How to Speak Zombie

How to Speak Zombie

Author: Steve Mockus

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-02-24

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780811874885

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In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise.


Pat the Zombie

Pat the Zombie

Author: Aaron Ximm

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

Published: 2011-04-26

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1607740362

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A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience. In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp.


Alice in Zombieland

Alice in Zombieland

Author: Gena Showalter

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 409

ISBN-13: 0373210892

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BOOK 1 OF THE WHITE RABBIT CHRONICLES She won't rest until she's sent every walking corpse back to its grave. Forever. Had anyone told Alice Bell that her entire life would change course between one heartbeat and the next, she would have laughed. But that's all it took. One heartbeat. A blink, a breath, a second, and everything she knew and loved was gone. Her father was right. The monsters are real. To avenge her family, Ali must learn to fight the undead. To survive, she must learn to trust the baddest of the bad boys, Cole Holland. But Cole has secrets of his own, and if Ali isn't careful, those secrets might just prove to be more dangerous than the zombies.


Zombie Queen of Newbury High

Zombie Queen of Newbury High

Author: Amanda Ashby

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009-03-05

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1101155558

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Quiet, unpopular, non-cheerleading Mia is blissfully happy. She is dating super hot football god Rob, and he actually likes her and asked her to prom! Enter Samantha?cheerleading goddess and miss popularity? who starts making a move for Rob. With prom in a few days, Mia needs to act fast. So she turns to her best friend, Candice, and decides to do a love spell on Rob. Unfortunately, she ends up inflicting a zombie virus onto her whole class, making herself their leader! At first she is flattered that everyone is treating her like a queen. But then zombie hunter hottie Chase explains they are actually fattening her up, because in a few days, Mia will be the first course in their new diet. She?s sure she and Chase can figure something out, but she suggests that no one wear white to prom, because things could get very messy.


Dust

Dust

Author: Joan Frances Turner

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0425262081

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What happens between death and life can change a girl. Jessie is a zombie. And this is her story . . . Nine years ago, Jessie was in a car crash and died. After she was buried, she awoke and tore through the earth to arise, reborn, as a zombie. And there are others--gangs of undead roaming the Indiana woods, fighting, hunting, hidden. But when a mysterious illness threatens the existence of both zombies and humans, Jessie must decide whether to stay and fight or flee to survive . . .


How to Draw Zombies

How to Draw Zombies

Author: Walter Foster Creative Team

Publisher: Quarto Publishing Group USA

Published: 2010-03-01

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 161059861X

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Discover the secrets to drawing, painting, and illustrating the undead in How to Draw Zombies. From the pages of great literature to Hollywood movies, zombies are appearing everywhere. Now aspiring artists can bring them to life, so to speak, by learning to render them with pencil, paint, and digital image-editing software. How to Draw Zombies gets into all the gory details, such as creating bloodshot eyes, forming robust brows, and imitating the look of pale, dead flesh. The book also features 15 step-by-step projects that guide artists from initial sketches to finished works of art, including a Voodoo Queen, a zombie climbing out of a grave, a zombie out for a midnight snack, a gothic zombie, and even a zombie romance.


Zombies Calling

Zombies Calling

Author: Faith Erin Hicks

Publisher: SLG Publishing

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9781593620790

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Joss, overwhelmed by exams and debt, finds her life further complicated after being attacked by a group of brain-hungry zombies and must use the knowledge she has gained from watching too many zombie movies to get out of her dorm alive.


Brains

Brains

Author: Robin Becker

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2010-05-18

Total Pages: 193

ISBN-13: 0062000306

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“A witty and unexpected take on the zombie genre; I had a great time.” —Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels Subtitled “A Zombie Memoir,” Brains looks at America’s favorite walking-dead flesh-eaters from an audaciously original and deliciously gruesome new perspective. Debut author Robin Becker blazes new ground with this story of former college professor-cum-sentient zombie Jack Barnes, who recounts the tale of the resistance he organized in the wake of the recent zombie apocalypse. World War Z; Shaun of the Dead;Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies… Becker tops them all with Brains—a witty, tasty treat for anyone who every spent a midnight glued to a classic George A. Romero zombie epic!


The Zombie Monologues

The Zombie Monologues

Author: Steven E. Metze

Publisher: Untreed Reads

Published: 2011-06

Total Pages: 307

ISBN-13: 0615496032

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Dr. Clyde Marshall is the world's first zombie psychiatrist, and he's discovered a way to tap into the still-human subconscious thoughts of the living dead. Found here are his recovered transcripts from the Necrotizing Ambulation Disorder (NAD) Psychological Laboratory Facility "To condemn this material is to condemn the true authors, the many undead who I subjected to hours of brain scanning and verbal interviews. They are the real storytellers. I only kept the record."


Dead Love

Dead Love

Author: Linda McFerrin

Publisher: Stone Bridge Press

Published: 2010-09-01

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 1611725011

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Zombies, ghouls, vampires, gangsters; pursuit, betrayal, death—it's a globalized manga turned literature. Dead Love is Twilight with teeth.