How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children

Author: Knock Knock

Publisher:

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 9781601060389

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While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.


Desktop Boxing

Desktop Boxing

Author: Running Press

Publisher: RP Minis

Published: 2016-09-27

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762460809

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For boxing fans and desk jockeys alike, Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don't take out your stress on your coworkers, take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes: A mini desktop punching bag with suction cup base Two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers A mini book with basic finger boxing moves and boxing trivia


Mr Men Little Miss My Daddy

Mr Men Little Miss My Daddy

Author: Roger Hargreaves

Publisher:

Published: 2020

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781405297813

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This very special Mr Men book is the perfect gift for Father's Day. The Mr Men will help you show your daddy just how much he means to you. From terrific tickles and funny faces which brighten your day, to strong arms when you're feeling tired, daddies are funny, silly, strong and cool - lots of the Mr Men rolled into one! Children can also add their own words to the story to make it a really personal gift. The perfect book for your daddy's birthday, a new father, Father's Day, or for giving and sharing any time you want to say I love you, too. Now with a shiny foil cover! The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged 2 years and up.


Batdad

Batdad

Author: Blake Wilson

Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 0451495500

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"When Blake Wilson bought a Batman mask on a whim while shopping with his kids, he had no idea that the short video he filmed of himself wearing it on his way home would be viewed by millions and launch the start of an alter ego: BatDad. Soon, Blake was using Batman's gruff voice and nihilistic outlook to dispense parental advice on everything from nose-picking to homework in videos that attracted a massive following and global media attention. In BatDad, he'll offer that same style of advice through photos that capture the spirit and humor of the videos. Much like the bestselling Darth Vader and Son, BatDad's gifty package will be perfect for Father's Day and those everyday superheroes--aka parents--everywhere!"--


Papa, Please Get the Moon for Me

Papa, Please Get the Moon for Me

Author: Eric Carle

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-08-04

Total Pages: 15

ISBN-13: 1481431811

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In a book with foldout pages, Monica's father fulfills her request for the moon by taking it down after it is small enough to carry, but it continues to change in size.


The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Author: Hugh Murmie

Publisher:

Published: 2020-05-10

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13:

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!


101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

Author: Elias Hill

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-07-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781973749127

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Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!


The Life of Dad

The Life of Dad

Author: Jon Finkel

Publisher: Adams Media

Published: 2019-05-07

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1721400303

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A heartwarming and enlightening collection of advice, wisdom, and practical skills featuring an all-star cast of fathers from the popular online community Life of Dad. Becoming a dad gives men a VIP pass into the greatest club on earth: fatherhood. Its rewards are unmatched, its challenges, uncharted. The experience can reach euphoric highs and gut-punching lows. For those moments (and everything in between), The Life of Dad has your back. The Life of Dad is an all-encompassing, entertaining distillation of the full dad experience, through a collection of interviews, podcasts, online chats, Facebook Lives, and more, dispensing collective wisdom from dads who have been in the trenches. From Shaquille O’Neal explaining how he’s taught his kids to be grateful, or Michael Strahan highlighting the importance of accountability, or Jim Gaffigan discussing the challenges of having a house full of kids, The Life of Dad has it all. Including thoughts from Ice Cube, Henry Winkler, Chris Jericho, Denis Leary, Freddie Prinze Jr, Charles Tillman, Mark Feuerstein, and many, many more, you’ll find plenty of camaraderie in the hardest—but most rewarding—job of your life!


Betty & Veronica: Best Friends Forever

Betty & Veronica: Best Friends Forever

Author: Dan Parent

Publisher: Archie Comic Publications

Published: 2014-01-07

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 1627389202

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Betty and Veronica, the most famous BFFs in all of comics, team up for a Battle of the BFFs reality show to prove that their friendship will survive under any hardship. BETTY & VERONICA: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER is a fun and engaging full-color story celebrating the power of friendship.