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Author: Steve Allen
Publisher: Summersdale
Published: 2011-09-05
Total Pages: 98
ISBN-13: 178685323X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou can’t polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter! If you’re down in the dumps or feeling a bit poo then this grubby book is the one for you.
Author: Steve Allen
Publisher: Summersdale
Published: 2015-10-08
Total Pages: 104
ISBN-13: 1786853264
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJack Shit rears his head once more, showcasing the best in toilet humour. Every loo should have one.
Author: Wussla Macloobi
Publisher: Wussla Macloobi
Published: 2018-06-09
Total Pages: 88
ISBN-13: 9781387503766
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis Hilarious story of Jack Shit answers the question "What about those 6 kids of his and that Knee-Deep-In-Shit Company?" Nobody ever mentions them. Until now! This short story delves into the family of Jack Shit to reveal his kids and what becomes of them and everyone else in the family Including Jack himself!
Author: Jane Bardal
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Published: 2023-05-15
Total Pages: 153
ISBN-13: 1439677808
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"You get off this property." - Capt. Ellen Jack, 1887 Ellen E. Jack backed up her orders with a shotgun as she stood at the entrance to her Black Queen Mine. To profit from the mine, located near Aspen, Colorado, she engaged in many other battles with lawyers and capitalists who tried to wrest her ore away. Mrs. Captain Jack contributed to the myth of the West by crowning herself as the "Mining Queen of the Rockies" as she entertained tourists at her roadhouse near Colorado Springs. Author Jane Bardal offers a captivating biography of a pioneering woman who fashioned a legacy through true tenacity and maybe even a few tall tales.
Author: George Bird Grinnell
Publisher: The Floating Press
Published: 2016-04-01
Total Pages: 297
ISBN-13: 1776598210
DOWNLOAD EBOOKConservationist George Bird Grinnell helped tame the western U.S., establishing a number of national parks as tourism hubs. He brings this knowledge to bear in the "Jack" series of outdoor adventure stories for younger readers. In Jack the Young Trapper, Jack Danvers is recruited for a fur-trapping expedition in the treacherous territory of the Rockies.
Author: Randy Oakes
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Published: 2022-03-30
Total Pages: 147
ISBN-13: 1977248640
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn the backwater flatlands of a small southern Indiana town on a storied, old nine-hole golf course hard on the banks of the Ohio River a 15-year-old boy enjoys the summer of 1961 playing golf and learning about life. For this young man, the summer starts in June as a contestant in an adult 36-hole tournament in southern Illinois, a tournament that he leads after the first hole. The summer ends in August in Louisville, Kentucky, on the 18th hole of his first match in his first men’s match play tournament. It tells of the events that made up his summer and the last summer of the grand old golf course and its culture.
Author: Marcia Lynn McClure
Publisher: Distractions Ink
Published: 2011-05
Total Pages: 117
ISBN-13: 0983525064
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBlack Jack Haley and his band of outlaws spent a lot of time in the town of Blue Water. Drinking, gambling and keeping company with saloon girls, even the fact that retired Texas Ranger Arthur Ray lived nearby did nothing to discourage Black Jack and his boys from spending their time and stolen money in the small western town. Still, though the outlaws never harmed any of Blue Water's citizens, Arthur Ray knew men like Black Jack could turn on a dime. An outlaw was an outlaw and not to be trusted. Thus, the once Texas Ranger protected his family as best he could-demanding that his daughter, Cherry, dress as a man and remain as inconspicuous as possible. Though Cherry secretly longed for the feminine attire the other young ladies in Blue Water enjoyed, she understood her father's concerns-and loved him all the more for it. And so, life was fairly uneventful for the people of Blue Water, including Cherry Ray-until the day when a stranger rode into town. Handsome and intimidating, the stranger kept his business to himself. Yet, by the look of the gun at his hip, folks began to wonder if another outlaw had arrived in Blue Water. But that didn't keep Cherry Ray and her curious nature from crossing the stranger's path one too many times...
Author: Benjamin K. Bergen
Publisher: Basic Books
Published: 2016-09-13
Total Pages: 290
ISBN-13: 0465096484
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIt may be starred, beeped, and censored -- yet profanity is so appealing that we can't stop using it. In the funniest, clearest study to date, Benjamin Bergen explains why, and what that tells us about our language and brains. Nearly everyone swears-whether it's over a few too many drinks, in reaction to a stubbed toe, or in flagrante delicto. And yet, we sit idly by as words are banned from television and censored in books. We insist that people excise profanity from their vocabularies and we punish children for yelling the very same dirty words that we'll mutter in relief seconds after they fall asleep. Swearing, it seems, is an intimate part of us that we have decided to selectively deny. That's a damn shame. Swearing is useful. It can be funny, cathartic, or emotionally arousing. As linguist and cognitive scientist Benjamin K. Bergen shows us, it also opens a new window onto how our brains process language and why languages vary around the world and over time. In this groundbreaking yet ebullient romp through the linguistic muck, Bergen answers intriguing questions: How can patients left otherwise speechless after a stroke still shout Goddamn! when they get upset? When did a cock grow to be more than merely a rooster? Why is crap vulgar when poo is just childish? Do slurs make you treat people differently? Why is the first word that Samoan children say not mommy but eat shit? And why do we extend a middle finger to flip someone the bird? Smart as hell and funny as fuck, What the F is mandatory reading for anyone who wants to know how and why we swear.
Author: Donald Richter
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Published: 2019-05-31
Total Pages: 407
ISBN-13: 1796036951
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis story begins with a green fairy being attacked by blue fairies in Jack’s backyard. He saves the fairy, who then tries to kill him, and is saved by a red fairy. He gets sent to Hollywood to find Merlin, who is an old magician at the Magic Castle. Merlin is over ten thousand years old. Fairy dust helps him regenerate. Merlin tells Jack how he came about in wars that he was in and helps Jack learn sorcery. Jack helps fight a blue fairy guardian. He learns that God sent angels to earth to round up the blue fairies and send them to a distant planet, which is what Stonehenge is for; but all the fairies didn’t leave. That is what they are dealing with now and the blue guardians are trying to get them back so they can rule the world. Jack grows young and strong, learning from Merlin and the ones he kills. He fights demons, and at the end, he fights Lucifer himself. There are three love stories that are woven into the story. I sure hope you enjoy it!
Author: Sergey Brezhnev
Publisher: eBookIt.com
Published: 2015-09-02
Total Pages: 161
ISBN-13: 1456625608
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJack Philips is running, and he can't even remember why. Hunted through the remnants of a world where our past exists only as fractured clues, Jack has almost as little information about his identity. Only a sword too fine for any common soldier and flashes of memory telling him things that would get anyone else in the kingdom executed. The kingdom itself is a mystery, its king determined to maintain that mystery by any means necessary. Knowledge is hoarded, the majority of the kingdom reduced to living in a world of swords and horses, kings and petty wars. Around them, steel and glass stand as half-remembered snatches of the past, but for most people they point to truths they will never be permitted to grasp. When Jack meets Henry and Dahlia, a father and daughter dedicated to the preservation of the past, his simple sprint for the edges of the kingdom turns into something more complex. Henry wants to save as much as he can of what came before the kingdom. Dahlia simply wants to tear the kingdom down. Ultimately, Jack must decide whether to keep on running, or finally make a stand for the world as it should be. Either way, the hunters are still coming. He might not remember them, but they definitely remember him.
