I Would Tell a Joke about Pizza But It's a Little Cheesy

I Would Tell a Joke about Pizza But It's a Little Cheesy

Author: Dad Press

Publisher:

Published: 2020-06-15

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13:

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The best gift for Dads for Father's day! This is a perfect Fathers day, Father birthday card alternative, much more practical. Excellent gift for your father, step dad, father in law, grandfather and your family for Father's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or any other gift giving occasion. 6x9 Blank lined paper More useful than a card Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel Flexible Paperback 120 Pages Journal for taking notes, organizing, recording, creating lists, creative writing, scheduling...


A Pizza With Everything On It

A Pizza With Everything On It

Author: Kyle Scheele

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-04-27

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1797208659

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One father-son duo make a pizza so delicious, and so over-the-top with toppings, that it destroys the universe—and will surely melt readers' minds and hearts, like warm mozzarella. It's a tale as old as time: a kid wants to make a pizza with his dad, but not just any pizza . . . he wants a pizza with everything on it. That's right, everything. But as the toppings pile on, this father-son duo accidentally create a pizza so delicious, so extravagant, so over-the-top, that it destroys the universe—and the cosmos go as dark as burnt crust. Will anyone enjoy pizza ever again? At turns heartwarming, hilarious, and completely out of this world, Kyle Scheele and Andy J. Pizza deliver a riotous adventure that will melt readers minds and hearts and leave them calling for a second helping. • FATHER'S DAY GIFTING: This heartwarming and hilarious portrait of a memorable father-son bonding experience is the perfect way to show appreciation to the tough-to-buy-for dad all year round, and especially on Father's Day! • FOOD-THEMED HILARITY: A mouthwatering and laugh-out-loud funny story of culinary catastrophe! This book is for fans of food-themed classics like Green Eggs and Ham, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. • ELEMENT OF CHAOS: Starting with something as relatable as pizza toppings, and culminating in the destruction of the universe, the escalating silliness is literally out of this world. For anyone who loves books that celebrate the absurd and chaotic, like Dragons Love Tacos or Llama Destroys the World. • TIMELESS QUALITY: A classic family-bonding moment—making pizza—leads to memorable father-son adventure, with a heartwarming and satisfying ending ensuring countless rereads. • PIZZA: Universal and delicious. Perfect for: • Anyone who likes pizza • Fathers looking for a lighthearted book to share with their kids • Fans of the absurd, chaotic, and hilarious • Foodies and their children • Anyone looking for wholesome family stories about family bonding • Fans of Dragons Love Tacos and Llama Destroys the World


Pizza City, USA

Pizza City, USA

Author: Steve Dolinsky

Publisher: Northwestern University Press

Published: 2018-09-15

Total Pages: 477

ISBN-13: 0810137755

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There are few things that Chicagoans feel more passionately about than pizza. Most have strong opinions about whether thin crust or deep-dish takes the crown, which ingredients are essential, and who makes the best pie in town. And in Chicago, there are as many destinations for pizza as there are individual preferences. Each of the city's seventy-seven neighborhoods is home to numerous go-to spots, featuring many styles and specialties. With so many pizzerias, it would seem impossible to determine the best of the best. Enter renowned Chicago-based food journalist Steve Dolinsky! In Pizza City, USA: 101 Reasons Why Chicago Is America's Greatest Pizza Town, Dolinsky embarks on a pizza quest, methodically testing more than a hundred different pizzas in Chicagoland. Zestfully written and thoroughly researched, Pizza City, USA is a hunger–inducing testament to Dolinsky's passion for great, unpretentious food. This user-friendly guide is smartly organized by location, and by the varieties served by the city's proud pizzaioli–including thin, artisan, Neapolitan, deep-dish and pan, stuffed, Sicilian, Roman, and Detroit-style, as well as by-the-slice. Pizza City also includes Dolinsky's "Top 5 Pizzas" in several categories, a glossary of Chicago pizza terms, and maps and photos to steer devoted foodies and newcomers alike.


I Love You and Cheese Pizza

I Love You and Cheese Pizza

Author: Brenda Li

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-12

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9781774470084

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What is love? How does it make you feel? Brian, a pig in jeans, tries to understand the true meaning of love - but he thinks all he loves is cheese pizza! Little did he realize that the feeling of love comes in many different forms. Children will learn how to show love and care through actions, words and art. Check it out now and watch your child's heart grow!


The Boy Who Bakes

The Boy Who Bakes

Author: Edd Kimber

Publisher:

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 9780857830456

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This is an inspirational guide to baking from the winner of 'The Great British Bake Off 2010'. From the traditional to new twists on old favourites there are recipes to suit all abilities. The book covers cakes, cookies, pastry, desserts, and even ice-creams.


Vegan Pizza

Vegan Pizza

Author: Julie Hasson

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2013-09-03

Total Pages: 219

ISBN-13: 1449441467

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“Appealing, fun, and doable recipes for the vegan pizzaiolo at home” with a guide to ingredients and equipment included (Diane Morgan, author of Roots: The Definitive Compendium). Love a warm, crisp, chewy thin-crust pizza with creamy, melty cheese? Just because you’re vegan doesn’t mean that you can’t bake amazing pizzas right in your own oven. Julie Hasson offers 50 deliciously innovative recipes and simple techniques that will have you making artisan-style, thin-crust vegan pizzas right in your own kitchen. Vegan Pizza is filled with 50 modern recipes from easy-to-make pizza dough (including spelt, whole wheat, and gluten-free crusts), creamy dairy-free cheese sauces, vibrant-flavored pestos and spreads, and meatless and wheat-less burger crumbles. Also included are inventive toppings and pizzas that run the gamut from comfort food like Eggplant Parmesan Pizza to fresh vegetable-laden pizzas like Asparagus, Tomato and Pesto Pizza. You’ll even find desserts like Babka Pizza and Coconut Caramel Dream Pizza. “Julie Hasson has broken all the rules for pizza and taken it to uncharted territory . . . How about a Korean Bibimbap or Chili Mac pizza? Or one that marries peanut butter with barbecue sauce for a peanut Barbecue pizza? if you want the classics, you’ll find those, too. After reading Julie’s recipes, who needs pepperoni?” —Miyoko Schinner, cohost of Vegan Mashup “[A] compelling and thorough take on vegan artisan pizza. Classic pizzas such as garlic, sausage, and onion pizzas are reimagined and every bit as flavorful and toothsome as their traditional counterparts.” —Diane Morgan, author of Roots: The Definitive Compendium “Vegans, rejoice . . . With a dazzling array of globally inspired toppings, pizza night will be healthier—and more fun—than ever before!” —Nava Atlas, author of Wild About Greens


My Royal Navy Friend

My Royal Navy Friend

Author: Antony Simpson

Publisher: Antony Simpson

Published: 2024-01-07

Total Pages: 121

ISBN-13:

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My dear friend Roy decided to follow in his family’s footsteps and enlist in the Royal Navy. I wanted to maintain our friendship, to continue to support Roy, to make him laugh and to entertain him. So I came up with the idea of sending him a weekly email on random topics. These emails were on a variety of topics, always being entertaining, sometimes being interesting, sometimes funny and occasionally being serious. Topics included: Jokes, Puzzles, Inspirational Quotes, Future Technology to Be Excited About, How to Fight A Shark, How to Woo A Turtle, Some of the Most Amazing Jobs in the World, Facts About Castles, Do Aliens Exist?, The Kindest Humans, A List of Cakes, 13 Weird Body Facts, 20 Super Space Facts, Ancient Egyptian Curses, 10 Weird Olympic Games, The Great Emu War of 1932, Quiz: Flags of the World, Legendary Characters from the UK and others. My Royal Navy Friend is a copy of these emails. In total, there are 52 emails. Dispersed throughout the book are also Royal Navy facts and stories. Antony Simpson, author, said: “My Royal Navy Friend is my best work to date. I’m exceptionally proud of My Royal Navy Friend. You’ll laugh, be entertained and learn some fascinating facts.”


Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks

Author: G. Patrick Vennebush

Publisher: Robert Reed Publishers

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781934759486

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Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --


Will It Waffle?

Will It Waffle?

Author: Daniel Shumski

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2014-08-26

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 0761176462

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How many great ideas begin with a nagging thought in the middle of the night that should disappear by morning, but doesn’t? For Daniel Shumski, it was: Will it waffle? Hundreds of hours, countless messes, and 53 perfected recipes later, that answer is a resounding: Yes, it will! Steak? Yes! Pizza? Yes! Apple pie? Emphatically yes. And that’s the beauty of being a waffle iron chef—waffling food other than waffles is not just a novelty but an innovation that leads to a great end product, all while giving the cook the bonus pleasure of doing something cool, fun, and vaguely nerdy (or giving a reluctant eater—your child, say—a great reason to dig in). Waffled bacon reaches perfect crispness without burned edges, cooks super fast in the two-sided heat source, and leaves behind just the right amount of fat to waffle some eggs. Waffled Sweet Potato Gnocchi, Pressed Potato and Cheese Pierogi, and Waffled Meatballs all end up with dimples just right for trapping their delicious sauces. A waffle iron turns leftover mac ’n’ cheese into Revitalized Macaroni and Cheese, which is like a decadent version of a grilled cheese sandwich with its golden, buttery, slightly crisp exterior and soft, melty, cheesy interior.


The Best of Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day

The Best of Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day

Author: Jeff Hertzberg, M.D.

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2021-10-12

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 1250277442

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WITH A FOREWORD BY ANDREW ZIMMERN "What Zoë and Jeff have done with the Artisan Bread in Five Minutes series is prove that the world’s easiest yeasted loaf, the most versatile bread dough recipe (even pizza!), can be taken in so many directions and have so many applications that it has created a series of hits." —From the Foreword by Andrew Zimmern From Jeff Hertzberg, M.D., and Magnolia Network's Zoë François, the authors of the Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day series, comes a collection of all time favorite recipes and techniques. With nearly one million copies of their books in print, Jeff Hertzberg and Zoë François have proven that people want to bake their own bread, so long as they can do it easily and quickly. But with five very different “Bread in Five” books to choose from, bakers have been asking: “Which one should I get if I want a little of everything: the best of European and American classics, whole-grain recipes, pizza and flatbread, gluten-free, sourdough, and loaves enriched with eggs and butter?” With The Best of Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day, Jeff and Zoë have chosen their absolute favorite 80 recipes from all five of their books, bringing them together into a single volume that is the only bread book a baker needs. In addition to old favorites, the book pulls in a few new tricks, tips, and techniques that Jeff and Zoë have learned along the way. With this revolutionary stored-dough technique—along with color and instructional black-and-white photographs—readers can have stunning, delicious bread on day one. The Best of Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day will make everyone a baker—with only five minutes a day of active preparation time.