Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black

Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black

Author: MM Creative Notebooks

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2018-10-04

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781726734400

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Kids say the funniest things. Keep track of those special memories with this cute notebook. You'll love looking back and remembering those times when your kids had you rolling on the floor with laughter or having you blush with embarrassment. Every moment is special so grab this journal and keep notes, you'll be glad you did! It's the perfect gift for new moms, parents of toddlers and small children or any family member who wants to look back on those special times with the kids they dearly love. 6x9 Paperback Bound Book 122 pages Find other kids quote journal designs and different notebooks by selecting the hyperlink for "authors name" near the top of this listing.


Funny Things My Kids Say Journal

Funny Things My Kids Say Journal

Author: Alex Farley

Publisher:

Published: 2019-08-19

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781687293374

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This floral design kids quotes journal is the perfect way to record the silly, funny, cheeky and adorable things that kids say. Each page includes a speech bubble with plenty of room to write in what was said and space for Who, When, Where and Age. Can easily be used for any number of children - even nieces and nephews. With this travel friendly and easy to grab pocket sized book, you'll be creating a wonderful book of memories to look back on and cherish. Perfect as a gift for baby showers, christenings, naming days, toddlers birthdays and gifts for new parents - or alternatively, buy it for yourself - this would make a super fun 18th or 21st gift for your son or daughter! Product Description: 6 x 9" 105 pages Professionally illustrated matte cover Quality heavy paper We have lots of great kids trackers and journals, so be sure to check out our other listings by clicking on the "Alex Farley" link just below the title of this tracker. Ideas On How To Use This Planner: - New Parents Gift - Mothers Day or Birthday Present from Kids - Fathers Day or Birthday Gift from Kids


The Me, Me, Me Epidemic

The Me, Me, Me Epidemic

Author: Amy McCready

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2015-08-11

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0698158717

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Cure your kids of the entitlement epidemic so they develop happier, more productive attitudes that will carry them into a successful adulthood. Whenever Amy McCready mentions the "entitlement epidemic" to a group of parents, she is inevitably met with eye rolls, nodding heads, and loaded comments about affected children. It seems everywhere one looks, there are preschoolers who only behave in the grocery store for a treat, narcissistic teenagers posting selfies across all forms of social media, and adult children living off their parents. Parenting expert McCready reveals in this book that the solution is to help kids develop healthy attitudes in life. By setting up limits with consequences and training them in responsible behavior and decision making, parents can rid their homes of the entitlement epidemic and raise confident, resilient, and successful children. Whether parents are starting from scratch with a young toddler or navigating the teen years, they will find in this book proven strategies to effectively quell entitled attitudes in their children.


Catholic School Kids Say the Funniest Things

Catholic School Kids Say the Funniest Things

Author: Mary Kathleen Glavich

Publisher: Paulist Press

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9780809141067

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Here are humorous, cute stories about Catholic school children that are sure to bring a smile to the lips of anyone who has grown up Catholic.


The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2019-08-29

Total Pages: 343

ISBN-13: 1493041207

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Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner “I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher


Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Wonderful, Wacky Family

Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Wonderful, Wacky Family

Author: Amy Newmark

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-11

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1611590973

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Is your family a little wacky? Do you have weird family traditions? Do you have a few quirky family members who you can't help but love? You’re not alone! This collection of 101 heartwarming, hilarious stories celebrates the fun of having those eccentric, unusual, loving famly members. You’ll recognize your own relatives in these outrageous, true stories about wacky but lovable in-laws, siblings, spouses, children, grandparents, aunts and uncles, and the rest of the family. These 101 true stories about our bizarre family traditions, our eccentric relatives, and our favorite disastrous vacations or weird holiday gatherings will have you laughing and nodding your head in recognition. And you’ll be amused by the crazy events of day-to-day life too. So come on in and meet the family! Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.


73 Ways To Make Her Laugh

73 Ways To Make Her Laugh

Author: CR James

Publisher: CR James

Published: 2015-04-14

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13:

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CR James (author of Super Seduction Power) shows you easy ways to make a woman laugh.


From the Jar of Blessings

From the Jar of Blessings

Author: Shawn Wells

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2024-06-10

Total Pages: 275

ISBN-13:

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From the Jar of Blessings is a compilation of about 270 blessings and/or inspirational quotes that were sent to me by family and friends over a period of eleven years. I would write each blessing/quote on bright-colored squares of paper, fold them up, and put them in a big glass olive jar I have. For this book, I have taken each blessing and/or quote and written my thoughts about them. Some of the blessings/quotes are deeply personal while others are quite funny. This book reminds us that God sends us blessings and inspiration on a regular basis, whether it be a simple blessing such as a small act of kindness or a huge blessing such as sparing a life after what could have been a fatal accident. All too often, we are so busy that we don’t take the time to focus on the blessings all around us. Some of the blessings in this book were sent to me by adults, and others were sent by kids. For some reason, kids have an easier time recognizing blessings. One boy sent in the following blessing: “I am thankful a boy in my class spoke up and stopped someone from bullying me.” I was so blessed to know that there were students at the school who were willing to stand up for others. Bullying is such a problem in our schools, and it is so important that children and adults stand up against it. The blessings/quotes in this book deal with topics such as Alzheimer’s disease, caregiving, lack of finances, cancer, and many more. Hopefully, the blessings and/or quotes in this book will cause you to look at day-to-day life from a different perspective.


Cops Say (And Do) the Funniest Things

Cops Say (And Do) the Funniest Things

Author: Glenn Melton

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2022-05-04

Total Pages: 184

ISBN-13: 164628254X

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During his thirty-five-year law enforcement career, the author discovered that everyday police work, while sometimes stressful and even dangerous, has its moments of levity. Some of the stories he recalls herein are so hilarious they'll have you alternately laughing out loud and swearing they could never have happened. But they did. One thing is for sure: you will never regard law enforcement the same way again.