No other 24-hour period convinces otherwise happy folk that they're social pariahs. This bitingly funny guide to getting through the Big Day painlessly includes tips on people and places it's best to avoid, ways to take your mind off being single, and last-resort measures.
February 14th is approaching and it’s Nicole’s least favorite day of the year. After all, Valentine’s Day is a giant money-making scheme that makes people feel inferior and values who you’re with over who you are. Nicole’s friends are determined to find a solution to the candy grams, carnations, and imaginary boyfriends. Perhaps the answer to the madness can be found in…the rainforest? An enlightened comedy about realizing you can’t hurry love. The script contains detailed options for either virtual or in-person performance. Comedy One-act. 25-30 minutes 8-20+ actors, all female or gender flexible
I Hate Valentines Day Whether you're single or loved up, Valentines day can be the most annoying day of the year. A lot of us have had just about enough of this commercially-driven nonsense. So with all the cash you've saved from not buying heart-shaped paraphernalia, why not treat yourself and make Valentine's Day about you, instead? Spend some time relaxing and coloring in the funniest anti valentines quotes!
BY DISCRETION OF THE PUBLISHER/AUTHOR, THIS BOOK WILL NOT BE SOLD IN EBOOK FORMAT. THANKS. After she was dumped, and left alone at the altar on Valentine's Day; Valerie, before the holiday of love comes around on February, she will wish always the worst at least, for the month of the time happening. Until one night, while surfing on the Net only to watch a flix, a horror one; before Valerie's sick of Valentine's Day eyes; a man will appear right out of her screen's monitor to next fall in love with Valerie--only to show to Val; love will always reign supreme, and the "Mickey," from another world will promise to return to Valerie--again perhaps on the holiday of which Val had hated the most--or at one time.
When Max Hallyday, a rising New York adman, joins a glitzy midtown agency, he knows the game is winner-takes-all. But after Max's best friend, Roger, a serial womanizer, seduces his billionaire client and puts his career in jeopardy, Max strikes back, penning "The Guys' Guy's Guide to Love," a column exposing the many Rogers prowling the city. Championed by magazine publisher and former flame, Cassidy Goodson, Max becomes famous . . . or is it notorious? With the women of New York clamoring for more, sparks begin to fly with Cassidy. Can Max survive his instant celebrity and cutthroat rivals to discover where his heart really belongs? The Guys' Guy's Guide to Love is a fast-paced tale of flawed men and smart women competing for love, sex, power, and money in the city where they play for keeps.
There’s someone out there, someone who kills on Valentine’s Day. Josie and Melissa are scared, especially when they receive threatening valentines. Then the murders begin. Who is sending these horrible valentines to the girls of Shadyside High? And who will be the next to die?
This Valentine's Day Notebook is perfect for anyone on Valentine's Day while celebrating love with chocolate and roses. Also a cute gift for a husband or wife who is a pre-school, kindergarten, elementary, or high school teacher. Makes a great valentines gift for Him and Her, boyfriend & girlfriend, Husband & Wife, Mom & Dad Birthday, Valentine's Day, Christmas.
Nia Vardalos stars as Genevieve, an independent single woman who owns a Brooklyn flower shop along with a strict philosophy on dating: Every relationship should last no more than 5 dates so that she never gets dumped or hurt. But when she meets restaurateur-next-door and all-around nice guy Greg, she still insists that their delicious courtship only continue to its inevitable end. What do you do when the one rule you never break becomes the one thing that could break your heart?
Five hungry kids, a husband in the NFL, and staying in shape—popular blogger Christy Denney has her work cut out for her in the kitchen. Her solution? Simple, quick, and mouthwatering recipes. The Girl Who Ate Everything compiles all of Christy’s favorite tried and true recipes, as well as brand new and equally tasty ones created just for this book. From Chicken Pot Pie Crumble to Cinnamon Roll Sheet Cake, these recipes will have your family begging you for more!