Horrorscope
Author: Nicholas Adams
Publisher: Collins
Published: 1992
Total Pages: 186
ISBN-13: 9780006746850
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Horrorscopes
Author: Lucien Edwards
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2010
Total Pages: 206
ISBN-13: 0811875105
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis black book is full of eerie predictions and ominous fortunes that add a sinister twist to the typical horoscope. Those who enjoy the dark side can look up their birthday to discover the terrible fate that awaits them--from attack by hungry zombies to transformation into an ogre. With useful information including dark days, unlucky numbers, and evil omens, this chilling guide is sure to have readers looking under their beds and over their shoulders all year long.
Horrorscopes
Author: Stella Hyde
Publisher: Weiser Books
Published: 2014-09-01
Total Pages: 114
ISBN-13: 1609259645
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEveryone knows their astrological sign, but how many of us know what monsters lurk within the zodiac? You may have your suspicions: the glowing red eyes after a night on the town, an irresistible attraction to a white neck, a few lost days every month, a feeling of supernatural superiority, but what you probably don't know is that your star sign influences your evil incarnation of choice. Let Horrorscopes explain why you are what you are, how your ruling planet forces you into evil ways, how your rising sign can mask your true monstrous reality, what you would do on a really bad day, and how you can fight your evil twin and exorcise your monster within—that is, if you really want to. Bestselling author Stella Hyde reveals the dark side of the 12 sun signs, from Aries the Fire Demon to Pisces the Sea Wolf. For each sign the Jekyll and Hyde traits are revealed along with aspects like “Your Deadliest Sin” and how your monstrous side manifests itself at work, at home and at play. Horrorscopes is something new under the astrology sun—fun and a bit scary!
Still the Official Lawyer's Handbook
Author: Daniel Robert White
Publisher: Plume Books
Published: 1991
Total Pages: 244
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhite's hilarious handbook provides lawyers with just about everything they need to know, from "determining your legal quotient" and passing your bar exam to dressing properly and writing in proper "legalese". A thoroughly updated edition of the book that sold 150,000 copies. 75 illustrations.
The Moustache Grower's Guide
Author: Lucien Edwards
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2011-03-25
Total Pages: 145
ISBN-13: 1452105545
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAll the info and instructions for shaving and maintaining an array of classic and modern moustache styles, plus fashion advice to complete the look. Whether it’s a Handlebar, a Fu Manchu, or a Laser Loop, this illustrated guide will help men everywhere achieve the moustache of their dreams. Included are instructions for how to grow, groom, and maintain thirty classic and modern moustaches, as well as fashion advice on how to rock each look. Outdoorsy types can go wild with the Lumberjack and some flannel, while those aspiring to steampunk style should dress up the Aeronaut with a tuxedo or nautical gear. For a dash of hipster irony, the Crustache or the Pyramid looks sharp with skinny jeans and glasses. With tons of illustrations and exclusive tips from professional competitors, The Moustache Grower’s Guide will add major style to any ‘stache. “It’s safe to say that there isn’t a more definitive tome dedicated to those who groom their whiskers. This book has a grooming solution for every lifestyle, age, and level of irony.” —Out magazine
The Official Lawyer's Handbook
Author: Daniel R. White
Publisher:
Published: 1991
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781897597002
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis satirical guide to the legal profession, first published in the 90s, was reviewed by The Times as 'one of the most irreverent, funny and perceptive books about the legal profession ever published.' Nine years later, revised and updated, it still retains all its freshness and bite, and is essential reading for clients, lawyers themselves, and anyone considering a career in the law. Over 15,000 copies of this cult book have been sold in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and beyond. The back of the book also includes a catalogue of legal gifts, including humorous prints, t-shirts, paperweights and coffee mugs.
Pisces
Author: Maria Palmer
Publisher:
Published: 1995
Total Pages: 137
ISBN-13: 9780749718572
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Otio in Negotio
Author: E W Farnsworth
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2017-03-05
Total Pages: 346
ISBN-13: 0244003696
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn 'The Otio in Negotio', E. W. Farnsworth has brought together another lively, intelligent collection of stories, focusing on the humor, romance and oddities of exceptionally active and intelligent people in the contemporary world of business. As the title of the entire collection implies, these stories are highly allusive and full of hidden puzzles and games meant to pique the reader's attention. Names are significant. Allusions enrich the narratives. The scope of business is global, and many business plans resemble those of top startup companies in today's financial headlines. The fun in these stories is tempered by the constraints and challenges of business. Farnsworth's CEOs are human and infallible. Sometimes love finds a way, and sometimes it is cruelly eliminated from the personal equation. Where business triumphs, so does the human spirit. When satire chastens, the biters are bitten. A seasoned editor described lead story 'TwinLions' as "Breathtakingly new ... I've read nothing remotely like it."
Fire Wolf
Author: J. H. Brennan
Publisher: Fontana Press
Published: 1984
Total Pages: 252
ISBN-13: 9780006169512
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGirl, 15
Author: Sue Limb
Publisher: Bloomsbury Childrens
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 282
ISBN-13: 9781408801963
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGirl, 15, Charming But Insane, huge bum, massive ears, seeks ... Well, seeks Ben Jones, but failing that, large Muslim-type burka garment to cover her deformities. Life can be trying when your best friend is a goddess, you are a woeful underachiever, and Ben Jones won't even look in your direction. Painfully spot on, Girl, 15 reveals with Technicolor precision the agony and the ecstasy (and the embarrassment) of being a teenager. With razor-sharp observation and deadpan humour we are offered a privileged peek at the life of Jess, 15, charming, but most definitely insane. This novel has a unique voice and humour that will make you want to read it again and again - if you can bring yourself to put it down in the first place.
