I Wanna Iguana
I Wanna Iguana

Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2004-09-09

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0399237178

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Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights.

I Wanna New Room
I Wanna New Room

Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2010-12-02

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1101550163

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A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.

I Wanna Go Home
I Wanna Go Home

Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-09-25

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 069819232X

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Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere.

Mañana, Iguana
Mañana, Iguana

Author: Ann Whitford Paul

Publisher: Lerner Publishing Group

Published: 2018-01-01

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1430130261

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"A comical takeoff on the familiar Little Red Hen story, this upbeat read-along is brought vividly to life through Brian and Rosi Amador's tandem narration. ...Soft Latin background music is a lilting accompaniment." -Booklist

How I Became a Pirate
How I Became a Pirate

Author: Melinda Long

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9780152018481

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"Pirates have green teeth when they have any teeth at all. I know about pirates, because one day, when I was at the beach building a sand castle and minding my own business, a pirate ship sailed into view."So proclaims Jeremy Jacob, a boy who joins Captain Braid Beard and his crew in this witty look at the finer points of pirate life by the Caldecott Honor winning illustrator David Shannon and the storyteller Melinda Long. Jeremy learns how to say scurvy dog, sing sea chanteys, and throw food . . . but he also learns that there are no books or good night kisses on board: Pirates don t tuck. A swashbuckling adventure with fantastically silly, richly textured illustrations that suit the story to a T. "

Our Tree Named Steve
Our Tree Named Steve

Author: Alan Zweibel

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2007-02-15

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0142407437

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Dear Kids, A long time ago, when you were little, Mom and I took you to where we wanted to build a house. . . . I remember there was one tree, however, that the three of you couldn’t stop staring at. . . . After the family spares him from the builders, Steve the tree quickly works his way into their lives. He holds their underwear when the dryer breaks down, he’s there when Adam and Lindsay get their first crushes, and he’s the centerpiece at their outdoor family parties. With a surprising lack of anthropomorphizing, this is a uniquely poignant celebration of fatherhood, families, love, and change.

Talk, Oscar, Please!
Talk, Oscar, Please!

Author: Karen Kaufman Orloff

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781402765636

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A boy imagines how much more fun he and his dog could have if only the dog would learn to talk.

A Pet for Petunia
A Pet for Petunia

Author: Paul Schmid

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-01-25

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 0061963313

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Meet Petunia. More than anything, Petunia wants a pet. “I’ll feed my pet every day,” she promises her parents. “I’ll take her for walks. I’ll read stories to her and draw her pictures.” Petunia knows she can take care of a pet, but what happens when the pet she most desires is a skunk?

I Wanna Be Famous
I Wanna Be Famous

Author: Bruce Whatley

Publisher: Harpercollins Australia

Published: 2001-09

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780207181504

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A little boy whose ambition in life is to become famous thinks of all the things he could do to reach that goal, but none of them are for him.

Earrings!
Earrings!

Author: Judith Viorst

Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers

Published: 2010-09-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781442412811

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I want them. I need them. I love them. Beautiful earrings. Glorious earrings. What will a young girl do to get her ears pierced? Will she walk the dog for a year? YES! Will she clean her room every day for a year? YES! Will she be nice to her brother for a year? YES! Well, maybe for six months...