Sorry for Existing
Sorry for Existing

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher: Wannabe Press, LLC

Published: 2019-03-26

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13:

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It started with a bang. No, a slap. My mother's head hit the floor. My father stood over her. We had to get out. If we didn't, my dad would kill her. So, we ran. My mother dragged me out of the house in the middle of the night. Where will we go? How will we survive? There's nobody who can take us in, except for my grandfather... ...and mom hates him more than dad. There's no way we could wind up there, right? If you love coming of age stories, fantastical adventures, family drama, and heartfelt romance, you'll love this book. Get it today. **Please note this is an updated version of Spaceship Broken**

Please to the Table
Please to the Table

Author: Anya Von Bremzen

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 1990-01-01

Total Pages: 692

ISBN-13: 9780894807534

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More than 350 recipes from all fifteen republics of the Soviet Union offer samples of the country's vast diversity--from the robust foods of the Baltic states, to the delicate pilafs of Azerbaijan

My Father Didn't Kill Himself
My Father Didn't Kill Himself

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher: Wannabe Press, LLC

Published: 2019-02-26

Total Pages: 249

ISBN-13:

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They say my father killed himself. I don't think so. He was my best friend. He was my rock. He would never take his own life. No. Somebody killed him. I'm sure of it. I just have to prove it. If I don't, we can't collect on his life insurance. We're already in too much debt. Without that money, we'll lose everything. He would never do that to us. I just know it, and I'll prove it, too, even if I lose everything in the process. If you like amateur sleuths and coming of age stories, this book is for you. Get it now.

Worst Thing in the Universe
Worst Thing in the Universe

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher: Wannabe Press, LLC

Published: 2020-08-06

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13:

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Albert Ross is the most miserable, pathetic, and terrible thing in the entire universe. He is reviled by many, most of all God. Albert Ross is an anomaly. Karma doesn't think anything he does is wrong. It's a glitch in the universe that God can't fix. Every trillion or so births in the universe, there is a karmic anomaly. That's not to say karma doesn't have its retribution. For every horrible act Albert Ross commits, karma punishes Vikram Suresh. Poor, sweet Vikram. He doesn't know why his life is so horrible. He doesn't know why the universe is unkind. It's unkind because of Albert Ross. That is the crux of the karmic anomaly. Karma thinks everything that Albert Ross does is actually carried out by Vikram Suresh. What a horrible lot in life. That's why Vikram kills himself. It usually doesn't matter when a poor, miserable schlub dies, but this death has instant ramifications. With his death, Karma can instantly see Albert Ross again and realizes its mistake. Like a rubber band, all the horrible things that Albert's ever done slingshot back to him at once. And God watches with glee as karma has its revenge. Worst Thing in the Universe is narrated by God, as he pontificates on the horrible fate of Vikram Suresh, expounds on the nature of the universe, and explores the flaws in the whole system.

Katrina Hates the Dead
Katrina Hates the Dead

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher:

Published: 2015-10-01

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 9781942350118

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Katrina Hates The Dead is about a girl that gets sick of living during the Apocalypse, so she sets out to Hell to confront the Devil and get some peace in her life.

Wicked Minds
Wicked Minds

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher: Wannabe Press, LLC

Published: 2024-10-07

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13:

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My mother is alive. I thought she died saving my life, but it was all a lie. The emperor held her in captivity for years. Now, Queen Gilda makes her way to the capital to stand trial for her crimes against the empire. I must save her. I will not let my mother die. We will be united again, and together we will burn this kingdom to the ground. It will not be easy. Even with the help of a fiery rebellion, the odds are stacked against us, but nothing has never been easy for me. If this is my end, then I will make it such an end they will talk about it in the annuls of history books for the rest of time. My people will be free. Destiny has prophesized it, even if I am not around to see it. Join Ophelia in the fiery conclusion to The Wicked Witch Academy duology, and find out what happens when destiny crashes headfirst into the bond between a mother and daughter in Wicked Minds.

Pixie Dust
Pixie Dust

Author: Russell Nohelty

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 9781942350361

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A pixie monster hunter is betrayed, murdered, sells her soul to the queen of the underworld, and comes back as a zombie to seek revenge on the king that killed her.