Frank the Fart Fairy

Frank the Fart Fairy

Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd

Publisher:

Published: 2021-02-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781800589636

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Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.


Fairy Farts

Fairy Farts

Author: Kelli Hansen

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-03-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781544701776

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This is the book the fairies DON'T want you to read! Why? Because it exposes the dirty little secret of the fairy tale kingdom...fairy farts! Giggle your way through this cute, funny, silly, gross (but not too gross) story that tells you everything you never knew about fairy farts...the good, the bad, and the stinky. Not your typical fart book! This story includes 26 pages of hand drawn, quality illustrations that showcase the funny predicaments faced by adorable, beautiful, graceful (and farting) fairies. Their colorful world combines the seemingly contradictory sweet grace of fairies with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining fairy exploits...it's likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books, and you'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished!This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloudBedtime storiesPreschoolEarly readersChildren who love fairiesKids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny


Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts

Author: Marty Kelley

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)


Someone Farted

Someone Farted

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-04-17

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”


Even Fairies Fart

Even Fairies Fart

Author: Jennifer Stinson

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2017-08-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780062436238

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Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.


Fairy Farts

Fairy Farts

Author: Kelli Hansen

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781949879025

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This is the book the fairies DON'T want you to read! Why? Because it exposes the dirty little secret of fairy farts! Giggle your way through this cute, funny, sill, gross (but not too gross) story that tells you everything you never knew about fairy farts... the good, the bad, and the stinky.


Freddie The Farting Snowman

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13:

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Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list


Book of Bunny Farts

Book of Bunny Farts

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Farting Adventures

Published: 2021-02-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781637310960

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The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.