My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1995-02-22

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535176

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"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2020-09-08

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 0785233814

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 0785231218

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait
My Life as Alien Monster Bait

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1993-05-07

Total Pages: 75

ISBN-13: 1418535109

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"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1994-10-26

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535168

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Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1994-04-24

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 141853515X

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Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 1996-08-30

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535028

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Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 0785231234

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Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)
My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2001-10-14

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535117

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My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Author: Bill Myers

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 1993-07-02

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1418535133

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Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.