Drunken Space Pirates!
Drunken Space Pirates!

Author: Phoenix Freebird A.

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2009-06-30

Total Pages: 575

ISBN-13: 1462836178

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Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...

Happy Birthday You Silly Twat
Happy Birthday You Silly Twat

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2018-12-31

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781792983399

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Brandy, You're a Fine Girl
Brandy, You're a Fine Girl

Author: Dee DeTarsio

Publisher: Histria Books

Published: 2023-05-22

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1592112889

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If you know the song, you know Brandy' s sailor loved the sea more than her. (The bastard.) Brandy, You' re a Fine Girl is historical fan fiction, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the 1972 hit song. Brandy' s story doesn' t end when the music stops — her destiny is filled with adventure!Barmaid Brandy seizes on a plan to become that good wife and escape her life of drudgery. A pregnancy would be just the thing to get him to marry her. When that doesn' t work, she crosses paths with Elliot, a nobleman in need of a wife and heir by his fast-approaching 30th birthday, or else his inheritance will go to his scheming cousin Clarence.Once married, Elliot' s problems appear solved, and Brandy has a kind husband and a warm and comfy new home, even if it is full of Elliot' s odd band of friends. Everyone tries to get along and put up with Brandy' s strange cravings and profanity-laden drama, until they discover she was never really pregnant. When Elliot' s handsome best friend Beau shows up, Brandy promptly falls head over heels. She becomes pregnant, but will it be too late? Swearing she can live on love, Brandy dreams of running o? with Beau, until she discovers a shocking secret about her husband and his best friend.The #1 hit song, Brandy, You' re a Fine Girl, was written and composed by Elliot Lurie and recorded by his band, Looking Glass. Dee DeTarsio is an award-winning writer living in southern California.

Dead Wrong
Dead Wrong

Author: Allen Wyler

Publisher: House of Stratus

Published: 2015-03-07

Total Pages: 404

ISBN-13: 1938231163

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Neurosurgeon Tom McCarthy’s office is raided by two investigators seeking to arrest him for a crime he didn’t commit. A scuffle escalates, leaving one agent dead at the hands of the other, and McCarthy fleeing. With the CIA and Police closing in, McCarthy has to stay one step ahead, whilst also uncovering corruption of shocking dimensions.

If Only
If Only

Author: Melanie Murphy

Publisher: Hachette Books Ireland

Published: 2019-06-06

Total Pages: 235

ISBN-13: 1473691788

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Erin wants a fresh start. With her thirtieth birthday coming up, she's taken a long hard look at her life (the job she hates, the wedding she just cancelled) and concluded that it's basically a mess. If only she knew where to begin. A trip to her hometown in Ireland to visit her beloved grandmother is a welcome escape from her disappointments. But, there, Erin also finds an unexpected solution to her problems, in the form of a magical family heirloom. No more of the 'what ifs' she's been tormenting herself with -- now all she needs to do is whisper two little words and she'll be able to see for herself what might have been, had she chosen a different path. But as Erin gets caught up in one 'if only' after another, changing her life proves more complicated than expected. And she starts to realise that, by chasing dreams and searching for an easy fix, she might be missing out on what's right in front of her...

Merde And Mandarins
Merde And Mandarins

Author: Pete Adams

Publisher: Next Chapter

Published: 2022-02-08

Total Pages: 351

ISBN-13:

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A Defense Secretary shooting. The collapse of the Home Office Secretary. London’s high-ranking civil servants are being targeted, and DCI Jack Austin is drawn out of retirement. When his wife is kidnapped, inept savant DCI Austin leads the rescue mission while trying to solve the recent mystery, and discover the motives of the master conspirator. Racing towards the chaotic conclusion, can he find solace in a welcome retirement, and uncover the supreme Machiavellian plot?

Happy 96th Birthday You Silly Twat: Better Than a Birthday Card! Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pages That Can Be Used as a Journal Or Notebook
Happy 96th Birthday You Silly Twat: Better Than a Birthday Card! Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pages That Can Be Used as a Journal Or Notebook

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-01-10

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781793826305

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!

Happy 74th Birthday You Silly Twat: Better Than a Birthday Card! Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pages That Can Be Used as a Journal Or Notebook
Happy 74th Birthday You Silly Twat: Better Than a Birthday Card! Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pages That Can Be Used as a Journal Or Notebook

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-01-10

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781793824004

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!