My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 0785231234

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait
My Life as Alien Monster Bait

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1993-05-07

Total Pages: 75

ISBN-13: 1418535109

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"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 0785231218

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1995-02-22

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535176

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"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1994-04-24

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 141853515X

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Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1994-10-26

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535168

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Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1996-08-30

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535028

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Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Published: 1999

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780849940255

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When Wally, Opera, and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto, they confront the dangers of greed and materialism through a series of incidents involving bungling bad guys, a break-in to the zoo, and a SWAT team.

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1997-01-31

Total Pages: 87

ISBN-13: 1418535036

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Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

Crocodile on the Sandbank
Crocodile on the Sandbank

Author: Elizabeth Peters

Publisher: C & R Crime

Published: 2011-09-01

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 178033446X

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Amelia Peabody is Elizabeth Peters' most brilliant and best-loved creation, a thoroughly Victorian feminist who takes the stuffy world of archaeology by storm with her shocking men's pants and no-nonsense attitude! In this first adventure, our headstrong heroine decides to use her substantial inheritance to see the world. On her travels, she rescues a gentlewoman in distress - Evelyn Barton-Forbes - and the two become friends. The two companions continue to Egypt where they face mysteries, mummies and the redoubtable Radcliffe Emerson, an outspoken archaeologist, who doesn't need women to help him solve mysteries -- at least that's what he thinks!