Fart Wars
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher:
Published: 2013-03-12
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781484983690
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAnother adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.
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Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher:
Published: 2013-03-12
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781484983690
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAnother adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.
Author: A. M. Shah
Publisher:
Published: 2017-02-14
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 9781943684502
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Author: Todd Goldman
Publisher:
Published: 2021-01-30
Total Pages: 176
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn the year 2099, on a planet fart, fart away...the seventh planet from our sun AND the gassiest planet in our solar system, the only planet with the word anus, as in butthole, in its name, yes on Uranus, trouble brewed between kindly King Butthole and the evil Fart Vader, leader of the Dark Side of the Farts. Humanity has colonized much of the solar system and in order to survive the super cold temperatures on Uranus, people built their cities under giant domes. Unfortunately, the air under these domes was always full of methane gas, booty fuel, butt petrol, oh let's just say it: FARTS! Yes, farts. Smelly, nasty, farts. Our story begins one stinky day, well they were all stinky, shortly before the Spring dance at Shartsville Middle School...
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2017-10-24
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781510724358
DOWNLOAD EBOOKReady to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Author: H. W. Smeldit
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2012-01-25
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781452106311
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Published: 2020-09-24
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 9781953399175
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLeading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Author: Lee Lorenz
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2010-04-22
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 0740798499
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLegendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz
Author: Jim Ross
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2017-10-03
Total Pages: 424
ISBN-13: 1683581148
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Wrestling Biography You’ve Been Waiting For! There are few people who have been in the wrestling business longer than Jim Ross. And those who have made it as long as he has (half a century to be exact) probably made enemies or burned bridges. But that’s just not JR. Slobberknocker is the story of how an Oklahoman farm kid, with a vivid imagination and seemingly unattainable dreams, became “The Voice of Wrestling” to record TV audiences and millions of fans around the world. Jim opens up about his life as an only child on a working farm, who became obsessed with professional wrestling having first saw it on his grandparent’s TV. Even though the wrestling business was notoriously secretive and wary of “outsiders,” he somehow got a foot in the door to start a historic career, one where he held almost every job in the business?from putting up the ring to calling matches, from driving his blind, drunk boss towards revenge, to consoling two naked 600 pound brothers in the shower room after a rough match. With all those adventures and responsibilities, he’s also recognized as the man who built and nurtured a once-in-a-generation talent roster that took the WWE to new heights, including “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, and The Rock to name a few. Readers will finally get the opportunity to hear never-before-told stories about the politics, wackiness, and personalities of all the biggest stars. But this isn’t just a wrestling story. It’s a story about overcoming adversity and achieving your dreams, as success did not come without significant costs and unforeseen challenges to JR, including multiple bouts of severe facial paralysis called Bell’s Palsy. Currently the host of the podcast The Ross Report, any fan of wrestling?from the territory days to today?will be enthralled with stories from the road and behind the scenes. Slobberknocker is the first time Ross tells his story?and you don’t want to miss it!
Author: Amos Tinker
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2016-10-04
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781452158266
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher:
Published: 2013-06-25
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781492220312
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Man! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts!"--Page 4 of cover.