Join Caesar, the real-life No Drama Llama, as he sets out to find a home with no drama! Caesar is sad that all of the animals around him have mean words to say, and so decides that he needs to find some peace and quiet. Caesar hasn’t yet found a place where he feels love, friendship, and community. After saying goodbye to his mama, he becomes very lonely on his long journey, missing the sounds of laughter and happiness. When he finally encounters a friendly man along the way, he witnesses acts of kindness that Caesar has never seen before. Has Caesar finally found a place to call home? A place where he belongs? Written with lilting rhythm and featuring beautiful illustrations, Caesar the No Drama Llama is sure to warm the hearts of readers young and old alike.
Organize your life with this cute No Drama Llama set of notepads. Record to-do lists, phone messages, plans for today and tomorrow, grocery lists, reminders, and notes, mark pages in magazines, and much more. Several sizes let you pick the perfect size for any list or note. The notepads come in an adorable hardcover case, for easy storage and portability. The set includes: 1 long-list notepad (not sticky) 1 short-list sticky notepad 4 small square sticky pads 6 small page marker sticky pads This fun sticky note set is a great gift for someone you love--or for yourself!
Promotional Limited Time Offer Two Year 2019-2020 Planner Our fresh, stylish 2019-2020 weekly planners are finally here! Gorgeous and hand-designed by our designers they hold everything your heart desires; vision boards, to-do lists, notes, weekly, monthly and yearly calendar views and inspirational quotes! Perfect to keep track of all your to-do's, meetings, passions and others throughout the entire year. Our range of 24-month planners are an absolute must-have for school, college, home and work! **Contains: Vision boards, 2019 & 2020 yearly, weekly and daily planner, weekly to-do lists, inspirational quotes, U.S. Federal holidays and 20+ ruled notes pages** This on-trend weekly planner 2019- 2020 has clean weekly spreads with plenty of space to write your weekly to do lists, personal goals and much more. The stylish and clean design will help you stay focussed on your objectives and passions. The 2019-2020 weekly view diary has inspirational quotes throughout the planner to keep your going strong all-year round and boost your motivation. It also contains 20+ college ruled notes pages for jotting, doodling and personal notes. 2019-2020 Planner Features: 8.5 x 11 in dimensions - perfect for putting in your bag, tote or purse - ample space for setting meetings, journalling or note taking High-quality, sturdy off-white paper Vision boards to help you achieve your goals Clean yearly and weekly calendar views to help you plan your year ahead Weekly Notes & Priorities + Inspirational quotes to boost productivity Weekly view with plenty of space to write down your daily plans and goals Notes section (+20 pg's) to scribble down your brilliant ideas and plans Durable and stylish printed matte finish cover to protect your planner Designed and printed in USA Buy this hand-designed Pretty 2019-2020 Planner now and have Amazon deliver it to your house or office in a heartbeat. Visit our author page for dozens of other stylish planners, journals and notebook designs.
Llama Llama holidays. Jingle music. Lights ablaze. How long till that special date? Llama Llama has to wait. If there's one thing Llama Llama doesn't like, it's waiting. He and Mama Llama rush around, shopping for presents, baking cookies, decorating the tree . . . but how long is it until Christmas? Will it ever come? Finally, Llama Llama just can't wait any more! It takes a cuddle from Mama Llama to remind him that "Gifts are nice, but there's another: The true gift is, we have each other."
Current Mood: Freaking out I am one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet. I love my Pinterest boards, tacos, and witty T-shirts. But perhaps the interesting thing about me is that I’m a zookeeper at one of the nation’s best zoos. A decidedly uncool thing about me is that I took an at home DNA test, hoping to find out more about my parents’ heritages, but instead found out that I have a genetic predisposition to developing cancer. While I’d like to ignore that elephant in the room, if I don’t do something soon, I’m going to miss out on my only chance to have a baby. There’s this one little thing … Up to this point, the only guy I’ve needed in my life to be hanging all over me and expecting me to take care of him is a sloth. I’m not saying that as a euphemism for a lazy, red-flag waving an, but an actual sloth named Barry. But as awesome as Barry is, he’s not really equipped to help me have a baby. Then, out of the blue, my work archnemesis, Xander Barnes, comes up with a solution to my problem. Except he’s the last person I’d ever accept any help from. But I’m running out of time, and Xander’s offer is making me wonder if a leopard can change his spots. This might be my last chance to get everything I’ve ever wanted. Plus tacos.
Llama has a sharing drama! Build a tower. Make a moat. Nelly's dolly sails a boat. What can Llama Llama add? Maybe sharing's not so bad. Llama Llama has new neighbors! Nelly Gnu and her mama stop by for a play date, but Llama's not so sure it's time to share all his toys. Maybe just his blocks? It could be fun to make a castle with Nelly . . . But wait--Nelly has Llama's little Fuzzy Llama! The fun turns to tears when Fuzzy Llama is ripped in two, "all because of Nelly Gnu!" Mama comes to the rescue and fixes Fuzzy, but she makes it clear: "I'll put Fuzzy on the stairs, until you're sure that you can share." Fun to read aloud and helpful to children and parents alike, Llama Llama Time to Share is for any child who needs a little encouragement in sharing.
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Promotional Limited Time Offer Two Year 2019-2020 Planner Our fresh, stylish 2019-2020 weekly planners are finally here! Gorgeous and hand-designed by our designers they hold everything your heart desires; vision boards, to-do lists, notes, weekly, monthly and yearly calendar views and inspirational quotes! Perfect to keep track of all your to-do's, meetings, passions and others throughout the entire year. Our range of 24-month planners are an absolute must-have for school, college, home and work! **Contains: Vision boards, 2019 & 2020 yearly, weekly and daily planner, weekly to-do lists, inspirational quotes, U.S. Federal holidays and 20+ ruled notes pages** This on-trend weekly planner 2019- 2020 has clean weekly spreads with plenty of space to write your weekly to do lists, personal goals and much more. The stylish and clean design will help you stay focussed on your objectives and passions. The 2019-2020 weekly view diary has inspirational quotes throughout the planner to keep your going strong all-year round and boost your motivation. It also contains 20+ college ruled notes pages for jotting, doodling and personal notes. 2019-2020 Planner Features: 8.5 x 11 in dimensions - perfect for putting in your bag, tote or purse - ample space for setting meetings, journalling or note taking High-quality, sturdy off-white paper Vision boards to help you achieve your goals Clean yearly and weekly calendar views to help you plan your year ahead Weekly Notes & Priorities + Inspirational quotes to boost productivity Weekly view with plenty of space to write down your daily plans and goals Notes section (+20 pg's) to scribble down your brilliant ideas and plans Durable and stylish printed matte finish cover to protect your planner Designed and printed in USA Buy this hand-designed Pretty 2019-2020 Planner now and have Amazon deliver it to your house or office in a heartbeat. Visit our author page for dozens of other stylish planners, journals and notebook designs.
The latest gift book from positivity guru and bestselling author Karen Salmansohn, Instant Happy delivers upbeat shots of happiness and perspective with clever, motivational sayings and graphics. SEEK OUT THE HAPPINESS IN ALL OF LIFE'S CRAPPINESS You’re just ten seconds away from a brighter, more centered, supremely fabulous you! No matter what challenges life throws at you—from relationship roadblocks to everyday stressors to unexpected forks in your path—happiness guru Karen Salmansohn is here with colorful “thought interventions” to teach your old brain some new tricks. With witty sayings, inspiring philosophies, colorful graphics, and a dose of cheeky tough love, Instant Happy is the perfect inspirational self-help book for people who don’t have the time or patience for self-help books. So next time you’re feeling stressed, stuck, blue, pissed off, or pissed on, simply flip open a page in Instant Happy to kick yourself out of that negative feedback loop and into a positive thought pattern. Karen’s no-BS tone, quick-acting humor, and contagious optimism will soon have you ready to take on the world.
Llama Llama ZIP! Llama Llama ZOOM! Llama Llama Red Pajama VROOM, VROOM, VROOM! On the playground, Llama goes fast! Llama zips by on his scooter and swishes down the slide--whoosh! Younger audiences will love doing as Llama does in this supremely adorable fourth board book.
