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Author: Mark Barry
Publisher: SP Books
Published: 1992
Total Pages: 196
ISBN-13: 9781561710454
DOWNLOAD EBOOKToday's most outrageous jokes told the way they should be--with no guilt, shame, or beating around the bush. These jokes are so off-color and gross that not even Sam Kinison or Andrew Dice Clay would touch them! Barry has appeared on the Regis Philbin Show and hundreds of humorous TV commercials.
Author: Rain Pryor
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2009-10-13
Total Pages: 226
ISBN-13: 0061745960
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe loving, witty, yet brutally honest memoir of the daughter of comedy legend Richard Pryor. Rain Pryor was born in the idealistic, free-love 1960s. Her mother was a Jewish go-go dancer who wanted a tribe of rainbow children. Rain’s father was Richard Pryor, perhaps the most compelling and brilliant comedian of his era, a man whose self-destructiveness was as legendary as his groundbreaking comedy. Jokes My Father Never Taught Me is an intimate, harrowing, poignant, and often hilarious memoir that explores the divided heritage and the forces that shaped a wildly schizophrenic childhood. It is the story of a girl who grew up adoring her father even as she feared him—and feared for him, as his drug problems got worse. Both lovingly told and painfully frank, it is an unprecedented look at the life of a comedy icon, told by a daughter who both understood the genius and knew the tortured man within. Praise for Jokes My Father Never Taught Me “Rain Pryor pulls no punches . . . Using the same profanity-laced wit her father perfected, she unspools darkly comic stories . . . but never devolves into self-pity or bitterness.” —Entertainment Weekly “Vital, entertaining and appalling, Pryor has fleshed out a familiar dysfunctional family refrain—”It was a lot easier to love him if you didn’t know him”—with bravery and wit.” —Publishers Weekly
Author: D. M. Engel
Publisher:
Published: 2012-04-01
Total Pages: 146
ISBN-13: 9780615592923
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDirty Jokes Your Mother Told Me is a collection of short fiction that is sure to be the funniest and most bizarre book you pick up this year. Dirty Jokes is a compilation of 39 comedic pieces that will climb deep inside of your body cavity and make you laugh from places you never thought possible. How it gets in there is up to you. If you are a fan of Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes and Pure Drivel, then you will love this book. Dirty Jokes is like their ugly baby that went off its medication. In Dirty Jokes Your Mother Told Me, a time traveler is doomed to repeatedly visit the moment of his own conception. An out-of-work hospital custodian misunderstands the meaning of the term "flash mob" and attacks a group of dancers. Bernie Madoff steals a cab from a baby and tries to turn the ocean into condos. Dirty Jokes Your Mother Told Me: A Collection of Short-Ass Fiction was penned by D.M. Engel, the author of the best-selling books Obama Blade: Revenge of the First Black/Robot President, How to Monetize Your Children, Taint Farm, and A Pictoral History of Washcloths. In truth, he is a writer in New York City and the co-host of the podcast, White Dad Problems (whitedadproblems.com). Audio and video clips of Dirty Jokes can be found on its Facebook page, and more of D.M.'s writing and podcasts can be found at dmengel.com. "I loved it." --Jenny Lawson, The Bloggess
Author: Melissa Rivers
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2022-04-12
Total Pages: 202
ISBN-13: 164293741X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait ’til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future. The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying…or as she’d say, “embellishing.” Her motto was: “Why let the truth ruin a good story?” This book contains some of those stories. ***************** “When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.” — Jimmy Hoffa “If you thought Dante’s Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; it’s a five-alarmer.” — Dante’s second wife, Allie “Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.” — Sybil “The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!” — Annie Sullivan “The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.” — Matthew 2:14 The Jets. 7 “Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.” — Torquemada “All’s not well that ends well. I’ve had massages with happier endings.” — Wm. Shakespeare “Melissa, I don’t care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.” — Mamie Eisenhower “Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those ‘woke’ m***********s will laugh.” — Lenny Bruce
Author: Sonya Sones
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2010-10-19
Total Pages: 290
ISBN-13: 1439115184
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMy name is Sophie. This book is about me. It tells the heart-stoppingly riveting story of my first love. And also of my second. And, okay, my third love, too. It's not that I'm boy crazy. It's just that even though I'm almost fifteen I've been having sort of a hard time trying to figure out the difference between love and lust. It's like my mind and my body and my heart just don't seem to be able to agree on anything.
Author: Richard Pryor
Publisher: Pantheon
Published: 1997-08
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780375700484
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPryor tells the story of his life, from his childhood in Peoria, Illinois, through his growth as a comedian, to his battle with addiction and, in later years, multiple sclerosis.
Author: Peter Wright
Publisher:
Published: 2020-07-10
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781892320001
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWrightslaw Special Education Legal Developments and Cases 2019 is designed to make it easier for you to stay up-to-date on new cases and developments in special education law.Learn about current and emerging issues in special education law, including:* All decisions in IDEA and Section 504 ADA cases by U.S. Courts of Appeals in 2019* How Courts of Appeals are interpreting the two 2017 decisions by the U.S. Supreme Court* Cases about discrimination in a daycare center, private schools, higher education, discrimination by licensing boards in national testing, damages, higher standards for IEPs and "least restrictive environment"* Tutorial about how to find relevant state and federal cases using your unique search terms
Author: Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2004-05-13
Total Pages: 324
ISBN-13: 9780312313821
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA vibrant and absorbing story of six friends -- each an unforgettable Latina in her late twenties -- and the complications and triumphs in their lives.
Author: Barry Sonnenfeld
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 2020-03-10
Total Pages: 368
ISBN-13: 0316415634
DOWNLOAD EBOOK**A New York Times Editor's Choice selection!** This outrageous and hilarious memoir follows a film and television director’s life, from his idiosyncratic upbringing to his unexpected career as the director behind such huge film franchises as The Addams Family and Men in Black. Barry Sonnenfeld's philosophy is, "Regret the Past. Fear the Present. Dread the Future." Told in his unmistakable voice, Barry Sonnenfeld, Call Your Mother is a laugh-out-loud memoir about coming of age. Constantly threatened with suicide by his over-protective mother, disillusioned by the father he worshiped, and abused by a demonic relative, Sonnenfeld somehow went on to become one of Hollywood's most successful producers and directors. Written with poignant insight and real-life irony, the book follows Sonnenfeld from childhood as a French horn player through graduate film school at NYU, where he developed his talent for cinematography. His first job after graduating was shooting nine feature length pornos in nine days. From that humble entrée, he went on to form a friendship with the Coen Brothers, launching his career shooting their first three films. Though Sonnenfeld had no ambition to direct, Scott Rudin convinced him to be the director of The Addams Family. It was a successful career move. He went on to direct many more films and television shows. Will Smith once joked that he wanted to take Sonnenfeld to Philadelphia public schools and say, "If this guy could end up as a successful film director on big budget films, anyone can." This book is a fascinating and hilarious roadmap for anyone who thinks they can't succeed in life because of a rough beginning.
Author: Onwuchekwa Jemie
Publisher: Temple University Press
Published: 2003
Total Pages: 350
ISBN-13: 9781592130290
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCollected primarily in metropolitan New York and Philadelphia during the classic era of black street poetry (i.e., during the late 1960s and early 1970s) these raps, signifyings, toasts, boasts, jokes and children's rhymes will delight general readers as well as scholars. Ranging from the simple rhymes that accompany children's games to verbally inventive insults and the epic exploits of traditional characters like Shine and Stagger Lee, these texts sound the deep rivers of culture, echoing two continents. Onwuchekwa Jemie's introductory essay situates them in a globally pan-African context and relates them to more recent forms of oral culture such as rap and spoken word.
