Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 153

ISBN-13: 0545649455

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?


Never Do Anything, Ever

Never Do Anything, Ever

Author: Jamie Kelly

Publisher: Turtleback Books

Published: 2005-11

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781417677870

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.


Never Ever

Never Ever

Author: Sara Saedi

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0451475763

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"She didn't believe in love until a real-life Peter Pan stole her heart"--Front cover.


I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato

I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato

Author: Lauren Child

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9780763611880

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A fussy eater decides to sample the carrots after her brother convinces her that they are really orange twiglets from Jupiter.


Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever

Author: Lucy V. Hay

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton

Published: 2019-12-12

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1529337739

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Never Have I Ever been punished for what I have done . . . 'An unsettling whirlwind of a novel with a startlingly dark core. 5 Stars' Sun on The Other Twin Twenty years ago Four teenagers discover a new game. They add their own rules, going from sharing secrets to sharing firsts. And then it all goes spiraling out of control. Now A woman gets a note through her door which chills her blood 'Never have I ever been punished for what I have done' She thought this was over. But it looks like it's her turn to play Because no matter how far it goes, you have to obey the rules of the game. And the game is never really over. 'Well written, engrossing and brilliantly unique, this is a fab debut' Heat on The Other Twin


Never, Ever Shout in a Zoo

Never, Ever Shout in a Zoo

Author: Karma Wilson

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2008-12-14

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 0316055662

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Rhyming text depicts the chaos caused by shouting at the zoo.


Never Have I Ever: A Lying Game Novel

Never Have I Ever: A Lying Game Novel

Author: Sara Shepard

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2011-09-29

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 0007444354

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From the author of the New York Times bestselling PRETTY LITTLE LIARS comes a killer series, THE LYING GAME.


Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever

Author: August Clearwing

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-01-16

Total Pages: 408

ISBN-13: 9781481841009

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Astrophysicist-in-training Piper Minogue has a lot of control over her day-to-day life. Between completing a Master's degree at Caltech and beginning her fruitful career at a local observatory she has little time for socializing. Until she attends one specific party that is. There, Piper is introduced to a drinking game called Never Have I Ever, and she finds herself admitting to a secret fantasy which challenges her friends' views of her otherwise prudish nature. Her confession piques the interest of one man in particular, Noah; a handsome stranger with a darkly boyish charm. The resulting spiral of rapture and torture that follows is threatened by the demons of both their pasts. Piper's inability to give her heart to anyone, and Noah's guilt over the death of his former lover claw to the surface to tear Piper away from not only the one man who has ever made her feel like she does not have to be in control of her desires, but also the newly collected list of Nevers they both want to turn into reality. *Contains strong BDSM themes*


Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half

Author: Allie Brosh

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1451666187

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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!


I Don't Like Books. Never. Ever. The End.

I Don't Like Books. Never. Ever. The End.

Author: Emma Perry

Publisher:

Published: 2020-02-06

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781788450614

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Once upon a time there was a little girl called Mabel. A girl who didn't like books. She used them for all sorts of things, from juggling to sledging, but she never looked at the stories inside. Until the books decided they had had enough!