Hoot
Hoot

Author: Carl Hiaasen

Publisher: Ember

Published: 2004-05-11

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 0375829164

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This Newbery Honor winner and #1 New York Times bestseller is a beloved modern classic. Hoot features a new kid and his new bully, alligators, some burrowing owls, a renegade eco-avenger, and several extremely poisonous snakes. Everybody loves Mother Paula's pancakes. Everybody, that is, except the colony of cute but endangered owls that live on the building site of the new restaurant. Can the awkward new kid and his feral friend prank the pancake people out of town? Or is the owls' fate cemented in pancake batter? Welcome to Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder!

Mr. Cooper is Super Cool (#1).
Mr. Cooper is Super Cool (#1).

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2015

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484449240

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Mr. Granite is leaving! That means there's going to be a new third-grade teacher. But Mr. Cooper is even weirder than Mr. Granite. He thinks the best way to teach is to come to school disguised as a superhero. What happens when a real superhero is needed? Will Mr. Cooper protect the school from evil, or just embarrass it to death.

My Weirder School #11: Miss Klute Is a Hoot!
My Weirder School #11: Miss Klute Is a Hoot!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2014-06-24

Total Pages: 69

ISBN-13: 0062198467

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this eleventh book in the My Weirder School series, A.J. and his friends learn that the reading scores at Ella Mentry School are way down. So, Mr. Macky decides to hire a special new helper to whip the kids into shape—Miss Klute, a Labradoodle! No one understands why they have to read to a therapy dog every day at story time, until the first time they try it. Suddenly everyone wants a turn to read to Miss Klute! But when the kids decide that Miss Klute is spending too much time inside listening to stories—that their therapy dog herself needs therapy—they let her outside, and all chaos breaks loose! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Paw Prints

Published: 2009-07-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781442012073

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Never before has school been this mixed up-or this much fun!Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn't know how to read or write, either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world!

My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!
My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2015-06-23

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780062284259

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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In the second book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the students of Ella Mentry School are about to get a wonderful gift—a million dollars! A.J. and the gang vote to create an in-school, state-of-the-art TV station so the morning announcements can be broadcast to all the classes. There's even enough money to hire Ms. Cuddy, a new digital media arts teacher who knows a thing or two about broadcasting. But soon Ms. Cuddy decides the ratings on the announcements are too low, and the show needs to "get more eyeballs." How long will the camera keep rolling? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!
My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2016-06-21

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 0062284347

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this fifth book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the students of Ella Mentry School are in for a surprise. Mr. Cooper is sick, and that means A.J. and the gang are getting a substitute teacher—crazy Miss Daisy! Now that she’s back, she’s weirder than ever. Instead of learning, she wants the kids to eat bonbons all day. And she thinks that germs are out to get her. Will third grade ever be normal again? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'
My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-06-21

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 0062084534

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second book in the My Weirder School series, everything seems to be on the fritz, including the teachers! Luckily, Mr. Harrison, the tech guy at Ella Mentry School, can fix anything: computers, phones, pencil sharpeners. He can also build anything, like a solar-powered umbrella! But when the power goes out in the school, everyone is yelling and screaming and freaking out in the dark. Can Mr. Harrison save the day before there’s total chaos? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

Mrs. Lilly Is Silly!
Mrs. Lilly Is Silly!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2011-10-11

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781536440294

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It's Career Day at Ella Mentry School! Mrs. Lilly is a reporter for the local paper. She's going to come help the kids make their own newspaper, all about the school. What will happen when A.J. and the gang become investigative reporters? Who's going

Is It Just Me?
Is It Just Me?

Author: Miranda Hart

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2012-10-11

Total Pages: 280

ISBN-13: 1444734172

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THE SUNDAY TIMES NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER 'It will certainly raise what I call a smile in her thousands of fans' DAILY MAIL 'Miranda Hart will carry you along with the sheer force of her charm, bumbling cheer and charisma.' SUNDAY EXPRESS Well hello to you dear browser. Now I have your attention it would be rude if I didn't tell you a little about my literary feast. So, here is the thing: is it just me or does anyone else find that adulthood offers no refuge from the unexpected horrors, peculiar lack of physical coordination and sometimes unexplained nudity, that accompanied childhood and adolescence? Does everybody struggle with the hazards that accompany, say, sitting elegantly on a bar stool; using chopsticks; pretending to understand the bank crisis; pedicures - surely it's plain wrong for a stranger to fondle your feet? Or is it just me? I am proud to say I have a wealth of awkward experiences - from school days to life as an office temp - and here I offer my 18-year-old self (and I hope you too dear reader) some much needed caution and guidance on how to navigate life's rocky path. Because frankly where is the manual? The much needed manual to life. Well, fret not, for this is my attempt at one and let's call it, because it's fun, a Miran-ual. I thank you.

Miss Kraft is Daft!
Miss Kraft is Daft!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2017

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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"Oh no! Mr. Granite is sick. A.J. and the gang will have a substitute teacher all week. Yay! But Miss Kraft is weird. She wears a clown costume and used hand puppets to talk. She likes to do magic tricks. And she's happy all the time. What is her problem?" -- Cover.