A random collection of Christmas themed goodness. Packed with obvious observations and pretentiously rebellious sentence structures. With an ultimate epic goal of being intentionally insane, incredibly misdirected, wackily overly descriptive, and comedically utterly pointless. This is the perfect gag book for anyone seeking something out of the Holiday norm. There's no doubt this book will find its way onto your shelf of timeless Christmas classics.
Nine stories as hot and sweet as steaming cocoa on a December night! Collecting the erotic holiday "gift" stories from Circlet Press into one anthology, Jingle Balls has a little something for everyone, some gay, some straight, some lesbian, some kinky, some out of the (gift) box, with stories by Laura Antoniou, Kal Cobalt, Andrea Dale, Roxanne Rhoads, Elizabeth Schechter, and more!
No matter how strong of a person you are, there's always someone who can make you weak… I've got a thousand problems, and money is definitely one of them. Being sued by my former friend for costing her a job, getting fired, and walking away from my billionaire boyfriend all in the same week? Yep, that's exactly the kind of all-star losing streak I'm on. To make matters worse, I just leased a new apartment that I suddenly can't afford. Everything seems bleak, but when I go back to Brad to let him know about my court case, one thing leads to another. We can't keep our hands off each other, no matter what is going on in the world around us. Slowly, we manage to patch things up, and my luck turns around. But is it enough to save us from the jaws of one of Brad's former business partners? He's determined to take Brad down, and he's using our relationship to do it. I can't let Brad face the criminal on his own, but what can I do? The fact that we're sleeping together just might be the thing that delivers our opponent the win. The Takeover Series Love Notes Fine Print Over Time Rumor Mill Jingle Balls USA Today Bestselling Author, Lexy Timms, brings you a new contemporary billionaire romance with the perfect mix of steam, romantic comedy, a dash or romantic suspense and a whole lot of billionaire troubles... Search Terms: billionaire romance, new adult romance, sexy, contemporary romance and sex, hot and steamy, sport romance, hired wife, romantic comedy, fake girlfriend, happily ever after, sweet love story, romance love, romance love triangle, billionaire obsession, melody anne billionaire bachelors series, holiday, holiday romance, romance, romance billionaire series, billionaire, true love, love and life, golf, bilionaire romance, dark romance, saga, women's saga, motorcycle club romance, free kindle romance, workplace romance, BBW, bad boy, Alpha Bad Boy, Alpha male romance, new adult, contemporary romance, cancer, fictio, big beautiful women, women's fiction
Santa was beside himself. It was two days until Christmas, and three of his elves were out with the flu. So he had little choice but to hire Jingle, the very unusual, not to mention very horny little elf who will ultimately turn another elf’s toy-making life around. NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection, Short Spurts.
She’s my best friend’s sister, but I’m done playing nice. This Christmas, I’m finally making her mine. Levi I’ve spent my life working hard and staying out of trouble, but when my best friend’s sister strolls back into town, everything changes. She’s organizing the bake-off for Ridge Winter Fest, and suddenly, all I can think about is her. Noelle’s got a fire in her that drives me crazy in the best way possible. She doesn’t take any crap from anyone—even me. It’s not just her raw talent or her unfiltered sass that have me hooked. It’s the way she makes me rethink everything I ever thought I wanted. This Christmas, I’m done holding back. I’m set on showing her that I’m the one who will worship her forever, no matter what it takes. Mountain Man’s Jingle Balls is a short and steamy instalove romance full of heat and heart with no cliffhanger, no cheating, and a guaranteed HEA. This book is part of Christmas in Bearclaw Ridge, a steamy instalove romance series set in a small mountain town where every protective mountain man finds a sweet, curvy woman to love.
It's Christmas Eve and Josh has bought his fiancé some sexy Santa lingerie to wear for the night. After a romantic home-cooked meal by candlelight, Anita dons her raunchy new outfit and joins Josh in the living room. With hormones racing the two enjoy the pleasures of the flesh as they get right into the festive spirit.
Holiday Recipe for Madcap Merrymaking in Jackrabbit Junction Start with a bawdy night sprinkled with tinsel tassels and jingle balls, toss in a missing pair of underwear, and top it all off with plenty of sugary shenanigans. Serve with a side of naughty and nice. Claire Morgan and her sisters are a tad twitchy. Their father is on his way for their first Christmas in Arizona, but the tidings of joy are few and far between. For one thing, their mother is pissed about her ex-husband flying in to play Santa. For another, their mother is just pissed. Period. Christmas will never be the same again for the Morgan sisters. (Note: This is volume 4.7 in the Jackrabbit Junction Mystery series.)
Authors Robin Ankeny and Charlotte Lyon started The Cake Ball Company in 2006, and it has quickly become the leader in the cake ball market. Perfect for both new and experienced bakers and all those who are sick of boring plain cakes and the cupcake trend, cake balls are bite-sized bits of moist cake blended with rich icing and surrounded in a beautiful chocolate shell. Cake balls are super-fun to make and the end product is cute yet elegant -- not to mention delicious -- making them the ideal dessert for parties, brunches, showers, weddings, and more. Included within this tasty little cookbook you will find three cake and three icing recipes, for which all of the 51 cake ball recipes in the book are based on, troubleshooting tips, decorating and packaging ideas, and 45+ full-color photos throughout. Some of the tasty recipes include Southern Red Velvet, Triple Chocolate Chip, Gingerbread, Tiramisu, Carrot Cake, Strawberries and Cream, and many more.
Lula's Louisiana Cookhouse was the multi award winning destination restaurant in the quaint town of Owosso, Mi from 2013 to 2021 when it was destroyed by fire. Best Restaurant in Michigan, Michigan's Best Fried Chicken, Best Fried Chicken in America, Best Bar in Detroit, Best Food, Best Service...the awards went on and on! Here are the long-awaited recipes from Executive Chef John Beilfuss that put Lula's on the map! Chef John says, "Now you can enjoy the great food from Lula's in the comfort of your own home! Even if you never made it to Lula's, please enjoy Lula's distinctive Creole Cajun and World cuisine with my easy-to-follow instructions. Crawfish Etouffee, Shrimp Creole, America's Best Fried Chicken, Crawfish with Cajun Lobster Sauce, they are all here as well as Charcuterie and BBQ! I am thrilled to share my lifetime of cooking with you!"
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The twentieth anniversary edition of the classic story of an incredible group of students and the teacher who inspired them, featuring updates on the students’ lives, new journal entries, and an introduction by Erin Gruwell Now a public television documentary, Freedom Writers: Stories from the Heart In 1994, an idealistic first-year teacher in Long Beach, California, named Erin Gruwell confronted a room of “unteachable, at-risk” students. She had intercepted a note with an ugly racial caricature and angrily declared that this was precisely the sort of thing that led to the Holocaust. She was met by uncomprehending looks—none of her students had heard of one of the defining moments of the twentieth century. So she rebooted her entire curriculum, using treasured books such as Anne Frank’s diary as her guide to combat intolerance and misunderstanding. Her students began recording their thoughts and feelings in their own diaries, eventually dubbing themselves the “Freedom Writers.” Consisting of powerful entries from the students’ diaries and narrative text by Erin Gruwell, The Freedom Writers Diary is an unforgettable story of how hard work, courage, and determination changed the lives of a teacher and her students. In the two decades since its original publication, the book has sold more than one million copies and inspired a major motion picture Freedom Writers. And now, with this twentieth-anniversary edition, readers are brought up to date on the lives of the Freedom Writers, as they blend indispensable takes on social issues with uplifting stories of attending college—and watch their own children follow in their footsteps. The Freedom Writers Diary remains a vital read for anyone who believes in second chances.