to God, and the name of their son Isaac (which, in Hebrew, means laughter), recognizes a special affinity in Jews for humor. Abraham does not sacrifice Isaac (humor) and, thus, humor and the Jews are linked early in Jewish history. Berger discusses techniques of humor and how they can be used to analyze jokes. He also compares "Old World Jewish Humor"—the humor of the shtetl, with its fabulous schlemiels, schlimazels, schnorrers, and other characters—and "New World Humor"—the humor of Jewish doctors, lawyers, accountants, and other professional types living mostly in the suburbs nowadays. Jewish humor is contrasted with other forms of ethnic humor, such as Polish jokes and Italian American jokes. This humor, in addition to providing pleasure, reveals a great deal about Jewish character and culture and, in addition, the human condition. Now available with a new introduction by the author, The Genius of the Jewish Joke is an entertaining and informative inquiry into Jewish humor that explores its distinctiveness, its unique spirit, and its role in Jewish identity.


The Best Ever Book of Civil Servant Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Civil Servant Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-01-13

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781469919300

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil servant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil servant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil servant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil servant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Civil servant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Civil servants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Civil servant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Civil servant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Civil servant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Civil servants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


IWoz

IWoz

Author: Steve Wozniak

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 329

ISBN-13: 0393330435

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The computer engineer details his early life and education, his role as the creator of the first personal computer and co-founder of Apple Computer, and provides a personal perspective on the invention that helped ignite the technology revolution.


Polish Saber

Polish Saber

Author: Richard Marsden

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 9781950626076

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Polish Saber - The use of the Polish Saber on foot in the 17th century covers the history, anecdotes and use of Poland's iconic weapon. In matters of honor and personal safety the saber was the Polish nobleman's choice of arms. The concept of the duel, the form and function of the weapon, as well as source material from Poland, Italy and Germany are blended together in an interpretation presented in full-color. The work is suitable for history enthusiasts, Historical European Martial Artists and re-creationists who wish to explore Poland's Commonwealth and the weapon that symbolized its nobility.