Love Languages of Vampires
Love Languages of Vampires

Author: Crimson Angel Mercy AKA The Supernatural Agony Aunt

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2024-09-12

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 1526366940

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A dating guide - with bite! For fans of Twilight, The Vampire Diaries and all things supernatural comes a self-help guide you can really sink your teeth in to. Dating isn't always easy, especially when your crush is a night owl, suspiciously knowledgable at history (it's like they lived through it!) and likes their steak on the bloodier side. You might already have an intense connection (move over Bella and Edward) or perhaps you're still in your enemies-to-lovers era (Buffy and Spike, who?), but getting past that 'I like you' moment is proving tricky. Enter Crimson Angel Mercy, the supernatural agony aunt, who will spare you the agony as you dip your toe in the dating pool. In The Love Languages of Vampires, Crimson will show you how to dodge the red flags, move on from serial ghosters and spot the bloodsuckers before you fall in love at first bite. Discover the five love languages that are essential to a happy relationship and find out who is right for you (spoiler alert: it's sometimes choosing yourself!).

Rules for Vampires
Rules for Vampires

Author: Alex Foulkes

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-11-23

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1534498370

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The Nevermoor series meets Hotel Transylvania in this “delightful and spooky” (Booklist) debut middle grade adventure set in a world of talking spiders, living forests, and haunted castles about a vampire girl who wants to fit in but first must defeat an evil ghost. After one hundred years of being a vampire, it’s time for Eleonora to have her Birthnight. Since Leo’s last rite of passage, her Grimwalk, ended with her losing her right leg and a good deal of her confidence, she’s hoping to redeem herself in the eyes of her mother, the fearsome Lady Sieglinde. All Leo has to do is hunt down and kill her first prey, and she already has the perfect plan. After all, who will miss an orphan from the bleak St. Frieda’s Home for Unfortunate Children? But an accidental fire causes more death and destruction than Leo bargained for. Instead of killing one carefully selected victim, she’s created several ghosts from the orphanage residents. And one sinister specter, the Orphanmaster, is poised to terrorize the living residents in a nearby town. To stop him and try to undo some of the mess she’s made, Leo must team up with the orphan ghost Minna. Will Leo have the chance to prove herself as a vampire before her Birthnight is over, or will she discover that there are no winners in the battle of undead versus undead?

Vampire in Love
Vampire in Love

Author: Enrique Vila-Matas

Publisher: New Directions Publishing

Published: 2016-09-27

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0811223477

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“Arguably Spain’s most significant contemporary literary figure” (Joanna Kavenna, The New Yorker) Gathered for the first time in English, and spanning his entire career, Vampire in Love offers a selection of the Spanish master Enrique Vila-Matas’s finest short stories. An effeminate, hunchbacked barber on the verge of death falls in love with a choirboy. A fledgling writer on barbiturates visits Marguerite Duras’s Paris apartment and watches his dinner companion slip into the abyss. An unsuspecting man receives a mysterious phone call from a lonely ophthalmologist, visits his abandoned villa, and is privy to a secret. The stories in Vampire in Love, selected and brilliantly translated by the renowned translator Margaret Jull Costa, are all told with Vila-Matas’s signature erudition and wit and his provocative questioning of the interrelation of art and life.

Language of Love
Language of Love

Author: Sarah Beth

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2024-08-19

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Forget all you think you know. Vampires are real. We've been around for as long as there have been humans. My family are purebloods. We're born vampires. We began as assassins for rulers and evolved to become the police of the "infected"-the ones who were turned against their will by the rogues. My friends and I are getting ready to graduate from "Assassin School" and take our place in our clans. I was optimistic about my role in my clan. Speaking almost every language in the world, I am an invaluable asset. Code Name: Translator. Then the unthinkable happened. . .I fell in love. With a human. An abduction by the area's infected pack hits home and rocks the world that we have built together. Will I be strong enough to do what's needed? Will he ever be accepted into our clan? Will the clan allow me to keep him? Or will I have to kill him? So many questions. . .so few answers. . .

Must Love Vampires
Must Love Vampires

Author: Heidi Betts

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

Published: 2011-10-24

Total Pages: 317

ISBN-13: 0758278519

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Love At First Bite Nightclub dancer Chloe Lamoureaux just met the man of her dreams: Aidan Raines is charming, considerate, rich, and hot. Of course, he's a little mysterious about his age. And his favorite drink. And he's not much for sunlight. But he's asked her to marry him, and she's ready to do it. Sure, she has a few secrets too--but they'll have plenty of time to work things out while they're living happily ever after. Right? Her identical twin sister, Chuck, isn't so sure. Maybe reporting for the local Bigfoot-sighting tabloid doesn't make her an expert, but to Chuck, Aidan and his brother Sebastian look like honest-to-Dracula vampires. Especially Sebastian: beguiling, seductive, and just a hint of dangerous. Maybe she wouldn't mind him taking a little taste. But with Chloe's life in the balance, she has to know--do they want hot love or hot blood? Or maybe. . .a little of both? Praise for The Bite Before Christmas "Enjoyable reading." --Romantic Times "Inventive, gently humorous, and fast-paced, this steamy paranormal anthology offers an alternative to the typical holiday fare; perfect for readers who want their romances on the edgy side." –Library Journal

Love, Language, Place, and Identity in Popular Culture
Love, Language, Place, and Identity in Popular Culture

Author: María Ramos-García

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2020-01-31

Total Pages: 173

ISBN-13: 1498589391

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Love, Language, Place, and Identity in Popular Culture: Romancing the Other explores the varied representations of Otherness in romance novels and other fiction with strong romantic plots. Contributors’ approaches range from sociolinguistics to cultural studies, and the texts analyzed are set on four continents, with particular emphasis on Caribbean and Atlantic islands. What all the essays have in common is the exploration of representations of the Other, be it in an inter-racial or inter-cultural relationship. Chapters are divided into two parts; the first examines place, travel, history, and language in 20th-century texts; while the second explores tensions and transformations in the depiction of Otherness, mainly in texts published in the early 21st century. This book reveals that even at the end of the 20th century, these texts display neocolonialist attitudes towards the Other. While more recent texts show noticeable changes in attitudes, these changes can often fall short, as stereotypes and prejudices are often still present, just below the surface, in popular novels. The understudied field of popular romance, in which the Other is frequently present as a love interest, proves to be a fruitful area in which to explore the potential and the realities of the treatment of Otherness in popular culture. Scholars of literature, communication, romance, and rhetoric will find this book particularly useful.

Vampire Seduction Handbook
Vampire Seduction Handbook

Author: Luc Richard Ballion

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-10-01

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1628731389

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Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal? At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. You’ll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, it’s not in graveyards. Once you’ve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, you’ll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself. Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.

The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance
The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance

Author: Trisha Telep

Publisher: Robinson

Published: 2009-06-01

Total Pages: 655

ISBN-13: 1849011796

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You never forget your first time with a vampire. Whether reaquainting yourself with some of your favourite, sexy creatures of the night or getting bitten by the vampire romance phenomenon for the very first time, let the biggest and brightest names in the business help you explore your dark side. Witness the bewildering array of complex vampire codes of conduct, dark ritual and dating practices as they chat up the locals and engage in the most erotic encounters you will sink your teeth into this side of un-Death. Because vampires never really die, do they?

Vampire+love
Vampire+love

Author: Konrad Winters

Publisher:

Published: 2015-04-18

Total Pages: 220

ISBN-13: 9780986158216

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Fiction, Paranormal Romance, Vampire: Ian McIntyre thought his vampire romance book was just a lark, a romantic adventure with a twist. He knew that vampires were a myth. He brushed off would be admirers with a scoff, "Vampires are just a figment of our imagination." And that's what he thought, until he met one. Dangerous and beautiful, Naomi is an intoxicating combination that even he couldn't resist, And she needs his help. A note from the Author: The Dhampir (an ancient Romanian word for a Vampire Halfling) is a kinder and gentler version of the traditional vampire character, yet still capable of extraordinary feats of strength and agility. The Dhampir is less the monster found in classic literature and more human, of which all of them are, mostly. This conceptual change emphasizes the human qualities of the vampire myth with all the frailties and foibles that are associated with being human. Yes, it's a book about vampires, but I wanted to set the vampire myth on its ear, in a manner of speaking, and to explore the romance and adventure of this world from a human perspective. My rating would be PG-13 for violence and language.