How to Make an Astronaut Laugh

How to Make an Astronaut Laugh

Author: Chris Cate

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2024-10-01

Total Pages: 39

ISBN-13:

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What is an astronaut's favorite time of day? Launch time! Sometimes astronauts get lonely out in space—and they could use some jokes to make them laugh! Get ready to giggle with this book of hilarious, space-themed jokes for kids. It's full of stellar illustrations, silly space puns, and easy-to-read words that make it a blast for early readers and joke-lovers of all ages! How to Make an Astronaut Laugh is perfect for stargazers and space travelers throughout the galaxy! It's fun to read in the car, on a road trip, or in your spaceship as a short bedtime story. It's also great for preschool, early learning, and kindergarten teachers needing a fun children's book to share with their classrooms during story time. This joke book offers: Goofy, groan-y, jokes that kids and astronauts (or kid astronauts!) will read and share over and over. Cool full-page cartoon pictures of astronauts! Enough fun to be surefire hit as a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, and more. Find out what tickles a space-traveler's funny bone with How to Make an Astronaut Laugh. And explore the whole series of How to Make Them Laugh kids' joke books, including How to Make a Unicorn Laugh, How to Make a Ninja Laugh, and How to Make a Penguin Laugh!


Nigel and the Moon

Nigel and the Moon

Author: Antwan Eady

Publisher:

Published: 2022

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Tells the story of a young Black schoolboy with big dreams of moving past his fear of judgment to share his dreams with his class during career week.


Future Astronaut

Future Astronaut

Author: Lori Alexander

Publisher: Cartwheel Books

Published: 2019-06-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781338312225

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Discover all the out-of-this-world ways babies of today can become astronauts of the future Ground Control to Major Baby: Could you be an astronaut? Does baby have what it takes to become an astronaut? That's an affirmative, Houston Discover all the incredible ways that prove baby already has what it takes to become an astronaut -- from growing healthy teeth to eating from plastic packs to working in small spaces. Includes lots of fun astronaut facts to help prepare little ones for takeoff Future Baby is an adorable new board book series that takes a playful peek into an assortment of powerful careers and shows little ones how their current skills match up with the job at hand. With Future Baby, babies can be anything


The Magical Everything

The Magical Everything

Author: Jenny Pinto

Publisher: Notion Press

Published:

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13:

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THE MAGICAL EVERYTHING This is a book, for middle and high school children, about the environmental and climate crisis our civilization finds itself in today. Told through the adventures of young Ila, the book take a long view of evolutionary history and the deep interconnections of life, the book allows the reader to discover life’s complexities and the reasons why we find ourselves in this human created climate crisis today. It is a hybrid graphic novel beautifully illustrated by Sharon Dev Adults will enjoy it just as well


How to Astronaut

How to Astronaut

Author: Terry Virts

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company

Published: 2020-09-15

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1523509619

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"There's something intriguing to be learned on practically every page... [How to Astronaut] captures the details of an extraordinary job and turns even the mundane aspects of space travel into something fascinating."––Publishers Weekly Ride shotgun on a trip to space with astronaut Terry Virts. A born storyteller with a gift for the surprising turn of phrase and eye for the perfect you-are-there details, he captures all the highs, lows, humor, and wonder of an experience few will ever know firsthand. Featuring stories covering survival training, space shuttle emergencies, bad bosses, the art of putting on a spacesuit, time travel, and much more!


The Ordinary Spaceman

The Ordinary Spaceman

Author: Clayton C. Anderson

Publisher: U of Nebraska Press

Published: 2015-06

Total Pages: 460

ISBN-13: 0803277318

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What's it like to travel at more than 850 MPH, riding in a supersonic T-38 twin turbojet engine airplane? What happens when the space station toilet breaks? How do astronauts "take out the trash" on a spacewalk, tightly encapsulated in a space suit with just a few layers of fabric and Kevlar between them and the unforgiving vacuum of outer space? The Ordinary Spaceman puts you in the flight suit of U.S. astronaut Clayton C. Anderson and takes you on the journey of this small-town boy from Nebraska who spent 167 days living and working on the International Space Station, including nearly forty hours of space walks. Having applied to NASA fifteen times over fifteen years to become an astronaut before his ultimate selection, Anderson offers a unique perspective on his life as a veteran space flier, one characterized by humility and perseverance. From the application process to launch aboard the space shuttle Atlantis, from serving as a family escort for the ill-fated Columbia crew in 2003 to his own daily struggles--family separation, competitive battles to win coveted flight assignments, the stress of a highly visible job, and the ever-present risk of having to make the ultimate sacrifice--Anderson shares the full range of his experiences. With a mix of levity and gravitas, Anderson gives an authentic view of the highs and the lows, the triumphs and the tragedies of life as a NASA astronaut.


I Want to Be an Astronaut

I Want to Be an Astronaut

Author: Byron Barton

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 1992-02-28

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0064432807

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Blast-off! Up into the shy goes the space shuttle. Into orbit, the astronauts get a taste of ready-to-eat food, experience zero gravity, go for space walks, and even fix a satellite. It's fun to fly aboard the shuttle...and then come back to earth. ‘A young girl declares her longing to ‘fly on the shuttle into outer space.’ The familiar acts of eating, sleeping, and working become intense and special as she and the rest of the crew go about their business. The illustrations positively glow in this simple, lyrical picture book that will have nearly everyone off and flying.’ —SLJ. Notable Children's Book of 1988 (ALA) 1988 Fanfare Honor List (The Horn Book) Best Illustrated Children's Books of 1988 (NYT) Oustanding Science Trade Books for Children 1988 (NSTA/CBC)


Give Me Some Space!

Give Me Some Space!

Author: Philip Bunting

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

Published: 2021-05-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781338772753

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One girl's mission to find life in space leads to an out-of-this-world adventure perfect for the astronaut-in-training in your life. Una loves imagining a life in space. Life on Earth is just so-so. But how will she get there? Can she complete her mission to discover life in space? Oh! And did she remember to feed her goldfish? From award-winning creator Philip Bunting, Give Me Some Space is a delightful story that expertly merges nonfiction facts with imaginative play. Readers will love blasting off with Una, and learning along the way!


If You Want to Make God Laugh

If You Want to Make God Laugh

Author: Bianca Marais

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-07-07

Total Pages: 450

ISBN-13: 0735219338

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A rich, unforgettable story of three unique women in post-Apartheid South Africa who are brought together in their darkest time and discover the ways that love can transcend the strictest of boundaries. In a squatter camp on the outskirts of Johannesburg, seventeen-year-old Zodwa lives in desperate poverty, under the shadowy threat of a civil war and a growing AIDS epidemic. Eight months pregnant, Zodwa carefully guards secrets that jeopardize her life. Across the country, wealthy socialite Ruth appears to have everything her heart desires, but it's what she can't have that leads to her breakdown. Meanwhile, in Zaire, a disgraced former nun, Delilah, grapples with a past that refuses to stay buried. When these personal crises send both middle-aged women back to their rural hometown to heal, the discovery of an abandoned newborn baby upends everything, challenging their lifelong beliefs about race, motherhood, and the power of the past. As the mystery surrounding the infant grows, the complicated lives of Zodwa, Ruth, and Delilah become inextricably linked. What follows is a mesmerizing look at family and identity that asks: How far will the human heart go to protect itself and the ones it loves?


The Wanderers

The Wanderers

Author: Meg Howrey

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-01-02

Total Pages: 385

ISBN-13: 0399574646

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A brilliantly inventive novel about three astronauts training for the first-ever mission to Mars, an experience that will push the boundary between real and unreal, test their relationships, and leave each of them—and their families—changed forever. “A transcendent, cross-cultural, and cross planetary journey into the mysteries of space and self....Howrey’s expansive vision left me awestruck.”—Ruth Ozeki “Howrey's exquisite novel demonstrates that the final frontier may not be space after all.”—J. Ryan Stradal In an age of space exploration, we search to find ourselves. In four years, aerospace giant Prime Space will put the first humans on Mars. Helen Kane, Yoshihiro Tanaka, and Sergei Kuznetsov must prove they’re the crew for the historic voyage by spending seventeen months in the most realistic simulation ever created. Constantly observed by Prime Space’s team of "Obbers," Helen, Yoshi, and Sergei must appear ever in control. But as their surreal pantomime progresses, each soon realizes that the complications of inner space are no less fraught than those of outer space. The borders between what is real and unreal begin to blur, and each astronaut is forced to confront demons past and present, even as they struggle to navigate their increasingly claustrophobic quarters—and each other. Astonishingly imaginative, tenderly comedic, and unerringly wise, The Wanderers explores the differences between those who go and those who stay, telling a story about the desire behind all exploration: the longing for discovery and the great search to understand the human heart.