Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death
Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM

Published: 2000-03-19

Total Pages: 545

ISBN-13: 1418516112

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Grab your giggle box! Here comes Barbara Johnson with another helping heap of joy for women of all ages, aches, and "architecture." Author Barbara Johnson's encouraging book about a woman's adventures in aging, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, became the number-one best-selling paperback in the Christian market for the year in which it was published. Soon hordes of happy readers were flooding Barbara's mailbox with their own favorite jokes, touching stories, and hilarious tales of female misadventures. Now Barb has packed that amazing collection of wacky wit into this boisterously funny new book that's full of "laff leaks" about every stage of a woman's life?from diapers to dentures. No matter what stage of the "hormonal cesspool" you're splashing through, there's something here to touch your heart. You'll love Barb's quirky empty-nest de-cluttering strategies, her joyful insights on stress-soothing, husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting in chapters like these: Having a Baby Is Like Writing a Book?Lots of Whining, Begging, and Pushing Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? I Finally Got My Head Together?Then My Body Fell Apart We Started Out With Nothing?and Still Have Most of It Left Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends is a heart-warming ride over the waves of humor in God's endless sea of love.

Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends
Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 552

ISBN-13: 9780849917769

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Readers can now add three of Barbara Johnson's most popular titles to their collection - Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, and He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot. For women of all ages, aches, and architecture, Barbara heaps on the joy needed to grow old ferociously amidst husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting, all the while keeping their focus on our home in the sweet by and by.

Meanwhile, Elsewhere
Meanwhile, Elsewhere

Author: Cat Fitzpatrick

Publisher: Littlepuss Press

Published: 2021-06-11

Total Pages: 488

ISBN-13: 9781736716809

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Fiction. In 2017, Meanwhile, Elsewhere, a large, strange, and devastatingly touching anthology of science fiction and fantasy from transgender authors was released onto the world. The collection received rave acclaim and won the ALA Stonewall Book Award Barbara Gittings Literature Award. When its original publisher went out of business, the book fell out of print, and LittlePuss Press is now pleased to bring this title back to life for a new audience of readers. What is Meanwhile, Elsewhere: Science Fiction and Fantasy From Transgender Writers? It is the #1 post-reality generation device approved for home use. It will prepare you to travel from multiverse to multiverse. No experience is required! Choose from twenty-five preset post-realities! Rejoice at obstacles unquestionably bested and conflicts efficiently resolved. Bring denouement to your drama with THE FOOLPROOF AUGMENTATION DEVICE FOR OUR CONTEMPORARY UTOPIA.

Against Expression
Against Expression

Author: Craig Dworkin

Publisher: Northwestern University Press

Published: 2011-01-17

Total Pages: 657

ISBN-13: 0810127113

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Charles Bernstein has described conceptual "poetry pregnant with thought." Against Expression, the premier anthology of conceptual writing, presents work that is by turns thoughtful, funny, provocative, and disturbing. Editors Craig Dworkin and Kenneth Goldsmith chart the trajectory of the conceptual aesthetic from early precursors such as Samuel Beckett and Marcel Duchamp through major avant-garde groups of the past century, including Dada, Oulipo, Fluxus, and language poetry, to name just a few. The works of more than a hundred writers from Aasprong to Zykov demonstrate a remarkable variety of new ways of thinking about the nature of texts, information, and art, using found, appropriated, and randomly generated texts to explore the possibilities of non-expressive language. --Book Jacket.

The Cat at Light's End
The Cat at Light's End

Author: Charlie Dickinson

Publisher: Ch. Dickinson

Published: 2021-09-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781736689325

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A family lives out of a beater van with an inspirational cat.Software engineer Nelse pursues barista CaraJo, only to be hoisted on his lookist petard.An errant husband rediscovers his true love in a high-tech tweaking of the familiar December-May adultery story.These, plus eleven other stories, all first posted online at Blue Moon Review, Mississippi Review, and other literary e-zines, are brought together in this story collection, The Cat at Light's End.Characters in The Cat at Light's End range from fourteen weeks to one hundred two years, and yet the story of each offers up another slice of timeless human experience.

The Wire Donkey
The Wire Donkey

Author: Charlie Dickinson

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780982650103

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In this coming-of-age novel, 20-year-old Ocean has no girlfriend, no car, and his job stacking produce is in question. He leaves town with a wise, older woman. By turns sacred and secular, Ocean journeys to discover his calling in life, riding his wire donkey across a Rose City known for beer, bikes, and books.

Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2010-08-31

Total Pages: 896

ISBN-13: 9780312668419

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Originally published in 4 separate volumes at $40.00 Here's a potpourri of stimulating reading for moments when nothing but the most absorbing material will do! No more frantic searches at the last minute for that perfect magazine article. No agonizing choices between light reading and the serious stuff. This 4-ply reader has it all: entertainment, humor, education, trivia, science, history, pop culture...and more! Of course, it's even divided by length—you can spend a minute with the Quickies, relax with Normal-Length articles, or really get comfortable with Long Items. With UNCLE JOHN'S 4-PLY BATHROOM READER strategically placed in your home, you'll settle in happily and read about: The Origins of Common Words and Phrases The 7 Wonders of the Ancient World The Real Difference Between Burger King and McDonald's Elvis's Letter to Richard Nixon The Curse of King Tut What's in a Twinkie Bizarre Lawsuits For years, the Bathroom Reader's Institute has researched your bathroom reading habits in an attempt to understand and serve the interests of America's forgotten readers. Enjoy