Author: Tadziu Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2019-08-12

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 9781081775728

Is anybody sick of these lame sucker superheroes just being regurgitated again and again? These superheroes, as Grandmaster Caz puts it (and everybody knows Big Hank didn't write his own rhymes, so all you nerds chill): "Flying through the air in pantyhose. He may be very sexy or even cute, but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"? Well, congratulations, this is the right place. This is the so fly, super fly, don't even need to fly he's so fly's first official graphic novella. Just like Chuckie says in Boaz Yakin's 1994 cinematic classic, Fresh, "X-Men baby stuff homes, all their costumes and powers ain't shit!" That's right Chuckie, and, if he were still alive, he may be proud to hear there is finally a superhero busting the stupid dope moves. The time hath cometh, ladies and gentlemen; we proudly present to you the six series comic, in one graphic novel, the one, the only: Mac-A-Bee!Now, for all you super simps out there lame to the game and those with clinically significant low IQ scores, I'll give you a little run down on what the business is:Mac-A-Bee is a down OG super fly Jewish pimp from the streets of Detroit. He's carrying on as usual - chasing down hoes, clocking fat doughs, swinging el dos, but he's about to experience a life transition. This transition is heralded by the birth of his daughter (not his daughter, per se, but his daughter). For whatever reason, he has some ambivalence to the idea of her growing up to share the profession of the parents. Mac-A-Bee starts becoming aware of his surroundings. He sees the persecution and prejudice sex workers face; he starts to see how people, not just sex workers but square people, are being exploited by the inhumane tactics employed by black market entrepreneurs. He tries to make a stand and unite sex workers to fight for human rights, but the state, media, and professional criminals quickly move to extinguish and defame him and his movement. He is outcast by society, and even his own people turn their backs on him. Heartbroken, with no direction, and questioning his very identity and worth to society, he leaves Detroit to find himself. On his pilgrimage, he finds his true self after a series of epiphanies, sacrifice, hard work, discipline, and revelations, which consequently has his game super extra mega tight. He returns to Detroit to free his people, bring them to the Promised Land, restore honor to sex workers (respectively), and put an end to the foul human trafficking and other inhumane monstrosities people are subjected to due to the criminalization and deregulation of the sex industry!