Happy F*cking Holidays
Happy F*cking Holidays

Author: Sasha O'hara

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-11

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9781539679370

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From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Happy Fucking Holidays
Happy Fucking Holidays

Author: Aesthetic Productions

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-02

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 9781670505781

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HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS Small notebook / diary / journal to write in, for creating lists, organizing, creative writing, scheduling events and recording your daily thoughts. Is an excellent gift idea for Christmas, birthdays, and other special ocassions! Standard notebook size (6" x 9") 120 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback

Happy Fuckin' Holidays
Happy Fuckin' Holidays

Author: Irreverent Journals

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-12-04

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 9781540816535

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This vibrant journal provides plenty of space in to write your favorite quotations, poems, and reflections. You'll love the beautifully fresh cover design and feel inspired to write often and consistently. * Excellent thick binding * Over 90 pages of thick, lined paper * Simplistic design perfectly made for any occasion or reason * Journal measures 6 inches wide by 9 inches high * Makes for a great gag gift and funny conversation piece

Spirit
Spirit

Author: Elise Noble

Publisher: Undercover Publishing Limited

Published: 2020-11-30

Total Pages: 125

ISBN-13: 1912888343

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All assassin Emmy Black wants for Christmas is three days off work and plenty of junk food, but instead, she’s left dashing around the country after her assistant comes up with yet another harebrained scheme. Five girlfriends, four Christmas wishes, three crazy days, two exes, one jet… Will it be happy holidays or hell on earth?

disposable causes
disposable causes

Author: Kristoco

Publisher: PublishAmerica

Published: 2011-12-09

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 1633828832

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In this heart wrenching truth of what it’s like to walk amongst society as one of the invisible, Kristoco brings the words and sights of real life on the unforgiving streets to us in “Disposable Causes”. You’ll feel the hopelessness, sense the fight and experience the sadness that so many succumb to in a nation that prides itself as the “Super Power” of the world. Through his words, you’ll feel that pull between denial and empathy. You’ll take on a new sense of the feelings you have about your own life and hopefully a stronger conviction for your fellow man.

Over the Holidays
Over the Holidays

Author: Sandra Harper

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1439166706

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The best holiday traditions are meant to be broken. It's only December 1, and Vanessa Clayton has been dreading Christmas since she spotted tinseled trees at her local mall in September. Thankfully, she and her husband, JT, can't afford to drag their twin boys across the country to New England for the annual celebration at her stuffy sister-in-law Patience's home. Not that Vanessa has prepared a proper Christmas for her family in years, and she has less time than ever since she agreed to consult on the script of a local play. Her older sister, Thea, is no help -- she'd rather make art and flirt with surfers than babysit her nine-year-old nephews. Then Patience drops a holiday stress bomb: Her family will come to California instead. In between "baking" cinnamon rolls for the school potluck and overbearing Patience testing her patience, Vanessa can't stop thinking about the difficult but charming playwright at work. Meanwhile, Patience's teenage daughter, Libby, obsesses over a college boy she has met by the pool, and Thea searches desperately for the meaning of Christmas -- for her latest installation, of course. As their holiday plans go comically awry, these four women discover the true spirit of the season is hidden in every festive surprise.

Holiday in Death
Holiday in Death

Author: J. D. Robb

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 1998-06-01

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 1101203692

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Lieutenant Eve Dallas tails a serial killer who has a passion for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling In Death series. No one likes to be alone during the holidays. For New York's most posh dating service, Personally Yours, it is the season to bring lonely hearts together. But Lieutenant Eve Dallas, on the trail of a ritualistic serial killer who likes to dress up as Santa Claus, has made a disturbing discovery: all of the victims have been traced to Personally Yours. As the murders continue, Eve enters into an elite world of people searching for their one true love. A world where the power of love leads men and women into the ultimate act of betrayal...

Holiday Read
Holiday Read

Author: Taylor Cole

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2023-05-11

Total Pages: 403

ISBN-13: 1804545325

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The ultimate escapist rom com for book and beach lovers! Perfect for fans of Emily Henry and Josie Silver. When romance-fanatic Candice meets writer Alexis, she thinks her happy ending is finally on its way. He walks into her struggling Cornish surf school, and they hit it off straight away. Until she discovers that Alexis has been using their courtship as inspiration for the romantic novel he's struggling to write. When Alexis offers to bring her in on the deal if Candice helps him deliver a winning book to his publisher, she accepts, and along with Alexis' agent Daniel, they embark on a very unusual summer of love, as Candice tries to teach the men the recipe for a successful romance. But you can't have a great love story without a great romantic hero. Will Candice find hers before the summer is over?