Merry Friggin' Christmas

Merry Friggin' Christmas

Author: K. R. Hall

Publisher: Karen Hall

Published: 2023-11-19

Total Pages: 143

ISBN-13:

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Nicholas Whittaker, a man who hates Christmas with a passion, moves to Manitou Springs, Colorado, to start a handyman business and escape the holiday he detests. But when Natalie Hughes and her five-year-old daughter Lainey move to Manitou Springs after her husband's death, Nicholas finds himself surrounded by the holidays he's tried so hard to stay away from. Can Natalie and Lainey convince Nicholas that Christmas is a wonderful time of the year and miracles do happen? Find out in this heartwarming holiday romance.


Merry Friggin' Christmas

Merry Friggin' Christmas

Author: Joseph Cillo Jr.

Publisher:

Published: 2018-10-15

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13: 9781942590231

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Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael,the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN!The perfect gift for that "Bah-humbug!" in your life!So, who is Carlton St. Michael?Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead.And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network, (URN).A Christmas Comedy, of all things.But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first.But, you can get the print version, now!Warning: Merry Friggin' Christmas was written for adults and is too edgy for children.


The Christmas [Blank]

The Christmas [Blank]

Author: Brian Rushton

Publisher: Brian Rushton

Published: 2012-01-18

Total Pages: 53

ISBN-13:

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[Co-authored with Amy, Kevin, and Dana Rushton] You know how there are a zillion Christmas movies, books, and TV specials with titles like “The Christmas” plus something else? It occurred to the authors that the formulas used in these stories could probably be applied – or shattered – using just about any noun in a title like that. So we came up with a new tradition. The rules are simple: 1. Open a Christmas book and point to a random spot on a random page. 2. Scan along the text until you come to a noun. 3. Write that story.


The Paper Bag Christmas

The Paper Bag Christmas

Author: Kevin Alan Milne

Publisher: Hachette+ORM

Published: 2008-09-03

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1599951827

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Dr. Christopher Ringle is the last person you'd expect to find moonlighting as Santa Claus at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving. But it is there that he meets a young man named Molar Alan, who desperately needs a new perspective on the underlying value of Christmas. Dr. Ringle recruits Mo and his older brother as volunteers at a nearby children's hospital for the holiday season. At the hospital, Mo is tasked to help bring holiday cheer to the young cancer patients on the fifth floor. His biggest challenge is befriending a decidedly angry girl who is so embarrassed by her scarred appearance that she hides her face behind the safety of a paper bag. Almost in spite of himself, Mo finds that Christmas joy emanates from a source far greater than the North Pole, while the young girl learns that she is more beautiful than she had ever imagined.


A Christmas Family

A Christmas Family

Author: D. Allen

Publisher: DN Publishing

Published: 2024-09-22

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1963602080

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I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… Collette has made a happy life for herself in retirement. She’s active with church programs, volunteers at the library, and regularly meets with her friends for coffee and gossip. With Christmas around the corner, it becomes more apparent that Collette is alone. Until the love of her life walks through the door. Just like the ones I used to know… Eddie spends most of his time alone. Sure, he’s become the neighborhood handyman, but after the odds and ends are fixed up, he retreats back to his empty house and his quiet routine. But when his neighbor sets him up on social media and he discovers the profile of his high school sweetheart, he breaks the routine to go out and find her. Collette and Eddie’s reunion is what they’ve both been waiting for their whole lives. But before they can spend the rest of their lives together, they both agree they need to find the daughter they were forced to give up as teenagers. The daughter who could be anywhere in the world. A Christmas Family is the ninth book in the Small Town Christmas series. Each book in the series is an independent story and the series can be read in any order.


The Right Path Taken

The Right Path Taken

Author: Terry Lawrence

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2009-04-24

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13: 1440129347

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The right path taken is a choice anyone can make, but it requires an explicit reason, a precise purpose, and a yearning motivation to walk the journey of life in the shadow of God. In this book, The Right Path Taken, poetry chronicles the rewards of change. It illustrates the various dimensions of love and how walking on the side of the Heavenly Father can provide the glories of remuneration that are not available on the road that is inherent with evil.


Unwelcome

Unwelcome

Author: Captain Dawn Ottman

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

Published: 2017-03-09

Total Pages: 281

ISBN-13: 1480943924

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Beneath

Beneath

Author: Roland Smith

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2015-01-27

Total Pages: 237

ISBN-13: 0545564883

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Roland Smith, the master of middle-grade adventure, returns with a new novel full of high-speed chases, secret identities, and a dangerous underground world. What waits Beneath?Pat O'Toole has always idolized his older brother, Coop. He's even helped Coop with some of his crazier plans -- such as risking his life to help his big brother dig a tunnel underneath their neighborhood in the suburbs of Washington, DC. Coop is . . . different. He doesn't talk on the phone, doesn't use email, and doesn't have friends. He's never really cared for anything but the thrill of being underground and Pat. So it's no surprise to anyone -- even Pat -- that after a huge fight with their parents, Coop runs away. Exactly one year later, Pat receives a package containing a digital voice recorder and a cryptic message from his brother. He follows the clues to New York City, and soon discovers that Coop has joined the Community, a self-sufficient society living beneath the streets. Now it's up to Pat to find his brother -- and bring him home.


Beyond the Wall

Beyond the Wall

Author: Alivia C Tagliaferri

Publisher: Ironcutter Media, LLC

Published: 2009-11

Total Pages: 316

ISBN-13: 0978841727

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For Dennis Michaels, a Vietnam combat veteran waging an invisible forty-year battle with survivor's guilt and PTSD, life changes when he mentors an Iraq War veteran undergoing rehabilitation at Walter Reed Medical Center. Seeking to transform pain into healing, this warrior of old and warrior of today share glimpses into a world seldom discussed as they navigate their journey home and honor their Marine code of conduct: Never leave anyone behind. Formerly titled Still the Monkey, What Happens to Warriors after War (ISBN 978-0-9788417-3-7), this revised 2nd edition is an acclaimed must read.


Death By Eggnog

Death By Eggnog

Author: Lee Hollis

Publisher: Kensington Cozies

Published: 2023-09-26

Total Pages: 109

ISBN-13: 1496743954

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Hayley Powell, a small-town Maine food-and-wine columnist turned sleuth finds herself caught in another murderous mystery, this time at Christmastime. Food and cocktails columnist Hayley Powell has never cared much for Bar Harbor’s grouchy town librarian, Agatha Farnsworth. But that doesn’t mean she wishes this Christmas would be her last! Unfortunately, after the Scroogy senior has a fatal—and suspicious—allergic reaction to supposedly non-dairy eggnog. And now it’s up to Hayley to put her sleuthing skills to work and ladle out some justice . . . [*Previously published in Eggnog Murder]