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Author: Stuart Prebble
Publisher: Ebury Press
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 264
ISBN-13: 9780563522805
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis sequel to the 'Official Handbook' covers a year in the sad and sordid life of a 'grumpy old man', sorting into dates and seasons the many and manifold irritations which multiply in the perpetual torment we call modern living.
Author: George Evans
Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing
Published: 2007-09-01
Total Pages: 160
ISBN-13: 1326414887
DOWNLOAD EBOOKNever mind about ruling the world, although you could, no doubt, do it better than the idiots in charge. Who cares about being youthful, athletic or handsome when you've been there, done that and got the scars to prove it? Joking apart, there are plenty of ways to make your life much happier as you get older and that's what this little book is really all about. It's a mixture of humour and advice, written by a very contented 83-year-old who knows what he's talking about. After deciding to make happiness your top priority, learn how to attain and keep it, with brief lessons ranging from not taking yourself - or anyone else - seriously, and the need for a HOW (happy old woman) to neighbours - like them if it kills them - and enemies (how not to have any). Remember that hurrying is for the young! So, sit back, relax and enjoy life.
Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Published: 2013-08-29
Total Pages: 148
ISBN-13: 0007534701
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAt last! A comprehensive, handy guide for the misery-guts in your life. Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone. Grumpy Old Men is an annotated, cross-referenced and fully illustrated manual for malcontents everywhere: the comprehensive Gripes of Wrath.
Author: Mary McHugh
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2009-03-17
Total Pages: 146
ISBN-13: 0740781553
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGood things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.
Author: Duncan Rand
Publisher:
Published: 2011
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781882330829
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Rick Wakeman
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2009-08-28
Total Pages: 213
ISBN-13: 1409050327
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAround about August 1948, Mr and Mrs Cyril Wakeman had an early night and some time later, at Perivale in Middlesex, Mrs Wakeman produced a bonny baby son. They named him Richard, but he quickly became known as Rick. Rick was a likeable little fellow who had a talent for the piano and for making trouble. Music became Rick's life - he joined a popular music group called Yes and became a legend. Much later he became a Grumpy Old Man who appears on Countdown, hosts a hugely popular radio show on Planet Rock and performs a one-man show telling stories about his rather extraordinary life. Which is where this book you are holding comes in. Mr Wakeman is simply one of the great storytellers of our age - let's face it, he has some fabulous material. It seemed a shame that some of the funniest yarns should not be more widely known. So he accepted some cash and here we are. Curl up by the fire with a Grumpy Old Rock Star and your nearest and dearest. We defy you not to want to read it aloud and laugh.
Author: Ken Blanchard
Publisher: Berrett-Koehler Publishers
Published: 2015-02-02
Total Pages: 141
ISBN-13: 1626563357
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBring a renewed sense of purpose to the next chapter of your life with the New York Times bestselling author’s guide to thriving in retirement. Many people see their later years as a time to endure rather than as an exciting opportunity. Yet research and common sense confirm that people who embrace these years with energy and gusto consistently find them to be rich and rewarding. In Refire! Don't Retire, Ken Blanchard and Morton Shaevitz offer inspiring insight and thought-provoking questions to help people make the rest of their lives the best of their lives. In the trademark Ken Blanchard style, the authors tell the compelling story of Larry and Janice Sparks, who discover how to see each day as an opportunity to enhance their relationships, stimulate their minds, revitalize their bodies, and grow spiritually. As they learn to be open to new experiences, Larry and Janice rekindle passion in every area of their lives. Readers will find humor, practical information, and profound wisdom in Refire! Don't Retire. Best of all, they will be inspired to make all the years ahead truly worth living.
Author: Stuart Prebble
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2010-06-30
Total Pages: 227
ISBN-13: 140907160X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDo you know someone who is incensed by compulsory tipping? Who is infuriated if kept on hold for more than a minute? Who is positively apoplectic if someone answers their phone during dinner? If so, youve probably encountered the phenomenon of the grumpy old man. Following their first massively successful BBC1 series, this autumn will see the grumpy old men will return to our screens, and this time theyre grumpier than ever. Packed with funny and informative chapters such as Who are we, What are we grumpy about and How can you spot the signs of grumpiness coming on, this book will leave even the grumpiest of men with a grin on his face.
Author: David Quantick
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Published: 2012-02-20
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 0007438346
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFollowing the phenomenal success of Grumpy Old Men, the quintessential grumpy old man, David Quantick, has taken a well-deserved holiday. But no matter where you go, there is always something to moan about.
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Published: 2013-06-06
Total Pages: 136
ISBN-13: 1782431357
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.
