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Author: Jen Jones
Publisher: Capstone Classroom
Published: 2014-07-01
Total Pages: 129
ISBN-13: 1623701945
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDelaney has always wanted a dog, and volunteering at a local animal shelter seems like a step in the right direction--especially when her friends Maren, Ashley, and Willow get involved with organizing a fund-raiser fashion show for pet adoption.
Author: Jennifer Lynn Jones
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2014-08-01
Total Pages: 90
ISBN-13: 162370250X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDelaney has always wanted a dog of her own, and she's proving it to her parents by volunteering at the local animal shelter. When the shelter enlists the Sleepover Girls to help with the annual puppy fashion show fundraiser, the sleepover girls couldn't be more excited (especially Delaney!). Delaney's parents even allow her to babysit one of the dogs overnight during the weekly sleepover. But when the dog gets lost, Delaney doesn't know what to do. Will the Sleepover Girls save the puppy and Delaney's doggy dreams before the big fashion show?
Author: Jen Jones
Publisher:
Published: 2014-07-01
Total Pages: 128
ISBN-13: 9781434297600
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDelaney has always wanted a dog, and volunteering at a local animal shelter seems like a step in the right direction--especially when her friends Maren, Ashley, and Willow get involved with organizing a fund-raiser fashion show for pet adoption.
Author: Jennifer Lynn Jones
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2015-10-01
Total Pages: 78
ISBN-13: 1623705762
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDelaney's killing it with her work on Student Council. If she keeps this up, she will definitely snag an officer position by the time seventh grade rolls around! Never one to back away from a cause, Delaney's on the case when she finds out her science lab partner is being cyber-bullied. The Sleepover Girls are happy to help work on the campaign and put a stop to the problem, but what happens when they find out one of their good friends is also a bully? A quiz and nonfiction companion craft book complete this chapter book from the Sleepover Girls series.
Author: Michael Delaney
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2012-04-12
Total Pages: 200
ISBN-13: 1101575247
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThere's a new puppy at Obi the gerbil's house, and he's bigger, furrier, and more slobbery than Obi. And he's getting all the attention. But when the puppy runs away, Obi feels it's her duty to bring him back. So off she goes, on a mission filled with obstacles from a hungry owl to a giant dog to snarky cats. But with perseverance and pluck, Obi is able to bring the puppy safely home. With clever illustrations, this funny, adventurous sequel to Obi: Gerbil on the Loose! will leave kids squawking for more.
Author: Vikki VanSickle
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Published: 2013-02
Total Pages: 202
ISBN-13: 144312432X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKClarissa tries to find her happily-ever-after in this clever, heartfelt follow-up to Love Is a Four-Letter Word! One summer. That's all the time it takes to set your world spinning -- or so Clarissa learns. Feeling abandoned by Mattie (camp), Benji (drama school), and even Michael (babysitting), Clarissa feels even more alone when her mother tells her she's marrying Doug. This announcement gets Clarissa thinking about her father, and her search for answers leads to her stumbling upon information about the secret teenage life of her mother, and more importantly, about Bill, her absentee father. Things get complicated when she spots a man who looks a lot like Bill. Approaching him winds up revealing a whole world of surprises that threaten to shake her image of her mother forever. Will Clarissa be able to move beyond the past and take part in Annie's vision of the future? Happily ever after has never seemed so impossible.
Author: Cathy Kravitz
Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13: 1598580256
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA delightful story about a boy and his dog. Enchanting for all ages - whimsical color illustrations present a day in the life of a dog, Molly, and her friend Ben. Cathy Kravitz is originally from Colorado and has been living in Carmel, Indiana for the past 18 years. She is married and has 2 grown children, Ben and Molly. Cathy is an accomplished artist with a background in elementary education. She has taught art classes for the past 16 years as well as established Creative Arts by Cathy. Cathy primarily works in clay and has sold pieces throughout the world. She has exhibited in New York City as well as many locales in the Indianapolis area. Cathy was commissioned to participate in ART IN MOTION, a promotion for the Indianapolis 500 festival for which she painted a car, "My Secret Car-den."
Author: Gary Delaney
Publisher: Headline
Published: 2022-09-29
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9781472277459
DOWNLOAD EBOOK'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .
Author: Rob Delaney
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2014-12-02
Total Pages: 226
ISBN-13: 0812983181
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom a Deadpool 2 fan favorite comes a “hilarious, raw” (Rolling Stone) memoir about love, sex, parenthood, work, substance abuse, and everything else that makes life wonderful and/or horrible. Updated with new material! Rob Delaney is a comedy superstar. But if you’re ever watched him steal scenes as Peter in Deadpool 2, binged his streaming series Catastrophe, encountered his raunchy and mischievous Twitter presence, or witnessed the hilarious and painful sharing he does in his stand-up, you already know that. In his first book, he traces his journey from middle-class theater geek to public menace to devoted family man and passionately engaged model citizen—from his youthful obsession (and pen pal relationship) with heavy metal band Danzig and an episode of drunken bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, to his court-ordered stint in rehab and the miracle of his son’s birth. All together, these essays make clear why it is he is so darn lovable—and so f#!%ing funny. Praise for Rob Delaney “Unlike some books by comics, Delaney’s volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life. . . . A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”—E! Online “One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”—Vice “A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”—Jimmy Kimmel “Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm.”—Splitsider “Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what’s hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”—Entertainment Weekly “Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not ‘done it again.’ Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He’s peaked.”—Judd Apatow “Rob’s transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”—Seth Meyers “WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he’s just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”—Anthony Bourdain
Author: T. Coraghessan Boyle
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2011
Total Pages: 386
ISBN-13: 0143119079
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe lives of two different couples--wealthy Los Angeles liberals Delaney and Kyra Mossbacher, and Candido and America Rincon, a pair of Mexican illegals--suddenly collide, in a story that unfolds from the shifting viewpoints of the various characters.
