Yours Cruelly, Elvira

Yours Cruelly, Elvira

Author: Cassandra Peterson

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2021-09-21

Total Pages: 390

ISBN-13: 0306874369

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The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story filled with intimate bombshells—told by the bombshell herself. On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35% of her body, and the prognosis wasn't good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra built model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula, and idolized Vincent Price. Due to a complicated relationship with her mother, Cassandra left home at 14, and by age 17 she was performing at the famed Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas. Run-ins with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., and Tom Jones helped her grow up fast. Then a chance encounter with her idol Elvis Presley, changed the course of her life forever, and led her to Europe where she worked in film and traveled Italy as lead singer of an Italian pop band. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she joined the famed comedy improv group, The Groundlings, and worked alongside Phil Hartman and Paul "Pee-wee" Reubens, honing her comedic skills. Nearing age 30, a struggling actress considered past her prime, she auditioned at local LA channel KHJ as hostess for the late night vintage horror movies. Cassandra improvised, made the role her own, and got the job on the spot. Yours Cruelly, Elvira is an unforgettably wild memoir. Cassandra doesn't shy away from revealing exactly who she is and how she overcame seemingly insurmountable odds. Always original and sometimes outrageous, her story is loaded with twists, travails, revelry, and downright shocking experiences. It is the candid, often funny, and sometimes heart-breaking tale of a Midwest farm girl's long strange trip to become the world's sexiest, sassiest Halloween icon. Instant New York Times Bestseller, Los Angeles Times Bestseller, USA Today Bestseller, Publishers Weekly Bestseller A New York Times Best Books to Give This Season selection


Elvira: Mistress of the Dark: The Classic Years Omnibus

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark: The Classic Years Omnibus

Author: Paul Dini

Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment

Published: 2022-02-16

Total Pages: 616

ISBN-13: 152412091X

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The Elvira Mistress of the Dark Classic Years Omnibus is the first volume reprinting the highly sought-after tales originally published by Claypool Comics. With this deluxe volume, fans can turn back the clock to 1993. Bill Clinton was president, Jurassic Park ruled the box office, and just like today, Elvira was her legendary horror host self. In these beloved adventures Elvira must contend with teen werewolves, killer clowns, aliens, a high school reunion, pro wrestling, and more! Plus, special Halloween, Christmas, and Easter stories. The book covers 26 issues, rounding out to a massive 600-page tome and Dynamite is sneaking in extra bonuses amounting to .666 of an issue. That's right gals and ghouls, 26.666 comics in one massive book! Spooky! A bountiful bevy of talented creators contributed to these adventures. Known for his love of the macabre and the flirty, Paul Dini of Batman fame lent his hand. While this first volume also compiles all of the plentiful pages written by Kurt Busiek (Avengers, Astro City). Claypool head honcho Richard Howell (Vision & the Scarlet Witch) and Frank Strom also contributed writing. While on the art side, Tom Simonton is beloved by Elvira fans for his early contributions to the series, as well as John Heebink. X-Men fans will thrill to the lines of Dave Cockrum on stories, and Dynamite's Vampirella fans will love to see Louis LaChance. Other stars inside include Dan Spiegle, Fred Hembeck, and Neil Vokes. Collecting ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1993) #1-27.


Rabbit Island

Rabbit Island

Author: Elvira Navarro

Publisher:

Published: 2021

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781949641097

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"Eleven stories that traverse a gritty, surreal terrain between madness and freedom"--


Sworn Virgin

Sworn Virgin

Author: Elvira Dones

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781908276346

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Independence in the Albanian mountains means a vow to become a man--independence in America means reclaiming her womanhood.


The Suffrage of Elvira

The Suffrage of Elvira

Author: Vidiadhar Surajprasad Naipaul

Publisher: Harmondsworth : Penguin

Published: 1969

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13:

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In this book, an old, comically timid and absent-minded man, Surujpat Harbans, runs for office, aided by superstition, bribes, and an aggressive compaign.


Elvira's Ghost

Elvira's Ghost

Author: A. D. Thorne

Publisher: DAWN ELIZABETH HAWKINS

Published:

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13:

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It happened so quickly that Lieutenant Elvira Gomez of the Guardia Civil Special Operations Unit, thought she'd seen a ghost. The local constabulary shared that opinion. In the mist-covered mountains of Galicia, ghosts and apparitions are more common than criminals. There was nothing supernatural about this. Elvira and her team entered a shadow world of spies, double agents, and assassins in search of the truth. If you like mysteries that shine a light into a world where justice never sees a courtroom, and battles are fought in the dark. You will enjoy this. How can Elvira find that truth she seeks before she becomes a ghost herself? Read the story for yourself!


Elvira's Pot of Water

Elvira's Pot of Water

Author: Betty Barbiere-Champlin

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2006-08

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 0595401201

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The story is about my mother's 101 year's of life experiences, as well as other related stories. How does a woman live such a long life of abuse and bitter trials? I do not advocate that anyone must tolerate the abuse she experienced, but her faith and dedication, to both God and family, kept her going, and must be admired. The title is a reflection of her main daily activity. Each day she turned a pot of water into a delicious Italian style meal for her large family, and anyone else who happened to visit. In the back of my book are some of her tasty, simple, and nutritious recipes. In addition to the above, some history of New York City during the century she lived, and how it impacted our family, is also included. Humor also appears throughout the book as comic relief from the sadness and stress of the story.


Soap Elvira’s Mega Barney Miller Goonies Twister Batman Blazing Hood Gromit Big China Young Frankenstein

Soap Elvira’s Mega Barney Miller Goonies Twister Batman Blazing Hood Gromit Big China Young Frankenstein

Author: Jim Fenn

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-05-17

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 1312199229

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Join the hilarious adventures of the cop, Nice Boob, of 'Ride Along;' the 'Soap' stars, Jezebel Taint, Belly Taint, Chorine, Heinous, Dapper and Butt Camel. The boys at the old One Three; Barmy Muller, Whoa Joe, and the dapper, Harris Tweed. Many bits by Elmira, Mistress in the Park. From Peppermint Twister, They call him Dill "The Extremist" Lastname. Her name is Jaw "Clenched" Harder. His new fiancee is Melinda "We Got Cows" Sex Therapist. From 'The Jerk, ' Naive Johnson. Many versions of Batty Man with or without Tweety, the Boy Wormer. The tough private eye, Wriggly Rear of 'Dead Men Wear No Tails.' A serious documentary of the Old West, Blazing Saddles. Robbing Good and his maid, Marrying, of 'Robbing Good: Many Times.' And finally Dr. Franks-n-Weenies of 'Yon Frankenstein.' Plus many lesser known gems.