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Author: Bill Knott
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Published: 2000
Total Pages: 152
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DOWNLOAD EBOOKThree decades of the Knott at his iconoclastic best, showcasing his versatility & ironic wit. Contains many Knott poems which are not otherwise available in print.
Author: Allen Shamblin
Publisher:
Published: 2002
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9781582460581
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIllustrated version of a song pointing out that in spite of our differences, we are all the same in God's eyes.
Author: Helen Rutter
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Published: 2021-08-03
Total Pages: 186
ISBN-13: 1338652281
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen life is funny, make some jokes about it. Billy Plimpton has a big dream: to become a famous comedian when he grows up. He already knows a lot of jokes, but thinks he has one big problem standing in his way: his stutter. At first, Billy thinks the best way to deal with this is to . . . never say a word. That way, the kids in his new school won’t hear him stammer. But soon he finds out this is NOT the best way to deal with things. (For one thing, it’s very hard to tell a joke without getting a word out.) As Billy makes his way toward the spotlight, a lot of funny things (and some less funny things) happen to him. In the end, the whole school will know -- If you think you can hold Billy Plimpton back, be warned: The joke will soon be on you!
Author: Nitka Marga
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Published: 2023-09-20
Total Pages: 0
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DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn "Horsemen of the Apocalypse: A Comedy for the End Times," prepare for a laugh-out-loud journey through the impending apocalypse. This uproarious comedy, crafted by Nitka Marga and published by SoulBound Books, introduces you to the legendary Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as you've never encountered them before.Meet Ezriel, the supernatural mentor responsible for initiating the apocalypse, and his team of Horsemen: Elara, the agent of famine; Morten, the reaper of souls; Seraphel, the master of conquest; and Cassain, the harbinger of war.As these unconventional heroes descend upon Earth to fulfill their apocalyptic roles, they quickly realize that humanity might be unraveling its own downfall, rendering their intervention obsolete. Instead of causing mayhem, they embark on a journey of discovery, gaining firsthand insights into the enigmatic world they've awaited for two millennia.From culinary escapades to whimsical encounters, "Horsemen of the Apocalypse" offers a witty and satirical perspective on the end of the world. This riotous tale combines dark humor with astute social commentary, providing a fresh outlook on the age-old concept of the Apocalypse.Get ready to laugh, ponder, and reevaluate everything you thought you knew about the apocalypse. "Horsemen of the Apocalypse" delivers a side-splitting odyssey through the chaos of the end times, reminding us that even as the world teeters on the brink of doom, there's always room for a hearty laugh.
Author: Lance Rubin
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Published: 2019-11-19
Total Pages: 338
ISBN-13: 0525644679
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**
Author: Victor Hugo
Publisher: The Floating Press
Published: 2011-05-01
Total Pages: 821
ISBN-13: 1775452786
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMoving away from the explicitly political content of his previous novels, Victor Hugo turns to social commentary in The Man Who Laughs, an 1869 work that was made into a popular film in the 1920s. The plot deals with a band of miscreants who deliberately deform children to make them more effective beggars, as well as the long-lasting emotional and social damage that this abhorrent practice inflicts upon its victims.
Author: Bill Knott
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Published: 1998
Total Pages: 53
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DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Jonathan Stutzman
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Published: 2019-05-07
Total Pages: 25
ISBN-13: 125026152X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMeet Llama, the next great picture-book megastar, who has most definitely driven a bus and who loves tacos way more than you. He also loves cake, and that’s where our story begins. On Monday, Llama discovers a pile of cake, which he promptly eats. On Tuesday, Llama squeezes into his dancing pants, which he promptly rips. The force of the rip creates a black hole (naturally). By Friday, Llama will (indirectly) destroy the world. In their debut picture book, author/illustrator team Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox introduce young readers to the comical, the studious, the oblivious Llama, a picture-book hero for the ages. So grab some cake and your dancing pants and prepare for Llama Destroys the World... because THE TIME FOR LLAMA IS NIGH!
Author: Bianca Marais
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2020-07-07
Total Pages: 450
ISBN-13: 0735219338
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA rich, unforgettable story of three unique women in post-Apartheid South Africa who are brought together in their darkest time and discover the ways that love can transcend the strictest of boundaries. In a squatter camp on the outskirts of Johannesburg, seventeen-year-old Zodwa lives in desperate poverty, under the shadowy threat of a civil war and a growing AIDS epidemic. Eight months pregnant, Zodwa carefully guards secrets that jeopardize her life. Across the country, wealthy socialite Ruth appears to have everything her heart desires, but it's what she can't have that leads to her breakdown. Meanwhile, in Zaire, a disgraced former nun, Delilah, grapples with a past that refuses to stay buried. When these personal crises send both middle-aged women back to their rural hometown to heal, the discovery of an abandoned newborn baby upends everything, challenging their lifelong beliefs about race, motherhood, and the power of the past. As the mystery surrounding the infant grows, the complicated lives of Zodwa, Ruth, and Delilah become inextricably linked. What follows is a mesmerizing look at family and identity that asks: How far will the human heart go to protect itself and the ones it loves?
Author: Justin A. Reynolds
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Published: 2022-04-05
Total Pages: 162
ISBN-13: 1338740245
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA hilarious new middle-grade from Justin A. Reynolds that asks: What happens when five unsupervised kids face the apocalypse under outrageously silly circumstances? Twelve-year-old Eddie Gordon Holloway has concocted his most genius plan ever to avoid chores... especially the dreaded L-A-U-N-D-R-Y. If he can wear all the clothes he owns, he'll only have to do the laundry once during his school break. On the day of the highly anticipated Beach Bash, Eddie's monstrous pile of dirty laundry is found by his mom. And Eddie's day has just taken a turn for the worst. Now he's stuck at home by himself, missing the bash, and doing his whole pile of laundry. But mid-cycle, the power goes out! With his first load of laundry wet and the rest of his stuff still filthy, he sets out to explore the seemingly empty neighborhood in his glow-in-the-dark swim trunks, flip-flops, and a beach towel. He soon meets up with other neighborhood kids: newcomer Xavier (who was mid-haircut and has half his head shaved), Eddie's former friend Sonia (who has spent her entire break trying to beat a video game and was mid-battle with the final boss), and siblings Trey and Sage (who are dealing with major sibling drama). As they group up to cover more ground and find out what happened, they realize that their families aren't coming back anytime soon. And as night falls, the crew realizes that they aren't just the only people left in the neighborhood, they might be the only people left... anywhere.
