Packed with over 300 hilarious jokes all about the festive season. It's guaranteed to have children chuckling through carols, sniggering at Santa, laughing all the way to Lapland and keeping the whole family giggling long after the cracker jokes have run out. It's the perfect stocking filler. Christmas has never been so much fun!
Sporty Jokes is packed with over 300 side-splittingly hilarious jokes all about sport. From football and cricket to athletics and swimming, there are jokes for sports fans of every kind! Kids will be snickering in the swimming pool, hooting with laughter on the hockey pitch, giggling on the golf course and tittering on the tennis court. PE has never been so much fun!
Packed with over 300 awesome animal jokes to get your friends screaming with laughter. Full of entertaining elephants, funny fish, potty penguins, daft dogs and much, much more! Q. What do you call a dog magician? A. A labracadabrador. Q. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? A. They use their wing mirrors. Q. Why don't you see penguins in Great Britain? A. Because they're afraid of Wales!
"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.
School Jokes is packed with side-splittingly hilarious jokes all about school. It's guaranteed to keep children chortling from first period right up until the bell rings. Boys and girls will be chuckling in the classroom, giggling in the gym and laughing in the lunch line. Going back to school has never been so much fun!
Sporty Jokes is packed with over 300 side-splittingly hilarious jokes all about sport. From football and cricket to athletics and swimming, there are jokes for sports fans of every kind! Kids will be snickering in the swimming pool, hooting with laughter on the hockey pitch, giggling on the golf course and tittering on the tennis court. PE has never been so much fun!
With over 300 truly disgusting jokes, children will love this rude joke book. Full of toilets, snot and hundreds of other totally inappropriate topics.
Packed with over 300 brilliantly beastly jokes to get your friends screaming with laughter. Q. Why was the venomous snake worried? A. He'd just bitten his lip! Q. Why was the vampire thrown out of art class? A. Because he could only draw blood! Q. What did one vulture say to the other? A. I've got a bone to pick with you!
“The School by the Sea” is a classic school girls' novel by master of the genre, Angela Brazil. Set in a small school of only twenty pupils situated on a secluded peninsula in Cornwall, England, the story revolves around the intriguing mystery of the new girl, Gerda. Charming and entertaining, it is highly recommended for young girls and those with an interest in early schoolgirls' fiction. Angela Brazil (1868 – 1947) was an English author most famous for being one of the first writers of "modern schoolgirls' stories". Her stories were presented from the characters' point of view and were written primarily as entertainment rather than moral instruction. During the first half of the 20th century, Brazil published nearly 50 such books, with the vast majority being set in English boarding schools. Brazil's work had a significant influence on changing the nature of fiction for girls. Her charters were chiefly young females, active, independent, and aware. Brazil's books were often considered to be immoral and deviant, leading to their being burned or banned by many Headteachers in girls schools across Britain. Other notable works by this author include: “The School in the Forest” (1944), “Three Terms at Uplands” (1945), “The School on the Loch” (1946). Many vintage books such as this are increasingly scarce and expensive. We are republishing this volume now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with a specially-commissioned new biography of the author.