2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick. Snarky AF: Volume 1 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn
Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.
Motivational adult coloring book to help you relax and relieve your stress! 40 Quotes on 40 geometric patterns Funny Quotes Coloring Book Total 82 pages The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through 8.5x11 inches
Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.
Funny adult coloring book for work! This would make a great gift for coworkers! 20 unique coloring pages with detailed mandala & Kawaii doodle patterns! Features: 20+ Hours Of Fun Printed On Single Sided Paper To Stop Bleed Through Crisp White Paper High Quality Glossy Cover This Coloring Book would make a great gag gift for work friends or even your boss! Join Our Other Happy Customers By Adding This To Your Basket Now!
Are you looking for a Badass Gift for Awesome Teachers? Then Gifting this #Teacherlife Coloring Book is so much Fun It has more than 30 Designs of Hilarious Quotes that every Teacher will ROFL!Grab this Awesome Book Now! Coloring books are an amazing gift for destressing. One can cut beautiful colored posters out of each page that can be framed in the walls. The size is just perfect for this beautifully bound Adult coloring book with the black back page so the colors don't seep in. Hit the BUY NOW Button and Buy your Gift today! *** Please Check out other Journals by clicking the Author's/Publisher's Name under the title.***