Gaz the Farting Ghost
Gaz the Farting Ghost

Author: Tootin' Tom

Publisher:

Published: 2021-08-31

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13:

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The Perfect Gift/Treat Idea For Halloween (Plus It's Sugar-Free!) Looking to have tons of laughs for Halloween this year? Looking for something that the whole family can read and enjoy together? Want a Halloween themed children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing Gaz the Farting Ghost by Tootin' Tom! Gaz is going to the Spooky School for Monsters! Follow Gaz's hilarious farting story where his constant tooting at Spooky School leaves him feeling like he has a big disadvantage compared to his friends. But maybe there is a way to turn it into his biggest advantage instead...? Find out by reading along as Gaz experiences Spooky School in his own toot-tastic way! Why Choose Gaz the Farting Ghost? Bonding Experience: Reading together is one of the best ways for families to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations: Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Halloween Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative Halloween gift idea for the kids, there is no matching a funny rhyming story book that you can experience together. Plus it's 100% sugar-free! Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get Your Copy Today!

Gus the Gassy Ghost
Gus the Gassy Ghost

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Humor Heals Us

Published: 2021-03-03

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781637311202

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This Halloween, make it a spooky and funny one! When his friends aren't successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare! The vampire took the attic, preparing for scares, While a skeleton relaxed on one of the chairs. The zombie was outside behind a big tree. That just left three of us, two witches and me. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for Halloween gift for boys and girls.

Monster Farts
Monster Farts

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-08-18

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13:

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Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.

10 Gassy Ghosts
10 Gassy Ghosts

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Farting Adventures

Published: 2022-07-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781637314265

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Come to Spookey Park and meet ten gassy ghosts! A beloved classic, this story will have everyone GIGGLING with the 10 gassy ghosts. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all!

Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots
Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots

Author: Susan G. Charles

Publisher: Susan G. Charles

Published: 2014-01-05

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 1506183239

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Warning: This children's book may instigate farts, flatulence and lots of laughter too. And it's the perfect book to grab the attention of reluctant readers too. Read on to find out more about a boy named "Toots", his adventures into the gas-tly arts, and the lessons he learned "in the end"! Your kids will love this kids fart book - and they might learn something too! And it might even encourage reluctant readers to join in and read as well! READER REVIEWS: "I can't thank this book enough for opening my sons interest to the wonders of reading." "I read the book to my Grandson, and he asked to hear it again and again. That's indicating to me that it is a good story!"Call it what you will - farting, flatulence, passing gas, poot, toot, fart, air biscuit, booty bomb, bubblers, gas, flatus, poo gas, ripsnorter, silent but deadly (one of my favorites), smelly jelly, stinker, trouser trumpet, wild wind, etc. - we're all talking about the same thing here - farting! "Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots: The Amazing True Story of One Boys Gas-tly Abilities" is the story of a kindergarten aged boy, Timothy Oscar O’Toole, AKA, Toots, who has a talent for farting - a skill he obviously loves to share with all his friends. This fart story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Who knew farts, poots, tooting, flatulence and farting could be so much FUN!!!!

Larry The Farting Leprechaun
Larry The Farting Leprechaun

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2021-01-29

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Gaspar the Flatulating Ghost
Gaspar the Flatulating Ghost

Author: Teresa Burrell

Publisher:

Published: 2014-11-13

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781938680137

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Gaspar is a lonely, little ghost who is lactose intolerant and his favorite thing in the whole world is ice cream. The other ghosts tease him and call him Stinky. Gaspar lives in a vacant house. When the house is sold and Mr. and Mrs. Stone move in, with their two young boys, he is thrilled to have a new family, until he discovers no one can see him. After several attempts to get their attention, he finally gives up and goes to bed only to discover that sometimes wishes come true.

Ghost Warrior
Ghost Warrior

Author: H. Richard Slichter

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2004-09-28

Total Pages: 404

ISBN-13: 1468570994

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This book of stories takes us from the most primitive of villages, in the deepest parts of the Colombian Jungles, to Miami, Fl. where battles between good and evil are waged. The Ghost Warrior puts you into the mind of a CIA sniper who is charged with the assassinations of the most evil of the world’s villains. How could this untrusting, trained killer live in a world of death and destruction and still enter into the boundaries of emotion and tenderness, quite comfortably, without renouncing his chosen career? Perhaps some answers are found in his relationship with his adored Angelita. When a person saves you from certain death, does he or she become your Guardian Angel? This is a novel of good versus evil and how one man who never believed he would allow himself to enter into a close personal relationship, did just that. The book contains seven stories which follow a sequence of events. It begins with Raul Lightfoot’s unsuccessful attempt to parachute into a jungle where a vicious drug lord has hidden. He faces a situation of imminent death, which soon becomes a very unexpected rescue by a woman who comes to be regarded by this trained assassin as his very own ‘guardian angel’. The book moves quickly through life and death situations on the battlefields of the jungles to the streets of Miami. This trained killer not only brings violence and death with his presence, but also brings an emotional closeness to a special woman, that only gets stronger as the stories progress. This, coupled with an unexpected sense of humor, makes for fast-paced and action-packed reading.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts
The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author: M.D. Whalen

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03-28

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.