Go the F**k to Sleep
Go the F**k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Akashic Books

Published: 2011-06-14

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1453271023

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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

I Want to Fuck You
I Want to Fuck You

Author: P.-P. Hartnett

Publisher:

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 300

ISBN-13:

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A 12 year-old boy pretends to sleep while his mother touches him. Both are naked in the boy's bed. The woman is frightened of the changes puberty might bring to their relationship. He's all she has. Tha' son's mind is elsewhere as his mother masturbates beside him.

Exile
Exile

Author: Blake Nelson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-06-30

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 1439126011

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A downtown Baudelaire of the ‘90s: that’s what New York poet Mark West used to be. Now, at thirty-one, locked in a perpetual adolescence, he’s slipping. Even when he takes an artist-in-residence position at a small Oregon college, he finds himself still sleeping with strange women and seeking momentary oblivion in drugs. But when he returns to Manhattan with a new book idea and renewed energy, an emotional train wreck awaits him, and he discovers that he must take his first steps into his new life alone.

Borderlines
Borderlines

Author: John Bishop

Publisher: Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

Published: 1989

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9780822201359

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THE STORIES: The first half of the program, entitled BORDERLINE, chronicles the psychic disintegration of Charles Graham, a young advertising/marketing executive who, it would seem, has it all--a good job, a loving wife and children, a comfortable

Fatboy
Fatboy

Author: John Clancy

Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13: 0573696586

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John Clancy / 3m, 2f Fatboy is a brutal comedy inspired by Alfred Jarry's Ubu Roi. This satire on modern America's insatiable appetites--from gobbling up 72oz. steaks to small nations--is presented as a live-action Punch and Judy show. In this fast-moving, shocking, profane, dead-on, funhouse mirror reflection of the world today, the brutish allegory known as Fatboy, along with his monstrous wife, Queen Fudgie the First, stands trial for war crimes. Despite overwhelming evidence the court refus

Hey! Fuck You
Hey! Fuck You

Author: The Naughty Nanny Adult Humor

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-05-19

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 9781099347993

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Do you have that co worker that you love to hate? You know, the one that really gets under your skin? Or maybe someone you love but you just like to make them laugh. This 6 x 9 120 page college ruled composition notebook is the perfect gift, or just for you if you feel so inclined. Great employee appreciation day gift to get a laugh around the office. Great book for jotting down ideas, scribbling, or just to take notes of your every day life

X-Treme Latin
X-Treme Latin

Author: Henry Beard

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2005-03-03

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781592401048

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In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand. Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more. With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”

Beddable Billionaire
Beddable Billionaire

Author: Alexx Andria

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2018-08-01

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 148808260X

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From USA TODAY bestselling author Alexx Andria comes the second book in the Dirty Sexy Rich series! Nico Donato, the youngest billionaire brother, will stop at nothing to get his woman… Journalist Lauren Hughes needs her job. And if that means writing a feature on Nico Donato—billionaire playboy and primo fantasy material for every straight woman with a pulse—so be it. All she has to do is not be charmed by him. Or tempted. Or invite this sexy, too-hot-to-be-true man into her real world…especially when he has the power to destroy it. The reporter Luxe magazine sent to his penthouse is not who Nico Donato expected. The woman’s gruff exterior and lack of style confuse him. For a staffer at one of New York’s hottest fashion magazines, Ms. Hughes doesn’t appear chic, poised or charming. Despite himself, he’s intrigued. Few women can resist the Donato appeal, but she can—superbly. What’s her deal? When Nico sets a plan in motion to get Lauren closer to him—and inevitably into his bed—he tells himself he’s just having a little fun. But the more he gets to know Lauren, the more time he wants with her. And the more time he gets, the more he wants something he never thought to have…a true connection. Can a jaded reporter open herself up to love, and can a notorious playboy settle down for the right woman? “Dare is Harlequin’s hottest line yet. Every book should come with a free fan. I dare you to try them!” —Tiffany Reiz, international bestselling author Sexy. Passionate. Bold. Discover Harlequin DARE, a new line of fun, edgy and sexually explicit romances for the fearless female.

Buzz Cut
Buzz Cut

Author: James Wilson Hall

Publisher: Dell

Published: 1997-03

Total Pages: 466

ISBN-13: 0440217822

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When Thorn comes to the aid of a friend he faces possible death at the hands of a killer who is loose on a cruise ship and murdering the passengers.