Mating the Llama

Mating the Llama

Author: Marina Oliver

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2016-09-16

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 1326791451

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Lucy, widow of a young pop star, moves to an idyllic country cottage to start a new life. Drowning her sorrows when she is let down by the staid Edward, the latest man in her life, she is unprepared for having Rosa, a llama, invade her kitchen. Is this a mirage? Soon, though, she is drawn into helping Rosa's owner, the charismatic Cas Finlay, who needs to find Rosa a mate.


The Llama Parlour

The Llama Parlour

Author: Kathy Lette

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2010-01-01

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 140880509X

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A reissued edition of a classic chick-lit novel, from the bestselling author of How to Kill Your Husband (and other handy household hints)


Last Chance Llama Ranch

Last Chance Llama Ranch

Author: Hilary Fields

Publisher: Redhook

Published: 2015-08-25

Total Pages: 426

ISBN-13: 031627741X

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From the author of Bliss comes a heartwarming tale of friendship, romance, self-discovery. . . and llama drama. When a close encounter with an eighty-foot spruce steals Merry Manning's dreams of Olympic gold, the former ski champ finds herself falling into a career she never expected -- the life of a travel writer. Picturing glamorous trips to exotic places, Merry is speechless when her boss assigns her to the blog, "Don't Do What I Did," and sends her to a middle-of-nowhere llama ranch with instructions to "fall on her fanny" as often as possible. Soon she's eyeball-deep in alpacas, llamas, goats, and all the mess that comes with them. But when the Last Chance Llama Ranch -- and a certain gruff cowboy -- start to grow on her, Merry finds that each life might actually be just what she's been missing. You know what they say: when life gives you llamas. . ..


Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way.

Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way.

Author: Alex Willis

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2012-02-13

Total Pages: 237

ISBN-13: 1105536963

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So for those of you who believe that sequels are better than the original, you're in luck. Due to the overwhelming demand for more sick and perverse text, we have yet again created a book filled with words, sentences, paragraphs and even some chapter headings. Yep. We rolled it into a nice pretty package and presented it as a completely legitimate novel intended to be placed on the bookshelf between Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby. Yes, both those books were sick too, you just need to read it better to know what I'm talking about!Okay, I digress. We wrote this second book because you probably raced through the first one and thought, "damn, I'm still hard." No worries, our sick and twisted minds delivered once again.


Ride, Cowboy, Ride!

Ride, Cowboy, Ride!

Author: Baxter Black

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2012-09-06

Total Pages: 357

ISBN-13: 0762787619

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This hilarious new novel by America’s best-selling cowboy poet, Baxter Black, offers a funny, fast-paced inside look at the lives of rodeo cowboys and the women they love--or that they want to love. Cooney Bedlam is a saddle bronc rider and bull rider who has just fallen in love with the indefatigable Pica DeTroiT, but every time he tries to win her affections, he makes a fool of himself. When she's accused of illegal trafficking in endangered species, after being set up by the diabolical Oui Oui Reese, Cooney and his traveling partner, Straight Line, pull out all the stops to try to prove her innocence and to compete at the National Finals Rodeo.


Terra Moss

Terra Moss

Author: kd Brinck

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2024-02-28

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13:

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In another mind, in another place, and elsewhere in time, there is the world of Terra Moss. It is inhabited by tellurians, the cat-eyed kindred, who are divided into many kindreds (races) of which the predominate are the Kedi, the qitt, the Koboldlyn, along with other minor kindreds. A world of beauty, seid (magic), numerous gods, and thousands of years of history. An era had ended; a once-proud though arrogant kindred, the Twiniarians, the white-eyed kindred (the Hvitragua), had fallen; the victors showed little to no mercy. Their cities, great and small, were plundered and razed; the inhabitants fled, tossed to the winds to be either slaughtered or enslaved. This is the tale of one of the fallen, a white-eyed miris (male) named Burrwood--the Scrolls of Burrwood Aen'Nith, Amanuensis; Book 1, Terra Moss.