Just Wacky
Just Wacky

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2017-02-28

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1338163485

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A hilarious collection of stories from the literary genius who brought you THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO!. An Australian bestseller, this book's out-of-control humor will drive you over the edge! Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?Do you ever look in the mirror and see a wild-eyed lunatic staring back at you?Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one?If you're not completely crazy yet, you will be by the time you finish this book. Written by Andy Griffiths and starring...Andy Griffiths, this madcap collection of outrageous adventures and outlandish illustrations may drive you over the edge of sanity -- but it will be worth it!

Just Crazy!
Just Crazy!

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com

Published: 2011-05-27

Total Pages: 282

ISBN-13: 1459622596

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Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia's most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-11-29

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 0545347572

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A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

Wacky Wednesday
Wacky Wednesday

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1974-09-12

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 0394829123

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Find each and every wacky mistake in this silly book of errors with Dr. Seuss! From a shoe stuck on the ceiling to tigers at school to flying cars, this is no normal Wednesday! Kids will love counting up the crazy things they see on every page in this search-and-find activity book featuring the madcap magic of Dr. Seuss's rhyme, and hilarious illustrations from George Booth! Originally created by Dr. Seuss himself, Beginner Books are unique early readers that encourage children to read on their own, using simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. Smaller than the classic large format Seuss picture books like The Lorax and Oh, The Places You’ll Go!, these portable packages are perfect for early and practicing readers ages 3-7, and lucky parents too!

Kindred Spirits, Forever Wacky Friends
Kindred Spirits, Forever Wacky Friends

Author: Suzy Toronto

Publisher:

Published: 2014-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781598428322

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Every woman needs a kindred spirit in life--someone who just gets you and will be there for you no matter what. When you find this forever friend, the bond you create is immediate, deep, and lasting. In this heartwarming book, best-selling writer and artist Suzy Toronto celebrates the gift of unconditional and unending friendship. Suzy knows firsthand what a blessing it is to have a great girlfriend to laugh and cry with and whose love and acceptance can always be counted on. This colorful and wacky collection explores the power of sisterhood and what it means have a friend through thick and thin. It is the perfect way to let a very dear friend know your connection is forever and always.

Just Shocking!
Just Shocking!

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Pan Australia

Published: 2008-07-01

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 1741981166

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From Australia's favourite children's storytellers. Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out. Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way? Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents? Do you do any - or all - of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose? Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny? Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself... and then you actually do? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3-5: You are a shocking, shocking person! You will love this book. 1-2: You are quite shocking! You will love this book. 0: What a shocking score! You will love this book.

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas
Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Author: Jordan P. Novak

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2017-04-11

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1681192136

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Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.

Just a Thought
Just a Thought

Author: Jason Gruhl

Publisher: Shambhala Publications

Published: 2021-09-21

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 161180860X

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A playful, read-aloud exploration of all the different thoughts we have every day and their role in our lives. “Sharks rule!” “That’s gross.” “I love tofu.” “Is she from Montreal?” Whether our thoughts are happy, sad, scared, excited, or worried, they come in a constant flow. Through playful rhyming text and vivid, fun illustrations, Just a Thought introduces kids 4–8 to the way our lives are shaped by our thoughts. The story helps to teach self-awareness by recognizing negative self-thought and recurring thought patterns. Regardless of whether you have happy, weird, or mean thoughts—they are all just thoughts, and no single thought can define you. The magic of mind is that it's a space where anything is possible!

Black, White, Just Right!
Black, White, Just Right!

Author: Marguerite W. Davol

Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company

Published: 1993-01-01

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0807507865

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This simple story celebrates how the differences between one mother and father blend to make the perfect combination in their daughter. As this little family moves through the world, the girl notes some of the ways that her parents are different from each other, and how she is different from both of them. With each difference she lists, she highlights the ways that their individual characteristics join together to make her family. The fact that her mother is African American and her father is white is just one of the many interesting things that make this little girl and her family "just right."