FARTS from A-Z

FARTS from A-Z

Author: I. Traf

Publisher:

Published: 2019-01-03

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13: 9781793135537

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARTAHOLIC COLLIDES WITH FARTING WORDS ... FARTS FROM A TO Z IS BORN. This is the Everyone and Everybody Farts Children, Teens, Adults, Animals, Unicorns, Cats, Dogs, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Fish Fart Book. Both Women & Men And Boys & Girls Will Get A Laugh From These International Expressions Of Passing Gas. And Let's Not Forget the Parents, the Moms, and Dads, Who Can Use This As The New Go To Nighttime Picture Book for Their Younger Children. Farts from A to Z includes: Over 400 Fart, Farting and Farted Words In Alphabetical Order. Over 15 Fart Facts with Cartoons. More Illustrations Throughout the Book. A Crossword Puzzle, Perfect for a Bathroom Break. Farts from A to Z Will Make You: More Confident When You Talk About Your Farts More Outgoing as You Rank On Others Farts Popular at Parties and Social Gatherings with Your Fart Knowledge. Want To Post More On Social Media Sites so You Can Use More Mature Fart References. Farts from A to Z is the Perfect Size to: Hide in Your Backpack, Briefcase or Purse. Store in Your Desk Drawer. Put Away in Your Bedroom Nightstand. Read on the Bathroom Toilet. YOU CAN ACT REAL SMART IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FART


Fart

Fart

Author: Nick Sherrington

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-01-14

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9781499756470

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For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...


The History of Farting

The History of Farting

Author: Benjamin Bart

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2013-04-26

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1782431411

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This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.


Who Farted?

Who Farted?

Author: Farshore

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-08-16

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1665900415

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Discover all the hidden farts in this stinktastic search-and-find picture book adventure that’s fun for the whole family! Someone is stinking up the joint! Find out who in twelve search-and-find scenes from a smelly pet show to a whiffy winter wonderland to a rotten rock concert. Featuring pirates, unicorns, pugs, flamingos, and robots, this is the ultimate fun- and fart-filled activity book for young readers.


G Day

G Day

Author: Neil Baker

Publisher: Author House

Published: 2010-07-22

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 1420808222

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G Day is basically man’s attempt to murder God for leaving the world in such “dire” conditions. The team of assassins includes a Harvard educated Cyclops; his assistant, composed of ancient dust, named UGH; a mysterious woman with a somber history of sexual abuse name, None,; A woman employed by the C.I.A., previously a statue in a museum, named Ida; a scientist with a half omniscient mind, name Dr. Sseus; twenty-seven past presidents; and Dr. Pangloss the Programmer. God, not wanting to take any of the blame, assigns the devil to assume his role during the tribulation, only he must refer to himself as (“God”) The misadventures that occur only leave the world in an “utter mess” with absolutely no one in charge and the most unexpected resolution of all.


Farts Around the World

Farts Around the World

Author: August O'Phwinn

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2011-10-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781452102818

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What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.


Lance Fart Pants

Lance Fart Pants

Author: Dave Munsey

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-16

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781735478517

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After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.


Occultus Liber

Occultus Liber

Author: Neil Baker

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2014-05-07

Total Pages: 914

ISBN-13: 1496903463

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The dust roamed, and in its midst, the code Thus begins the revelations of Occultus Liber, an epic tale of the journey of civilization through time and space. With its collective cast of extraordinary characters both mythological and real, the quest to discover the fate of planet Earth leads to a bizarre odyssey of Biblical proportions. Satire abounds as dozens of players join the chase to dismantle God and claim the world as their own in this prophetic novel.


Yuck's Fart Club

Yuck's Fart Club

Author: Matthew Morgan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1442481536

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"Originally published in Great Britain in 2006 by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd"--Copyright page.


Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author: Todd Strauss-Schulson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-02-28

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1614297827

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"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--