How to Fart at School ...
How to Fart at School ...

Author: Adrian Besley

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781853758720

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The definitive guide to playing tricks in school Be the envy of your classmates and the talk of the staff room! This book contains tons of tricks that will crown you the pran-King (or Queen) of your school. School can be a be a dull place (unless you're a teacher's pet) so every now and then someone has to step up and break the tedium. Nothing improves a boring lesson like a well-timed fart--it's guaranteed to stimulate lively debate (whodunnit?) and may even signal an early break. This is the ultimate guide to practical jokes--designed to liven up your timetable and make you the hero of the classroom. There are 68 cunning tricks, each one carefully explained and given a difficulty rating, or kudos should you actually get away with it!

Fart Proudly
Fart Proudly

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Publisher: Frog Books

Published: 2003-03-31

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 9781583940792

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Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Fart Quest
Fart Quest

Author: Aaron Reynolds

Publisher: Roaring Brook Press

Published: 2020-09-15

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1250206375

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"Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Almost Everybody Farts
Almost Everybody Farts

Author: Marty Kelley

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

First Day Farts
First Day Farts

Author: Taco Superboom

Publisher: Big Dreams Kids Books

Published: 2021-03-11

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781953429094

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Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★

No One Likes a Fart
No One Likes a Fart

Author: Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2020-01-14

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book (for Boys and Daring Girls )
The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book (for Boys and Daring Girls )

Author: Felix Fartbaum Jnr

Publisher:

Published: 2015-12-06

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9781944230043

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Farts! Like it or not kids love books about farting and author Felix Fartbaum brings an hilarious new approach to the subject of noxious gas eruptions that children of all ages will just love! The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book is so much more than a list of fart noises and names for different fart types! As it name suggests this is a book that contains lots of help for kids so that they can use their own toxic odors to go out and prank the world! Take a look at the fun inside the book: Why Write A Fart Book? ( About Felix Fartbaum Jnr) Foods That Help Percolate The LOUDEST & STINKIEST Farts Understanding Fart SOS Your Fart Prank Ranking Guide Fart Dare #1- Kindergarten: "Pull MY Finger Revisited!" Fart Dare #2 - Fart Bombing Your Family At Peak Hour Fart Dare #3 - The Who Dunnit? Challenge Fart Dare #4 - SBD Sneak Up Fart Dare #5 - There Is Strength In Numbers FART WORD DICTIONARY While this book is fairly and squarely aimed at self reading kids in the 7-11 years category, children of all ages will enjoy sharing the hilarious tales troubles and dares of Felix Fartbaum when the book is read with an adult. Hit the orange Buy Now Button and start reading the fartabulous, fartastic adventures of Felix Fartbaum Jnr!"

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13:

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Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Someone Farted
Someone Farted

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-04-17

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Fart and Burp are Superstinkers
Fart and Burp are Superstinkers

Author: Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher: Penguin Group Australia

Published: 2021-07-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1760148296

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What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!