Off The Top Of Fred's Head
Off The Top Of Fred's Head

Author: Fred Lavner

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2015-03-05

Total Pages: 282

ISBN-13: 1312972092

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Boomerist Fred Lavner is a funny guy with a lot to say about almost everything. People that piss him off. Bad customer service. Outrageous rules and regulations. Food labeling. Pretentious restaurants. High costs of living and dying. School teachers behaving badly. Political incorrectness. Not being able to find something to watch on 900 cable TV channels. Keeping up with celebutards. Getting out of jury duty. Popping off about internet pop up ads. Making sense of chocolate farts and other delights. Lavner's got a funny way of looking at things!

Xenograft
Xenograft

Author: Neville Cheel

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2023-04-11

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13:

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Frank Devlin is desperate. His ten-year-old son Daniel is dying and there isn’t anything he can do about it. Or is there. Xenograft is the story of how the universe can send us help when it is least expected. Help that comes at a cost.

Memento
Memento

Author: Sally Leiper

Publisher: Mereo Books, mereobook, mereobooks

Published: 2015-10-05

Total Pages: 77

ISBN-13: 1861515073

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ÿ Sally Leiper was born in Aberdeen in 1935 and has lived north of the border all her life. From thoughts beside a much-missed dog?s graveside and the joys of shepherding to the perils of modern communication technology, the wisdom of Granny?s proverbs and the unpleasantness of milk pudding, her charming and often very witty poems and stories reflect a long and happy rural life. They will delight readers of all ages.

"F" is for Fred

Author: Rebecca Cantrell

Publisher: Rebecca Cantrell

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13:

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After a caviar-related disaster, Sofia Salgado races to prevent the assassination of Maloney Investigations’ greatest celebrity—Fred the seagull. When Sofia returns from vacation, she discovers that her “pet” seagull, Fred, has become her greatest enemy: the paparazzi. Her former agent has dressed him with a tiny camera and created a wildly successful YouTube channel using his footage. To ensure his loyalty, her agent has been bribing Fred with caviar, feeding into his addiction and stoking a fire within his tiny bird heart that can only be quenched by more caviar. So he starts hitting luxurious parties. And that’s where it all goes south. Fred crashes a party for caviar but ends up filming nefarious activities. When the disgruntled host uses bullets to defend his secrets, Sofia must find the bird before the host gets another chance to finish the job. Weighing her down is her insufferable fellow detective, Aidan Maloney, and her kindergartner bodyguard, Violet. Can Sofia lead this crew to Fred before it’s too late?

Fred the Head
Fred the Head

Author: Posner

Publisher: Strident Publishing

Published: 2014-06-25

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 1906775702

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In March 1971 an off-duty special police constable found the macabre remains of a body...The skull, protruding from the ground, revealed the skeleton of a man who had been violently murdered and buried in a shallow grave by the river Trent in Staffordshire. The naked body, except for a pair of pink socks and a wedding ring, yielded little evidence and to this day has resisted all police efforts and appeals to the public to identify him. It remains an unsolved murder of an unknown man who, for want of a better name, is called Fred the Head.Michael Posner has been a court reporter for over 40 years and is well qualified to tell the story. Using police sources and pictures, he relates what is known about Fred, as well as other incidents of murders that have never been resolved. (Perhaps you'll have your own theories by the time you reach the last page.)

Stop That Frog! #3
Stop That Frog! #3

Author: Henry Winkler

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-10-09

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0698193148

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Hank's class gets to take care of Principal Love's pet frog while he's away, and Hank is thrilled when he's selected to take it home for the weekend. But when he forgets to put the top back on the tank, Hank's excitement quickly turns to panic--the frog has escaped! The frog hunt is on, but time is running out. Hank needs to find that frog, and fast!

Hands Off My Bike!
Hands Off My Bike!

Author: Ron Fontes

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 9780679868606

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The Biker Mice suspect that their Plutarkian enemy Lawrence Limburger is out to steal more land. But this time they're wrong. It's not the land he's after, it's their gleaming Martian motorcycles.