Fowl Language: The Struggle Is Real
Fowl Language: The Struggle Is Real

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1449488447

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“This Guy’s Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent.”—Buzzfeed He's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.

Fowl Language: Winging It
Fowl Language: Winging It

Author: Brian Gordon

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2019-10-22

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1524859338

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The world's finest parenting cartoon featuring ducks presents a comprehensive view of the early parenting years in all of their maddening cuteness and sanity-depriving chaos. In addition to dozens of previously unpublished cartoons, Fowl Language: Winging It is organized into 12 thematic chapters—including "Babies: Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?"; "Siblings: Best Frenemies Forever"; and "Sleep: Everybody Needs It, Nobody's Gettin' It"—each of which begins with a hilarious, illustrated 500-word essay.

Fowl Weather
Fowl Weather

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2007-03-16

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1565127382

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In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.

How the Guinea Fowl Got Her Spots
How the Guinea Fowl Got Her Spots

Author: Barbara Knutson

Publisher: Carolrhoda Books

Published: 2009-08-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0761357912

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The Guinea Fowl and Cow are best friends. Both of them keep an eye out for Lion. When Lion threatens, each must intervene to save the other. Beautiful watercolors transform this tale into a visual delight.

How to Speak Chicken
How to Speak Chicken

Author: Melissa Caughey

Publisher: Storey Publishing

Published: 2017-11-28

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1612129110

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Best-selling author Melissa Caughey knows that backyard chickens are like any favorite pet — fun to spend time with and fascinating to observe. Her hours among the flock have resulted in this quirky, irresistible guide packed with firsthand insights into how chickens communicate and interact, use their senses to understand the world around them, and establish pecking order and roles within the flock. Combining her up-close observations with scientific findings and interviews with other chicken enthusiasts, Caughey answers unexpected questions such as Do chickens have names for each other? How do their eyes work? and How do chickens learn? Foreword INDIES Silver Award Winner

The Fowl Twins
The Fowl Twins

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 378

ISBN-13: 1368049109

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One week after their eleventh birthday, the Fowl twins--scientist Myles, and Beckett, the force of nature--are left in the care of house security (NANNI) for a single night. In that time they befriend a troll who has clawed his way through the earth's crust to the surface. Unfortunately for the troll, he is being chased by a nefarious nobleman and an interrogating nun, who both need the magical creature for their own gain, as well as a fairy-in-training who has been assigned to protect him. The boys and their new troll best friend escape and go on the run. Along the way they get shot at, kidnapped, buried, arrested, threatened, killed (temporarily), and discover that the strongest bond in the world is not the one forged by covalent electrons in adjacent atoms, but the one that exists between a pair of twins.

Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Heinemann Educational Publishers

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13: 9780435130657

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No human being had ever got the better of a fairy, but twelve-year old Artemis Fowl, a criminal genius, is determined to get hold of the famous fairy gold and put his brilliant master plan into action. But these are no ordinary fairies.

Fish and Fowl Decoys of the Great Lakes
Fish and Fowl Decoys of the Great Lakes

Author: Donna Tonelli

Publisher: Schiffer Pub Limited

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9780764316432

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A wonderful collection of fine decoys and calls from the Great Lakes region, shown in over 1100 color photographs, along with original vintage black and white photos, extensive related literature, and a price guide. This valuable reference book includes pieces ranging from the finest museum-quality artifacts to collectibles that are more likely to turn up at a local auction, garage sale, flea market, or antique mall. An extensive bibliography and appendix provide valuable sources for information, organizations, periodicals, and auction companies.

The Artemis Fowl Files
The Artemis Fowl Files

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 2008-03-18

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 9780786836758

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The Artemis Fowl Files is comprised of two original stories: “LEPrecon”: the story of Fairy Police Captain Holly Short’s move from Traffic to Recon following her initiation into the Fairy Police; and “The Seventh Dwarf”, featuring Mulch, Butler, and Artemis himself. EXTRAS INCLUDE: • “Behind-the-scenes” interviews with major characters including: Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, and Eoin Colfer himself • Coded section from the Fairy Book for kids to translate • A section for Fairy Spotters including the different categories of Fairy and their physical characteristics and personality traits, including: Elves, Trolls, Sprites, Pixies Goblins, Dwarves and Centaurs • Technical diagrams of Foaly’s inventions

Artemis Fowl: Time Paradox, The (new cover)
Artemis Fowl: Time Paradox, The (new cover)

Author: Eoin Colfer

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 2009-08-11

Total Pages: 432

ISBN-13: 9781423108375

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When Artemis Fowl’s mother contracts a life-threatening illness, his world is turned upside down. The only hope for a cure lies in the brain fluid of the silky sifaka lemur. Unfortunately, the animal is extinct due to a heartless bargain Artemis himself made as a younger boy. Though the odds are stacked against him, Artemis is not willing to give up. With the help of his fairy friends, the young genius travels back in time to save the lemur and bring it back to the present. But to do so, Artemis will have to defeat a maniacal poacher, who has set his sights on new prey: Holly Short. The rules of time travel are far from simple, but to save his mother, Artemis will have to break them all…and outsmart his most cunning adversary yet: Artemis Fowl, age ten.