How Did I Get to Be Forty
How Did I Get to Be Forty

Author: Judith Viorst

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Published: 2019-04-02

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 1982122536

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And so you’ve reached that time in life when you’re starting to “pick investments over adventure, / And clean over scenic, and comfortable over intense”; when, even though in your heart of hearts you’re much younger, the rest of you is (how did it happen?) forty. Judith Viorst, the wise and witty lady of It’s Hard to Be Hip Over 30 and Other Tragedies of Married Life, is here to guide you through these forty-ish years with poems that reflect the highs, the lows, and the everything-in-betweens of midlife. Viorst playfully considers the prospects of sagging kneecaps, awkward college reunions, and fantasies of love in the afternoon; being baffled by one’s Buddhist bisexual vegetarian Maoist offspring; cholesterol counts, adult-education courses and other atrocities of midlife—which somehow aren’t as painful when you can laugh at them. Filled with warmth, humor, and insight, How Did I Get to Be 40 & Other Atrocities is Judith Viorst at her best.

How Did I Get to Be 40 & Other Atrocities
How Did I Get to Be 40 & Other Atrocities

Author: Judith Viorst

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1976-10-22

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 0671223666

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COLLECTION OF 24 BRIEF POEMS WITH SUCH TITLES AS "SOME FOLKS GET FAT DRINKING FRESCA," "EATING MY HEART OUT," AND "SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN."

Forever Fifty
Forever Fifty

Author: Judith Viorst

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1996-09-03

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 0684832372

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The author offers lyrical, compassionate, and witty observations about turning fifty years old and facing middle age

Writing Your Life
Writing Your Life

Author: Mary Borg

Publisher: Routledge

Published: 2021-10-03

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 1000490602

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To many, the task of writing about one's life seems daunting and difficult. Where does one begin? What stories will inspire your children and grandchildren, and which will simply amuse them? Writing Your Life: A Guide to Writing Autobiographies breaks down the barriers of personal narrative with an easy-to-follow guide that includes thought-provoking questions, encouraging suggestions, memory-jogging activities, tips for writing, advice on publishing one's stories in print and online, and examples of ordinary people's writing. Writing Your Life has already helped thousands write their life stories, and this fourth edition is sure to help today's writers preserve their memories and wisdom for many generations to come.

Men in Midlife Crisis
Men in Midlife Crisis

Author: Jim Conway

Publisher: David C Cook

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 9781564766984

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This newly revised version still offers practical ways to deal with the crisis, but now the book has been updated with new research and quotes for the '90s and beyond. Conway's advice comes from his own personal experience as well as years of research and counseling. After 20 years as a bestseller, this revised edition is even better.

Valley of the Shadows & Surrender
Valley of the Shadows & Surrender

Author: Rochelle L. Holt

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2004-09-14

Total Pages: 468

ISBN-13: 0595775896

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Valley of the Shadows is a duet of two novels, concerning the fickleness of pursuing fame in a society that measures success by media adoration. In the title novel, Marya Brooks, an experienced poet in her seventies, decides to practice amateur obeah (voodoo) to cast negative spells on her favorite top five poets, the thriving competition. Only when each poet begins to die mysteriously does she develop guilt for her actions. Her former student, H.D., believes her research can dispute Marya's fallacious theories. Surrender, the second poem-novel, alternates between viewpoints of Rory Pole, an aspiring songwriter, and her idol, country music rising star, Maggie Moore. Also set in the southeast, primarily on both coasts of southern Florida, Rory is bitter when she receives no response from Maggie but notices that lines of her poems begin appearing in the singer's songs. In both novels, all characters eventually give up illusions and false patterns of behavior in these chilling stories, regarding the relevance of mass recognition and inordinate acclaim and adulation. They are novels-of-the-future, in accord with Anais Nin's tenets that commingle art with moral issues for compelling psychological literature.

When Did I Stop Being Twenty
When Did I Stop Being Twenty

Author: Judith Viorst

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Published: 2011-01-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781451631722

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Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year. When Did I Stop Being Twenty and Other Injustices brings together the best of Judith Viorst's witty, insightful poetry, including many favorites from out-of-print collections. Whether she's finding herself or finding a sitter, or contemplating her sex life as she rubs the hormone night cream on her face, Viorst explores the true and funny ironies all women encounter growing up in the modern world. Here is a young single girl from Irvington, NJ, leaving her parents' home for life in the big city ("No I do not believe in free love/And yes I will be home for Sunday dinners," she promises). Here is the aspiring bohemian with an expensive liberal arts education, getting coffee and taking dictation, "Hoping that someday someone will be impressed/With all I know." Here is that married woman, coping with motherhood ("The tricycles are cluttering my foyer/The Pop Tart crumbs are sprinkled on my soul") and fantasy affairs ("I could imagine cryptic conversations, clandestine martinis...and me explaining that long kisses clog my sinuses") and all-too-real family reunions ("Four aunts in pain taking pills/One cousin in analysis taking notes"). And here she is at mid-life, wondering whether a woman who used to wear a "Ban the Bomb" button can find happiness being a person with a set of fondue forks, a fish poacher, and a wok. Every step of the way, Viorst transforms the familiar events of daily life into poems that make you laugh with recognition. When Did I Stop Being Twenty and Other Injustices demonstrates once and for all that no one understands American women coming of age like Judith Viorst.

Wake Up, Sleeping Beauty
Wake Up, Sleeping Beauty

Author: Jane Adams

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2001-06-21

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13: 0595186920

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Are you waiting for the right man, the right job, the big break? And meanwhile, have you put all your other dreams and desires on hold? Jane Adams' provocative book asks: How much longer are you willing to wait? And what if Prince Charming never arrives? Will you continue to let life's possibilities pass you by because of outdated, inappropriate messages so deeply embedded in Sleeping Beauty's psyche that you don't even notice them? This book is for you if: You're a single woman who's afraid you'll never get married. Your biological clock is ticking and you worry you'll never have a baby. You're saving Paris for your honeymoon and you're not engaged yet. You believe a man will come along and save you from financial disaster. You think you've let your mother down. In fascinating conversations with single women whose lives are rich with passion, intimacy and challenge, Adams rings a liberating wake-up bell for single women and offers practical, workable solutions that don't depend on changing the world or changing other people. Because it's not about finding a man it's about finding yourself. Right Now!

The Great Big Book of Horrible Things
The Great Big Book of Horrible Things

Author: Matthew White

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2011-10-25

Total Pages: 689

ISBN-13: 0393081923

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A compulsively readable and utterly original account of world history—from an atrocitologist’s point of view. Evangelists of human progress meet their opposite in Matthew White's epic examination of history's one hundred most violent events, or, in White's piquant phrasing, "the numbers that people want to argue about." Reaching back to 480 BCE's second Persian War, White moves chronologically through history to this century's war in the Congo and devotes chapters to each event, where he surrounds hard facts (time and place) and succinct takeaways (who usually gets the blame?) with lively military, social, and political histories. With the eye of a seasoned statistician, White assigns each entry a ranking based on body count, and in doing so he gives voice to the suffering of ordinary people that, inexorably, has defined every historical epoch. By turns droll, insightful, matter-of-fact, and ultimately sympathetic to those who died, The Great Big Book of Horrible Things gives readers a chance to reach their own conclusions while offering a stark reminder of the darkness of the human heart.

Collected Works of Charles R. Swindoll
Collected Works of Charles R. Swindoll

Author: Charles R. Swindoll

Publisher: Arrowood Press

Published: 1995-09

Total Pages: 664

ISBN-13: 9780884861225

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Internationally known author and lecturer Charles Swindoll challenges you not only to enjoy the chaotic nature of modern life, but to soar above the ordinary and strive for the best in this collection of his bestselling works.